Taking a picture of wax figurines at Madame Tussauds would turn out less plastic than this pic of Kim Kardashian. Thanks Kim for tweeting the proof that you are more plastic than Jack Rabbit dildo under hot tropical sun. Nasty!
Since everybody and their unborn child has a Twitter account, you all probably know already that Twitter was hacked by Iranian Cyber Army. It appears that the peeps from the Iranian Cyber Army were able to alter Twitter’s DNS records which temporarily defaced the frontpage of Twitter, but some tweets were still getting through as platform applications and API were still in place and operating.
Aside from Twitter, Iranian Cyber Army also hacked the homepage of mowjcamp.org, which is a website of the Iranian opposition. Twitter has been restored in the meantime, but mowjcamp.org still remains hacked (maybe it’s night in Iran right now and they are sleeping soundly).
The message posted by Iranian Cyber Army on hacked Twitter homepage read:
USA think they controlling and managing internet by their access, but they don’t, we control and manage internet by our power, So Do Not Try To Stimulation Iranian Peoples To….
NOW WHICH COUNTRY IN EMBARGO LIST? IRAN? USA?
WE PUSH THEM IN EMBARGO LIST
Take Care.
All your interwebs are belong to us. As it goes with hack attacks, the defaced page also contained an hackers’ email address – [email protected]. Meantimely, somewhere in Tehran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is throwing a party for his boys from Iranian Cyber Army.
No matter how hard you try, you can’t be any more of a loser than this groom in the video. He’s standing before the minister, he pulls out his cell phone to update his status on Facebook and Twitter. His wife to be in a few second – Tracy was handed a cell phone too to help updating cause when loser marry, you wanna make sure both are on the same page. Complete fail at life.
Aubrey O’Day, who’s basically a nobody got desperate for attention yesterday and posted a picture of her naked ass on twitter. You see, women like Aubrey O’Day don’t have much going for them. They got a brief shot at fame at some failed reality show and when they faintly burning candle goes out, they go all out in desperate attempt to put that spotlight back on their ass.
Not that I find anything wrong with that. The more failed sluts feel the need to seek attention via half naked photos, the more nude ass there will be to jerk off to. And since there never is shortage of failed sluts, there will never be shortage of naked ass photos on twitter or internet as a whole. Aubrey O’Day simply showed us what we already know. Her star that’s never shined bright is fading by the day so she’s trying hard to draw attention to herself by the only means available to her. And since her lack of skill to produce anything worthwhile is apparent, there is one more naked ass on the net to drool to. Way to go, Aubrey O’Day.
Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst decided to tie a knot and remove himself from the pool of available bachelors by marrying Esther Nazarov. Fred Burst used Twitter to express his true feelings in April of this year – yeah, people who use Twitter rock like that. He said Esther Nazarov is his true love and that he has never known true love until now and blah blah all that stuff that Twitter can be good for. To show he means business, Fred Durst also posted a picture of a wedding ring Esther Nazarov will have worn. Come today, Esther Nazarov and Fred Durst are a married couple. File Esther Nazarov under “another successful gold digger”.
Is it me or does Esther Nazarov really look like Miley Cyrus with those nasty upper gums? You know how unpleasing Miley Cyrus looks when she smiles and upper gums get exposed like she’s a fucking horse, right? Well, Esther Nazarov suffers from the same awfulness. Maybe women who have big upper gums give good head. I wouldn’t know, I only do anal (yeah, I wish). If she makes Freddie happy, then good luck to them. Couple that licks upper gums together, stays together.
After the wedding that went down in Las Vegas, Fred Durst resorted to Tweeting again: “Cheers to the universe from me and my lovely wife Esther Durst!! We are now one and complete. 
)” I wonder if he tweeted about the wedding night blowjob. Imagine that: “Dude, Esther is totally licking my ballsack. That’s so awesome. WTF woman, pull that shit out of my ass you bitch. Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about. more pee please!”
Let’s hope this marriage doesn’t end up in pooper like his first one.
