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Accused Craigslist Killer Philip Markoff and his fiancee Megan McAllister had a wedding scheduled for August 14, 2009. They even had their own, dedicated wedding website that was located at megan-philip.com but was since taken down and now merely displays a parked page. It’s gonna earn lots of money though, cause blogosphere will send crap loads of traffic to it today. Perhaps then Philip Markoff will not have to kill hookers from Craigslist in hotels. Perhaps he’ll be able to use the money from the traffic his parking revenue will generate. But let’s get back to Philip Markoff’s wedding to Megan McAllister and their original wedding website – you can’t cheat bloggers, Philip Markoff. We got screenshots!

The website told the whole story how Philip Markoff met Megan McAllister back when they both attended University of Albany, how their building were right next door to each other, how they started volunteering at the hospital and playing with urine samples – I made the playing part up. The website did mention urine sample, but doesn’t mention golden shower sex play. They didn’t disclose much detail from their sex life. It does say their first date was on November 11 2005, what it doesn’t say is when they had their first sex. My guess is before first date. At that time Megan McAllister would have been an anal sex virgin – my guess.

The wedding website also provided the link to where guests could book a room at the Jersey Shore for only $155 – newbs. Don’t they know we’re in recession, vacation industry, in particular US hotels are going through extreme hardship and nobody charges $155 per night anymore? Freaking newbs. Don’t they ever read my blog? It would give them an idea on how to go about booking your freaking vacations!

Anyway – I’m not gonna elaborate on Philip Markoff and Megan McAllister wedding website too much. Check out the screenshots if you are interested in how a mind of a Craigslist killer and his prostitute works. Guestbook is the most precious part. Before they were able to take the site down, some people left them their wishes and gems include the following line:

I have a question about the hotel you guys are holding the wedding in… has the grrom killed anyone there yet?

How does Megan McAllister feel about sucking on the cock of Craigslist Killer and taking it in the ass afterwards? She looks like she was tossing his salad too and he took great pleasure in that. What a loving couple. I can imagine Philip Markoff was taking ass licking from Megan McAllister with his eyes closed, while he envisioned a filthy hooker from New York, tied up in a hotel with scared look on her face while he’s flashing a hand gun at her face. Cumshot!

Gallery of photos containing screenshots of Philip Markoff and Megan McAllister wedding website is below:

I have recently returned from a vacation in the Dominican Republic but was not blessed with a sight of a drunk guy on a beach who’d be trying to put his pants on as a shirt. I mean – I no longer laugh at aged dudes in Speedos, cause I’m no Arnold Schwarzenegger either, but why am I deprived of seeing hilarious shit like that is beyond me.

You can tell that this dude made for the trip of people recording this video. This was the most unforgettable part of their vacation. Screw the beach, screw swimming in the ocean, screw skimpily clad big ass bitches – it’s all worth shit compared to a drunk guy putting his pants on as a shirt. The epic struggle of several minutes also attracted little boy with a camera phone who also just had time of his life happen there.

Then a random bypasser tries to show compassion and help drunk guy put on his… what he thinks is a shirt at a time. Drunk dude already has both pants on his arms but that stupid piece of garment would not just wrap around his tanned, Speedo clad beach body. So good Samaritan is helping him out, but the shirt just wouldn’t unfold. Then the solution to the mystery of a stubborn shirt come – the Samaritan takes the shirt off drunk guy and reveals to him that it’s his pants he trying to put on. The Samaritan either near puked from grabbing at cum stained white shorts or got a hard on. I’m betting on a hard on. He kind of looks homosexual. If we stick around the internet long enough, we’ll probably stumble upon their home made video of what took place after tropical sun went down. Such good times await you at your vacation.

All inclusive vacations are available at ridiculous prices and this trend will likely continue throughout entire 2009. ‘Tis definitely the season to get out there and take your vacation now as 2009 will be the year of best deals for all inclusive vacations. That is all thanks to global economy being in a slump, which results in fewer travellers going on holidays, so all inclusive vacation resorts dropped their prices with hopes to attract more tourists. 2009 is a good year to take a vacation. All inclusive vacations are available in best deals since I can remember.

Bad economy worldwide contributes heavily to a global slow sown in unnecessary spending. Travel market is definitely one of those that strives form people’s desire to waste lots of cash to make themselves feel good. However people got a little more cautious with the way to spend money since this recession has started and travel industry is on the forefront of taking the beating as a result. They responded the best way they could – by offering incredible deals on all inclusive vacations.

Prices are being adjusted at all level of the travel business. Whether it is airlines, or hotels, or full feature vacation resorts – they all cut their prices down making 2009 the year of best deals. All inclusive vacations are especially available at great prices. If you were planning to go on an all inclusive vacation but never actually got around, now would be the time. Now that the prices are at long term lowest.

This being said – I just returned from an epic Vacation in Cuba one and a half month ago. I’ve checked out plane ticket prices and picked up another one to Dominican Republic and I’m taking off next week on Tuesday (so Beer Steak Bullshit Blog will not be updated for a few days again). Mind you, I did not take an all inclusive vacation, I like to have real adventures so I only buy a plane ticket and take it from there – which is why my trip to Cuba kicked so much ass, but considering great deals on all inclusives, I’d recommend anyone to look into taking one now. 2009 is a good year in this regard. And if you’re totally crazy, hit me up and join me on another epic where-the-fuck-am-I adventure in the Dominican Republic.

I have just returned from an epic 7 night adventure in wonderful Cuba. Now I’m back to freezing Edmonton, it’s middle of the night and unfortunately my luggage got lost. A bit of a sad ending to the most awesome adventure of my life, but I still hope SunWing will be able to track my shit down. I have two boxes of finest Cuban cigars and a bottle of aged Cuban rum there. Fuck all the clothes and toiletries…

I’m too tired right now, got to get some sleep. The adventure was worth it, I’m glad i didn’t go for an all inclusive vacation… Cuba for the win