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Lady Gaga in See Through Outfit for NME

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Photo of Lady Gaga in See Through Outfit Holding Her Naked Breasts

Here is what we can safely assume from these photos of Lady Gaga posing in a see through outfit for NME:

  • Lady Gaga shaves her pussy or at most keeps a landing strip
  • Lady Gaga has very small areola, unless the pink stuff was photoshopped out of the picture
  • Lady Gaga has an outie
  • Lady Gaga wears a wig

She’s pretty hot naked. I’d totally hit that. See through jumpsuit always works and Lady Gaga knows it well. Provocation gets people talking and for as long as people are talking, her albums will be selling. She may have to pose with protruding cheeks for photographers, but at the end of the day it’s her who laughs on the way to the bank.

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Kate Bosworth Anorexic Pictures in Bikini

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Kate Bosworth Anorexic Pictures in Bikini

I think anorexic girls are a perfect jack off material and if they come with small breasts, the beauty is near perfect. As such, I’m filing these pictures of Kate Bosworth in a bikini looking super anorexic under “HOT”. The only thing that can take points off of an anorexic girl with small breasts in a bikini is a douche laying nearby or (blasphemy) touching her. That’s why anorexic Kate Bosworth scores “hot”, but not “perfect”.

She sure does like to pose for that paparazzi camera which is not all that surprising cause she doesn’t have much going for her so taking in all that attention is expected. Still, props from me for hot, flat stomach and cute little titties. And no cellulite from what pictures show. That’s a good sign. Kate Bosworth is officially hawt!

Gallery of pictures of anorexic Kate Bosworth in the bikini is below:

Kate Bosworth Pictures by Pacific Coast News

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Miley Cyrus Has a Tattoo Under Left Breast – See What Is Say (Bikini Pic)

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Miley Cyrus Has a Tattoo Under Left Breast - See What Is Say (Bikini Pic)

Miley Cyrus is 17 year old and already has a tattoo. It’s under her left breast and says “Just Breathe”. Apparently the reason she had “Just Breathe” tattooed under her tit is to commemorate her friend Vanessa who died of cystic fibrosis in 2007. This is the first (and hopefully the only) tattoo Miley Cyrus had done and given that she’s only 17, her parents must have consented to it. I’m not gonna focus on the fact that the internet got flooded with bikini pics of Miley Cyrus last few days as she’s posed half naked for Vanity Fait when she was yet younger than now, so what’s the big deal with bikini. It does reveal the tattoo under her breast, but otherwise no big deal.

So what’s next for Miley Cyrus? Lower back tattoo? That’s what all skanks do so I’d expect Miley Cyrus to follow suit. As a woman, you can’t get any trashier than by getting a lower back tattoo done. It’s like the Devil’s filing you in a category of lost souls who seek refuge in being cheap.

Oh, and let’s hope the “Just Breathe” tattoo is really meant to show support for cystic fibrosis research. Hopefully it’s not a reminder to let her know that she needs to breathe in order not to die. Barack Obama has teleprompters to tell him not to forget breathing but Miley Cyrus doesn’t. Would a tattoo under a breast be enough to keep you alive?

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34DD Tennis Star Simona Halep Going for Breast Reduction (before pics)

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Tits Too Big, Breast Reduction is Well Warranted, Simona Halep

Romanian tennis star Simona Halep who sports 34DD tits is going for breast reduction because her melons are getting in the way when she’s playing tennis. In a recent interview with British The Sun, 17 year old Simona Halep said:

This fall I’ll have a breast reduction operation. The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. It’s the weight that troubles me – my ability to react quickly.

I could not be in any more support of this breast surgery. First of all – anything more than a handful is a waste and secondly – if her tits are this big now that she’s 17, they’re gonna sag and drag along the road as she walks once she’s 27. Besides, we live in the 21st century. The time of ugly, big breasted women of the 60′s are over. We have internet now and know that real men prefer smaller breasts. You’re not only going to be able to play tennis better, , you will also look better. Get rid of that tumor on your chest. There are only advantages to it.

I have long been the supporter of smaller breasts and perhaps now that Simona Halep is going for breast reduction it will open up the eyes of many women who are considering plastic surgery to have their breasts enlarged – nobody cares for big tits. The only breast surgery that makes sense is breast reduction. Whether you do it for reasons similar to Simona Halep – aka to be able to perform in your profession better, or whether you do it to look better and to appeal to wider range of men, breast reduction should be the only plastic surgery any woman gets done on their chest.

Simona Halep – lead the way. Show women that having breast reduction can make them more successful and hotter looking. I’m looking forward to the “after pic” of hotter you. In the meantime, let’s take a look at “before pics”. Yeah, tits too big!

…and a video of Simona Halep playing tennis with those giant boobs grossly bouncing up and down:

PS – I’m on vacation in Iceland until June 10th. There may be no updates until I have returned to good ole Canada.

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Sporting 38 KKK Boobs – Sheyla Hershey Needs Back on the Short Bus

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Sporting 38 KKK Boobs – Sheyla Hershey Needs Back on the Short Bus

Sheyla Hershey had 8 plastic surgeries to get her boobs up to 34 FFF size. Obviously, that gallon of silicon she had stuffed in her bust started invading her brain cavities and fill up the space where brain should be. Because laws of her home state of Texas limit amount of silicon dumb skanks can put in their boobs for health reasons, she could not legally enlarge her tits any more there. So what does a dumb skank do? She packs up her silicone brain and goes to Brazil, where they don’t give a shit how much silicon you have in your brain. They’d stuff you up with some more. The result? Sheyla Hershey is now sporting size 38 KKK Boobs. I don’t even want to know what her head size is now.

