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Billy Corgan Dating Jess Origlasso (photos)

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Billy Corgan Dating Jess Origlasso (photos)

If you look at Billy Corgan‘s dating history, you can’t help but rip your nostril hairs out one by one. What’s wrong with that guy? Why does he always end up dating complete celebrity losers? Mind you, it is getting a little bit better. First we had Billy Corgan dating Tila Tequila which was a complete disaster, then we had Billy Corgan dating Jessica Simpson which I don’t understand how he wound up there and now we have Billy Corgan dating Jess Origlasso of The Veronicas. The Veronicas? Well, I guess that’s better than Tila Teqila.

Seriously, who’s next for Billy Corgan? Who will be his new girlfriend after Jess Origlasso? Hopefully he’s not gonna go for Snooki…. oh the blasphemy! Looking at the photos, though – Jess Origlasso does look kind of cute. Very petite, pocket sized, small enough to place a jug of beer on her head and get a blowjob at the same time. Good choice Billy Corgan, that’s got to count for something. With built like that, Jess Origlasso makes for a perfect girlfriend.

Billy Corgan and Jess Origlasso Photos by Splash News Online

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Five Women, Ten Vaginas with Tyra Banks

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I don’t get it: How is Tyra Banks still allowed to be on TV? She’s as lame and irrelevant as Tila Tequila. And also as ugly and stupid. She seriously needs to go away for good and while she’s at it, she can take those five fake attention whores who claim they have two vaginas each with her. I’m all for pretending shite for views, but this is ridiculous. Five women and ten vaginas – year right. And she didn’t notice it for years – year right. And her husband claimed her virginity doing her in that spare vagina – give me a break. I understand that the Tyra Banks show is intended for dumb losers with no brains, but are they really this dumb? Could some morans seriously think that there were five women, but ten vaginas in a studio with Tyra Banks? And why was Tyra Banks pulling off that stupid face the whole time? Could it be that she’s the one with five vaginas so the numbers in fact work – ten vaginas, five guests. One guest = one vagina, one Tyra Banks = one brain with ten Swiss Cheese type holes in it mistaken for five vaginas?

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Tila Tequila and Booby

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Tila Tequila and Booby

Tila Tequila, the embodiment of all things gross proved me once again why her booby are the ugliest masses of silicone under the Sun. Those things are bigger than her head. So fucking gross… Gah!

I’m sure there’s got to be restraining order for Tila Tequila and her booby restraining her from flying. You wouldn’t want those gross fake boobs to explode up in the air. She may be useful on a boat though. If you’re going to sink, just hang on to those inflatables and you’re saved.

Damn this bitch is ugly…

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Tila Tequila’s Ass Pics

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Tila Tequila's Ass Pic

It’s been a while since my last Tila Tequila post and since I always make fun of her stupid ass, I get bashed on a lot. I still can’t figure out why she’s so famous, but she is so I’m learning to deal with it. Here are some Tila Tequila’s Ass Pics. Her fat ass looks twice the size of the rest of her body, but the red dress she’s sporting is rather hot. So here – I’ve actually said something positive about this worthless whore. Mind you, it’s the dress that’s hot, not Tila Tequila.

I can imagine delivering sweet ass red palm imprint ass spanking. This mass of flesh and fat must withstand some massive spanking. Just the imaginary sound of that pleasure gives me a hard on. Next time I’m gonna have to post naked Tila Tequila’s Ass Pics. Hope her ass is not as fake as her boobs.

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Tila Tequila Gets Rejected on Shot at Love 2

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Tila Tequila Gets Rejected on Shot at Love 2

Tila Tequila Gets Rejected – I’m filing this shit under Celebrities even though Tila Tequila is just a wannabe celebrity. A joke if you will.

On a season finale of Shot at Love 2, things didn’t go particularly well for 30 year old Tila Tequila. The bitch got rejected. Totally turned down, like a sack of rotting onions.

As you may know, 30 people participated at Shot at Love and after a few episodes, only two were left – Kristy or Bo. There was this ridiculous ice melting challenge to take where as those bitches were rubbing their ass cheeks against the ice to get to the heart trapped in it and Bo came out a winner out of it.

To make this crappy long story short, Tila Tequila broke Bo’s heart and Kristy then told her she wasn’t ready for this shit. Fabulously humiliated, Tila tequila walks away crying the whole time. The bitch got rejected. Awesomeness abounds. Tila Tequila Got Rejected on Shot at Love 2. Make way for Shot at Love 3

Tila Tequila Likes to Fuck and Suck Cock (proof)

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Tila Tequila Likes to Fuck and Suck Cock (proof)

This bitch is useless. Tila Tequila joined forces with rapper Hot Rod (had ties with 50 Cent and G Unit) to produce the crappiest song you have ever heard. There should be capital punishment for everyone who produces piece of shit music like this. I’m ashamed to be part of the same human race that creates this type of awful music. Damn, somebody put a stop to that crap already!

So of course since your music sucks, the trick is to deploy some form of offensive lyrics to the mix in order to get attention, cause that’s all you have if you otherwise totally suck. So Hot Rod invited that whore Tila Tequila and equally useless B. Dozier to rap bullshit into the crappy tune. They gave it a name – “I Like To Fuck”.

While B. Dozier raps about nothing, Tila Tequila sings “I Like To Fuck and Suck Cock until I Hurl and Want To Fuck Everybody in the World“. Sweetie, nobody wants to fuck with you. As a matter of fact, I’d hurl on your gross fake boobs for they are so disgusting they induce vomiting on sight. Get a clue, stupid bitch. You’re as useless as Ashlee Simpson’s microphone.

Hot Rod featuring Tila Tequila and B. Dozier in I Like To Fuck video below. Make sure you have your vomit bags at the ready. It’s seriously crappy.

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