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I’m so awesome. As I was typing the title in, I made a little typo and it resulted in “Hank Baskett – Pics of a Stud Who Pasted Kendra Wilkinson Pussy”. I’m not sure how one can “paste” a pussy but maybe it has something to do with pasting herself on face of Hugh Hefner which Kendra Wilkinson surely has sufficient experience with.

Hank Baskett… that’s right. The stud he stole Kendra Wilkinson’s pussy right of Hugh Hefner’s face and pasted her on his dick. I wander if these guys play sports together. I can imagine it going something like this:

Kendra Wilkinson takes her panties off, lays on her back, hips high up, vagina spread wide open. Hank Baskett makes a run for it with a football, makes a throw aiming for vagina. If the ball goes all the way to the vagina, he gets 1 point, if it goes in sideways, he gets 2 point, if it goes all the way in the ass, that’s a score of 3 points. There are extra bloody points if he scores during her period…

All right. That’s enough for a Friday morning juicy visual. Pics of Hank Baskett below. Oh, and I forgot to add. Kendra Wilkinson gets points by batting the ball off with her clitoris.

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They say it’s official. The naughty penis of Dr. Travis Stork has enjoyed the pleasures of rubbing the insides of lusty vagina of Carrie Underwood. The 2006 Bachelor and The Doctors co-host Dr. Travis Stork is reportedly dating American Idol winner and popular country singer Carrie Underwood. I can totally hear the genitals flapping as I wrote about it. These two must do wild things in bed.

36 year old Travis Stork had its run at The Bachelor and picked Sarah Stone who proved to have incompatible genitalia. Her pussy juices did not match the PH of Travis Stork’s Naughty Penis so their romance was over before The Bachelor came to a close. They say the weekend in Paris was bad ass, though. I doubt any mention worthy genital juices exchange took part though.

Carrie Underwood won season 4 of American Idol and she’s been just growing in popularity since. Her award collection now contains Teen Choice Award and Billboard Music Awards and Country Music Awards and Academy of Country Music Awards and God knows what else. Simply put, she knows how to suck cock and probably sing too.

Carrie Underwood’s vaginal powers are now subject to routine medical scrutiny under supervision of Dr. Travis Stork himself. My unnamed sources say she can… wait, that’s too juicy for this site! If they go on, the stork is gonna deliver children… Get it? The stork

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Samantha Ronson looks good in Bikini. She actually has boobies. Lindsay Lohan – obviously sporting boobage of much larger size, but Samantha sports vagina that connects to big ass muscles that Lindsay lohan can’t touch. I mean “can’t match” cause she touches it every night… quite possibly double fisting from behind. Vagina of this size needs proper inner massage. Double fisting strenghtens every lesbian bond. If these two continue like fisting each other like that, this lesbian love will last forever.

Hollywood most talked about lesbian couple – Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan took off to Mexico to show their hot lezzie bodies in bikini. And I got to admit I like the way Samantha looks. I’m a fan of smaller boobies (yes, Lindsay Lohan has tits too big) plus it looks like Samantha Ronson has cute little feet unlike Lindsay who seems to have a six toe (gross). But I might be wrong.

This actually makes Samantha Ronson a perfect woman. Consider this:

- Cute perky little titties
- Cute little feet
- Giant vagina
- British accent

Damn, I could ejaculate by just reading after myself. This ho is hot. She surely takes good spanking too. I should have been a lesbian

For more pictures click on –> Samantha Ronson Bikini Pics with Lindsay Lohan in Cabo

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan Bikini pics Credit: Bauer Griffin

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