To date, Sheyla Hershey had 18 surgeries, including nose jobs, lip jobs, fat ass job and of course – boob fucking job. Her 38 KKK Boobs got her a spot in Brazilian Guinness Book of World Records – something to be proud off. She should have got that spot for being the dumbest woman on Earth. She seriously needs to get back on the short bus.

I’m sure it’s an meant to be coincidence that her 38 KKK Boobs have that KKK in it. I mean – boobs that size should be considered armed and dangerous and a threat to the public. If that silicone explodes in presence of a black child and pokes it in the eye, Sheyla Hershey is gonna get charged with racially motivated attack. I’m still curious, though – how the fuck did Sheyla Hershey get from Houston to Brazil? She can’t take a plane. Her tits would detonate at 500 feet altitude.

Sheyla Hershey’s 38 KKK Boobs Pic from her official website SheylaHershey.net

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Sondra Fortunato – What’s The Deal?

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Sondra Fortunato

Sondra Fortunato is the winner of internationally prestigious super title of Miss Football and a big fan of New York Giants. If we were talking about a guy, I’d imagine a complete loser driving a truck with plastic testicules hanging off his bumper, but we’re talking about a chick. This type of combo on a chick would kill my hard on even if I haven’t watched on line porn for two weeks (I could never last that long). Mind you, the likes of Sondra Fortunato likely have a dick.

Sondra Fortunato surely picked the right football team to cheer for – giants. Kind of matches the size of her boobs. Fucking gross. Back problems, anyone? Aside from her “Giant” tits, Sondra Fortunato is known among other fans of NY Giants for her skimpy outfits she wears when she goes to see a game of her team. Wait – are women equally retarded to go to a football game? WTF?

Sondra Fortunato attended another mother fucking boring football game (I know this statemnent is painfully obvious as there’s no such thing as exciting football game) last Sunday and Giant Stadium officials were not impressed. Obviously, all their brains have already shifted into those giant plastic testicules hung off their trucks. Sondra Fortunato was escorted from the stadium so lame prudes (anyone in any way associated with football is definitely lame and obviously also a prude) don’t have to watch her giant tits. Fuckers – that shit was the only exciting thing at the stadium. Or are they trying to imply that they’d actually watch the game? Nobody watches that boring shit, do they?

Sondra Fortunato thinks that some other bitch got jealous and reported her to the prudes who actually silently jacked off to her grossly oversized milk bags in changing rooms. Sondra was wearing Santa outfit, a tiara and fishnets over a bikini bottoms with high heels on her stinky feet. Some other skank who didn’t have tits big enough got offended and told the security Sondra’s outfit was offensive for kids who attended the game?

WTF, parents already use football games as punishments for naughty kids? Fuck, if my parents forced me to watch that shit, I’d think twice about stealing my dad’s Playboys anymore. I’d actually start studying for school and cleaning bathroom just so I don’t have to suffer through that football bullshit. I wonder what Sondra Fortunato does every day that her folks still punish her by making her attend football games. Fucking painful…

Some video of Sondra Fortunato shaking her tits at the game is below. Seriously, is that what Miss Football looks like?

Sondra Fortunato picture credit: missfootball.com

German Olympic Playboy – Hot Pics of Nude Athletes

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German Olympic Playboy Cover PicGerman Olympic Playboy kicked ass by taking nude pictures of their hot female athletes and published them in their latest issue. Beijing 2008 Olympic Games are a hot topic right now, everybody is exposed to it in some way and most watch those hot athletes perform their best. It comes naturally that it would be every man’s fantasy to see those toned, sweaty bodies naked. That’s what German Olympic Playboy realized and they delivered. Here’s a snapshot of hot pics of Germany’s female athletes from German Olympic Playboy.

I had to censor naked tits out of small preview thumbs because we have many regular readers who have it locked on Beer Steak blog at work and it’s no fun to have nude boobs jump out of the screen when co-workers or worse are around. Just click small pics for larger, uncensored images and unleash your inner sicko.

Four German athletes stripped naked for the September issue of German Playboy and posed completely nude. There’s supposed to be more of them in following issues and supposedly also a 2009 German Olympic Playboy calendar. That will get interesting. I’ll share the pics as soon as they’re available. The athletes published in the upcoming issue of Playboy are:

Katharina Scholz – Germany’s most popular female hockey player
Petra Niemann – Sailor
Romy Tarangul – Judoka
Nicole Reinhardt – Canoeist

For full galley of pictures click on –> German Olympic Playboy – Naked Pics of Olympic Athletes

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Maxi Mounds – 36MM – Largest Tits in the World

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Maxi Mounds - 36MM - Largest Tits in the World

Well, fist of all, I got to admit it’s pretty fascinating that breast tissue can stretch enough to accommodate and carry this much mass. This insane, breast size obsessed ho is Maxi Mounds. Maxi is a stripper who underwent dangerous breast surgery to enlarge her tits all the way to size 36MM. In order to get the chichis this big, Maxi Mounds had polypropylene string implanted into her breasts. The string irritates the tits from the inside, making them release and store more bodily fluids in the area which is accompanied with continuous growth. This operation is risky and potential hazards are so great, polypropylene strings are now illegal in countries like Great Britain and the USA.

Maxi Mounds has been a stripper in Florida for almost 20 years and also had her share of staring in porn movies. Her fake tits got her a spot in Guinness Book of World Records where they are registered as World’s Largest Fake Breasts. Each of those things weighs 20 lb.

I seriously wander where she goes bra shopping..

Below is the video of Maxi Mounds on Miami TV Cristina Show.

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