Imagine you’re watching American Idol and are ready to give your favorite performer a vote by calling the number provided on the screen. You pick up your phone and dial the sequence exactly as displayed on your tube. Next thing you hear is a woman telling you how much you make her horny and how she’s stroking your cock till you cum all over her big, bouncy boobs. Yeah, sex scandals don’t avoid American idol either. And I’m sure this is not the first, nor the last American Idol Sex Scandal, it’s just the most current. What exactly happened?
According to Ryan Seacrest, who posted this message on his Twitter, the American Idol phone number 1866-IDOLS-13 that viewers of the show should dial in order to vote for their talent is actually a sex phone line. I have never tried that phone number, I prefer internet sex to phone sex, somehow the idea of an unattractive 56 year old talking dirty to you, pretending she was a naughty 19 year old doesn’t excite me, but apparently the number above as well as the one with 00 at the end take the dialer to a sex line where a female voice greets you with:
“Hey there, sexy guy… Hot horny girls are waiting right now to talk to you. Lie back, baby. Relax…”
American Idol Sex Scandal is going to be addressed tonight and new numbers will be introduced. in the meantime, if you’re a parent of underage kids who like to watch American Idol and vote for their favorite, make sure you are around and pretend the phone doesn’t work at least until new numbers are introduced. It would be no fun to have your 11 year old get into a conversation with a lady who makes her living by talking dirty to callers.
Listen to the audio with Ryan Seacrest who uncovers the American Idol Sex Scandal below. It contains the recording from the sex line you would reach if you dialed the number:
If you get on Google Maps (or Google Earth) you may be able to find these rectangular shapes deep in the Atlantic Ocean. Could this be the greatest discovery made by stupid Google satellites? Could this be the discovery of the lost city of Atlantis? People were searching for Atlantis for centuries, we have had insane technology at our disposal for decades, were we all waiting for stupid Google Earth to eventually get the lost city of Atlantis discovered? Could it be this easy?
The rectangular shapes within Atlantic Ocean can be seen on Google Maps at 31 15’15.53N, 24 15’30.53W coordinates. It’s about 600 miles off western coast of Morocco, not too far from Canary Islands. You can use the embedded view of Atlantic Ocean to zoom in and out and see for yourself. Does this look like the lost city of Atlantis to you? It sure looks like rectangular shapes, something you don’t see at the bottom of an ocean. Geee, Google Maps must have discovered Atlantis, I swear.
According to Twitter (I’m straight hence I don’t use Twitter), term “Atlantis” has been the most sought for and most wrote about on Friday last week. Maybe it’s a key term to some new homosexual activity. Considering 99% of Twitter users are homos, it would make sense.
Google representative apparently popped the party bubble and destroyed all dreams of wannabe Atlantis discoverers by saying that those shapes at the bottom of Atlantic Ocean are “artifact of the data collection process” – come again? “Artifact of the data collection process”? What the fuck is the dude talking about? Does he use Twitter too?
Greek philosopher Plato described the lost city of Atlantis and according to experts (probably Twitter users) the location of rectangles at the bottom of Atlantic Ocean as pictures by Google maps is a possible site of the legendary island. According to Plato, Atlantis was an island larger than Libya and Asia famous for its wealth and advanced civilization.
Ever wondered what size vagina Britney Spears had? Now you can find out, just head over to her Twitter (who the hell uses Twitter nowadays?) and check it out. Some loser bigger than me (would never believe there is one) hacked Britney Spears’ Twitter and posted the funny on there. I don’t ever get laid, but I still can at least jerk off to free online porn, but losers from basements who never see daylight and can’t even get it hard are uber pathetic. This hacker screams at me with being one. Dude – if you can beat me at sucking, you know you truly are the shit!
This who effect is quadrupled by the fact that the loser uses twitter. I’ve never even been to Twitter. Beat that. Except from now of course, that I went to check out Britney Spears and her hacked account. BTW, if you haven’t figured that shit out, it’s on http://www.twitter.com/britneyspears. The day I join Twitter is the day I can’t get my dick hard. When there is no jerking off to porn, then lame bullshit like Twitter comes to be.
Above is the pic of the priceless screenshot of what the awesomeness looked like when Britney Spears Twitter was Hacked.