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Was Lewis Carroll a Pedo Pervert?

Happy — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:43:15 +0000

Did you know that Lewis Carroll whose real name is Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (Lewis Carroll is a pen name), author of famous Alice in Wonderland story is believed to have been a pedo pervert who felt attracted to underage girls and never had an adult partner? At one point Lewis Carroll also got into photography and while majority of his photos got lost, some were retrieved and at least half of them contain photographs of underage girls (around the age of 8 years – way before they’d developed breasts and pubic hair) in various stages of undress, including full or partial nudity. Yep, one of the most popular children stories may have been written by a man who was a pedophile and a pervert. At least based on contemporary societal rules.

The 2010 Alice in Wonderland movie directed by Tim Burton and starring Mia Wasikowska and Johnny Depp (among others) is already playing in the movie theaters near you and is cashing in big time. It’s a Disney movie (meaning it’s work safe and suitable for kids) based on a story by the writer who may have been much closer to the kids that we care to admit. Lewis Carroll a Pedo? No way, right? I know, I know… it’s me who’s a pervert, not Lewis Carroll?

History shows us that some of the greatest minds of our past have been pedophiles (by current values). We can go as far back as Greek Philosophers or as close as Michael Jackson. If you read religious books, you will find many references to important men being married to 14 year old girls. Prophet Muhammad married his favorite wife Aisha when she was 13, but may have had sexual relationship with her when she was as young as 8 (favorite age of Lewis Carroll). It’s funny how world perceives the same thing differently as the time passes by. At one time, sticking your glands into a virgin vagina of an 8 year old would have been perfectly fine, but now it isn’t.

Either way, if a particular person delivered something extraordinary that’s remembered for a long time, their “transgressions” are somehow forgotten (or forgiven). In other words, it’s all right for a person to be a pedophile and a pervert, for as long as they have created something that people like. Such as one of the most popular kid stories of all times. Afterall, had Lewis Carroll lived in the 21st century, Alice in Wonderland would never come to be because if 10 year old naked girls are what he needed to get inspired and write such magnificent story, then denying or imprisoning him for contact with such would prevent him from writing it.

Alice in Wonderland 2010 trailer is below:

Cop Out Movie Trailer

Happy — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:10:17 +0000

Given that Hangover was such a massive disappointment that not even the biggest losers could laugh at the try hard Very Bad Things rip off, I’m glad to see that there will possibly be a comedy released that’s both dirty and funny. Cop Out is however directed by Kevin Smith which almost certainly guarantees a complete and utter fail. That’s why I won’t go to see Cop Out in a movie theater, however with movies like that, it’s enjoyable to check out the trailer. Trailers for failed movies usually include everything that’s worth while, as the rest of the movie stinks. Cop Out Movie Trailer has its moments and kind of pulls a shite that puts attempted smile on your child abusing face, but then it’s killed by a moment typical of Kevin Smith – try hard. Can Kevin Smith quit filmmaking already? He sucks whale bollocks at it.

The only positive thing about Cop Out movie as far as I can see is the presence of Michelle Trachtenberg. I love Michelle, she’s so cute and hot it’s ridiculous. There should be more of her in the trailer. I don’t mind Bruce Willis either and am surprised that old man can still pull it off, but trailer plain and simple doesn’t have enough of Michelle Trachtenberg. Wait…. Kevin Smith needs to seriously quit making movies cause he’s an embarrassment to human species. Failed Cop Out Movie Trailer is below:

Lindsay Lohan Documentary About Child Trafficking in India – BBC Trailer

Happy — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 21:50:37 +0000

Lindsay Lohan may have spent whole last week sun tanning in St. Barts with fiasco in the end, but apparently she’s been busy trying to get her PR in order by filming a BBC sponsored documentary about child trafficking in India. Yes, by looking at Lindsay Lohan’s past, one would have to be blind to not have noticed what desperate attention whore she is, but she must have hired good publicist to put her in path of this documentary cause that’s just about what could work.

Lindsay Lohas is useless as actress and unable to score any decent gigs and whoring herself out as lesbian is getting old, so what could she do to stay in spotlight and improve her public image? How about a documentary about child trafficking in India. That should work. Many people will see it as an effort to make change in child’s life, others could simply see Lindsay Lohan in a movie, regardless of whether it’s a documentary or not so it will give an impression that her acting career is not completely dead… And then there are those of us who believe that she doesn’t care one bit about child trafficking in India but it’s a good opportunity to put her name back in the spotlight so she jumped right on it.

BBC has released first trailer from the upcoming documentary featuring Lindsay Lohan which is now available on YouTube. You can watch the trailer below. There isn’t that much to see yet, but could be interesting.

Karate Kid Remake Trailer (2010)

Happy — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:18:11 +0000

I like Karate Kid movies and watched each release as a “kid”. Now they are working on a remake of this classic – typical Hollywood. Everything that makes it must be milked out of its effin mind. Never the less, I’m looking forward to the 2010 Karate Kid Remake. And if it wasn’t for atrociously awful music in the trailer, I’d totally drool to it. The presence of Jackie Chan kind of ruins it a bit, but otherwise the trailer does have some merit to it so I predict a rather well done movie.

Karate Kid remake stars Jaden Smith as the “karate kid” and above mentioned Jackie Chan as Mr. Miyagi type karate mentor called Mr. Han. The story revolves around the kid who moves with his mother to Beijing, China where he quickly becomes a victim of bullying. His struggle is noticed by an eccentric kung fu tutor who takes upon himself a task to teach the kid karate so he can stand up for himself and fight the bullies back. yes, I did say Kung Fu instead of Karate and I’m sure martial arts experts will agree with me that the combat art presented in the Karate Kid Remake Trailer below is in fact Kung Fu. But SONY cares nothing about that. They’re just looking to milk the story which has “Karate” in its title so they are following the trend that leads to box office success. As a fan of martial arts, I find it ironic, but as someone who understands show business, the reasoning behind it makes perfect sense.

Anyway, the 2010 Karate Kid Remake Trailer is below. The movie is directed by Harald Zwart who also directed The Pink Panther 2 and the script was written by Michael Soccio. The remake of Karate Kid will hit the theaters near you on June 11th, 2010. The remake will not top the original, that’s for sure, but it could be a fun movie to watch. I will probably go to see it.

Illegal Use of Hands – A Movie About Sex Offenders

Happy — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:47:39 +0000

Check out this trailer – isn’t that one of the most controversial things you have ever seen? Illegal Use of Hands is a movie about sex offenders. I don’t actually know much about this movie, maybe it’s not even a movie, just a trailer of sorts, like YouTube is full of. Great idea never the less and an awesome way to start a trailer. Illegal Use of Hands does not exist on imdb.com which makes me think it’s just a homemade video, rather than an actual movie, but you never know what could come out of that. Check it out.

I Love You Beth Cooper

Happy — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:51:56 +0000

There seems to be a plethora of movies that have “I Love You” in the title. I have recently seen I Love You, Man and oddly enough, it was actually a good movie. I like simple comedies. The one in a trailer above is caller I Love You Beth Cooper. It’s a story about a nerd who publically proclaims his love for Beth Cooper during his graduation speech. Beth Cooper just happens to be the most popular girl in school. While he’s at his speech, he also insults bunch of jocks who then embark on the mission to bust his ass. I Love You Beth Cooper hits theaters on May 10, 2009.

Darius Goes West – Story of Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy Suffering Darius Weems

Happy — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:00:33 +0000

Darius Goes West is an award winning movie about 15 year old Darius Weems who suffers from Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. The documentary follows the journey of Darius Weems and his eleven friends as they go across America to Los Angeles where Darius is hoping to get his wheelchair pimped out by MTV’s Pimp My Ride.

Darius Goes West is an extraordinary and touching documentary. Because of Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy, Darius Weems had never left his home town of Athens, Georgia. Then in 2005, when he was 15 he set out on his epic journey along with his friends and the film crew under direction of Logan Smalley. Since then, the movie has won awards at 27 film festivals.

Darius Weems is now 18 year old and the crew who previously got together to film Darius Goes West are back together again, this time with a mission to sell one million copies of the movie on DVD. The discs sell for $20, and with each DVD sold, $17 will go towards the efforts to treat or cure Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. This genetic disease claimed the life of Darius’ brother who died at the age of 19. On a worldwide scale, Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy is the #1 terminal genetic disease for children. Trailer for Darius Goes West is below:

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen Leaked Movie Trailer

Happy — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 07:31:15 +0000

The trailer for Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen movie was not scheduled to go on line until Monday (tomorrow) but leaked version is already available. The trailer has been played in front of Friday the 13th remake and as it goes – ever present bootleggers recorded everything and now it’s available on line.

The quality of the trailer is not the same as we will have once the official, not bootlegged version is made available by DreamWorks/Paramount Pictures – the distributors of Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen motion picture. However even low quality recording has something to it and gives decent idea on what amount of destruction the world will be facing once Transformers 2 hits movie theaters on June 26th, 2009. Official release date was set to June 24th, 2009 but Paramount Pictures postponed it by two days.

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen is a sequel to 2007 Transformers movie and is directed by Michael Bay with Steven Spielberg being an executive producer. Shia LaBeouf will again star in a role of Sam Witwicky with Megan Fox being the main female actress. That giant thing in the trailer is a Decepticon. Rumor has it a big part of the movie will be taking place in Egypt. Enjoy leaked trailer below:

Lake Dead – Movie Idea for the Weekend

Happy — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:25:32 +0000

Beneath the Calmest Surface Lies The Deepest Nightmare. If you’re a fan of horror movie, may I recommend you check out Lake Dead. It’s a cheesy, low budget movie that you are sure to like. It’s got hot chicks with boobies and blood. What else do you need to spend a quiet romantic weekend with that special someone?

Lake Dead is a movie about two hot ass sisters Brielle and Kelly who along with their step sister inherit a Lake Motel property in the middle of nowhere. The three hot asses take the RV, stuff it with some more people and drive up to check out what it is they inherited.

After they’ve found a cool like that belongs with the motel, the people take the weekend to decide what to do with the property which was an excuse for them to stay at the lake and enjoy it. Somehow the weekend doesn’t go as planned.

Their grandfather from whom they inherited Lake Motel died a terrible death and as the events get out of hand, the sisters learn of their psychotic relatives who still live in the area.

Watch Lake Dead this weekend, it’s cold outside anyway.

Lake Dead trailer is below.

Punisher: Warzone Trailer

Happy — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:25:03 +0000

So I’m watching this trailer for Punisher: Warzone and can’t help but think – is it gonna be the worst movie of the decade? Kind of the same as its predecessor that sucks sweaty whale dick? The trailer definitely suggests so yet I’m sure brainless kids from their mom’s basements will buy Punisher t-shirts and get Punisher tattoos cause to a brainless kid that’s “cool”.

As if completely lame original Punisher was not enough, Lionsgate decided to follow up with another torturously faggy piece that connects on lameness the original started. The synopsis or Warzone – Frank Castle aka The Punisher (Ray Stevenson) goes on a rampage, kills everyone to eventually face Jigsaw – his main nemesis. How mindboggling. Who came with this original script. Even the name of a bad guy is so fucking original it gives me anal warts.

Judging by the trailer, makers of Punisher: Warzone (directed by Lexi Alexander, co-written by Nick Santora and Art Marcum) realized that they suck ass and that the idea of The Punisher is beyond lame, so they added what they could to spice up the movie – gore. Basically, Punisher: Warzone is bound to suck any way you look at it. This worthless piece of d-list cinematography opens in theaters this weekend. Bring vomit bags with you and not because of snuff. Expect lameness to a point it’ll make you puke.

Punisher: Warzone Trailer is below:

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