Beer Steak Bullshit

Miley Cyrus is 17 year old and already has a tattoo. It’s under her left breast and says “Just Breathe”. Apparently the reason she had “Just Breathe” tattooed under her tit is to commemorate her friend Vanessa who died of cystic fibrosis in 2007. This is the first (and hopefully the only) tattoo Miley Cyrus had done and given that she’s only 17, her parents must have consented to it. I’m not gonna focus on the fact that the internet got flooded with bikini pics of Miley Cyrus last few days as she’s posed half naked for Vanity Fait when she was yet younger than now, so what’s the big deal with bikini. It does reveal the tattoo under her breast, but otherwise no big deal.

So what’s next for Miley Cyrus? Lower back tattoo? That’s what all skanks do so I’d expect Miley Cyrus to follow suit. As a woman, you can’t get any trashier than by getting a lower back tattoo done. It’s like the Devil’s filing you in a category of lost souls who seek refuge in being cheap.

Oh, and let’s hope the “Just Breathe” tattoo is really meant to show support for cystic fibrosis research. Hopefully it’s not a reminder to let her know that she needs to breathe in order not to die. Barack Obama has teleprompters to tell him not to forget breathing but Miley Cyrus doesn’t. Would a tattoo under a breast be enough to keep you alive?

Angelina Jolie just gave birth to twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline last weekend but looks like Vanity Fair, Italy has had her for a photo session prior to that because they’re putting her mugshot on the cover and have a spread with her pictures in their upcoming issue. And we got the teaser pics.

As you surely know, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt enjoy their life on French Riviera in a wonderful Chateau Miraval Estate and France is not all that far from Italy. It’s like going from New York to Miami. Italian issue of Vanity Fair found her way to Angelina Jolie and got her photographer but damn… she looks like a wax figurine to me. And those pics are heavily photoshopped. They are doctored, perfected… yet Angelina Jolie still looks like crap.

Unless pregnancy deforms people faces and makes them look all oily and shit – in which case I’ll shut my mug, but Angelina Jolie pics in Vanity Fair, Italy did not impress me at all. Fugly!

More pics after the break. Click on each for larger version and you can comment on each individually. What do you think? Would you hit it? Doesn’t she look waxy?

Miley Cyrus is 15 year old and she’s already taken her clothes off for Annie Leibovitz who was hired to take these pics by Vanity Fair magazine.

After closer examination of this picture, it is not clear whether Miley Cyrus was wearing a bra or whether she’s fully topless, only covering her breasts with a sheet. Her black hair is kind of messy and it is hard to tell whether that’s a strand of hair or a bra strap around her neck. Fact of a matter remains, the pose is meant to make her look like she’s topless. Even though the picture itself is not “nsfw”, the context in which she was captured sends out wrong impressions to the fans who idolize her.

Since Miley Cyrus is underage, her personality and everything she does appeals to girls of the same age group. What we can expect as a result is that we’re going to see underage girls posing the Miley Cyrus style after having been inspired by these topless pictures.

On the other hand, though – when Brooke Shields made her big debut, she revealed far more than Miley Cyrus in approximately the same age. I don’t remember anyone getting upset over her nudity back in the day. But there was no MySpace back then either. The times have changed. I’m curious myself to see what comes out of it. Will Vanity Fair publish the pictures or will they give up to the pressure of countless internet portals that got outraged over nudity of a 15 year old?

Read more: Miley Cyrus Naked Pics by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair