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Shocking – Barack Obama Reveals the Size of his Penis

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Shocking - Barack Obama Reveals the Size of his Penis

Well, I kind of figured it would be this big, Mr. Barack Obama, but thanks for filling us in. And trust me, I know what it feels like having clit for penis. This picture of Barack Obama revealing the size of his penis was taken at a Caterpillar plant in East Peoria, Illinois. Barack Obama formerly showed up to talk about creating new jobs after Caterpillar announced it would fire 20,000 of their employees. Among all the sweet talk regarding global recession and what not, Barack Obama used hand signals to hint onlookers regarding his penis size.

I’m not having any of that. We all know men exaggerate when it comes to showing how big their dicks are. By my calculations, man of presidential ranks would exaggerate the dick size twice fold. That would mean what – Barack Obama’s penis is half inch long? I’m assuming that’s erect. No man talks about his flaccid size. Everyone talks erect.

I guess he could always say that he’s got huge penis, but for a smaller body. Maybe the size of Verne Troyer. Unless Barack Obama was talking about the size of his horns that he gets hidden every day before he goes public. That would actually make more sense than penis. I don’t even know anymore. I don’t work for Caterpillar, I was not at that meeting. I can only guess what Mr. president was referring to. But I swear next time there is a picture of Michelle Obama showing the same size with her fingers, then we’ll know for sure how big a penis Barack Obama has.

Barack Obama pic by Scott Olson, Getty Images North America

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Mini-Me Sex Tape Released Despite Lawsuit, Website Revealed Here

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Mini Me Sex Tape

Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me tried really hard to threaten everyone with a lawsuit to make sure his sex tape with Ranae Shrider doesn’t get published on the net but it seems his efforts eventually failed. Some overseas company got hold of Mini Me Sex Tape and it is now available for $9.95 on SexWithMinime.com.

Verne Troyer actually got a court order to block distribution of Mini-Me Sex Tape but that only covered the US. Adult News Network AVN reports that the website is owned by JBG Ltd. – a company registered in China. I don’t think Mini-Me is gonna have much luck pulling the sex tape down if the site is run out of China. He’d have to have very long reach to pull that one off. SexWithMinime.com is still up and features few stills from 50-minute sex tape.

I’m not paying to see this sex tape, but if someone dares to spend the cash to check out some midget porn, I’d love to see what it was like. Maybe I’ll get argued into checking it out. But by that time it will be available for free via some torrent bullshit. Anyone curious what MiniMe fucks like?

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Ranae Shrider Talks to MJ Morning Show About Verne Troyer’s Penis Size

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Ranae Shrider Talks to MJ Morning Show About Verne Troyer’s Penis Size

Ranae Shrider, the chick who co-stars in Verne Troyer Sex Tape gave an over the phone interview to the obnoxious DJs from MJ Morning Show today and disclosed details regarding her relationship with Verne Troyer, about how she moved in wth him and how they broke up. There was lots of crap talk going on before they got right down to point – Ranae Shrider was asked about the Verne Troyer’s penis size and whether it’s proportionate to the size of his body. Guess what she told them?

What is it with radio DJs who always try so hard to pull cool sounding voice and talk like they’re no more than 12 year old. WTF is wrong with those jackasses? Anyway, Ranae Shrider did in a sense confirm that the penis of Verne Troyer is in proportion to the 2’8″ body he has. Whatever that means. I’m kind of thinking – pinky. But maybe there’s something to the funny walk midgets have. If you think about it – don’t midgets walk as though they had testicules the size of their head? I swear this is what one would walk like if hi balls and penis were fucking massive. But Ranae Shrider insists that Verne Troyer’s penis is no tripod.

Ranae Shrider’s agent, who was sick and sounded rather weird, chimed in and said something about her client not being a gold digger and included several reasons why that is… Laughing my fucking ass off. Those people seriously think we’re all dumb and will eat their shit. So Ranae Shrider started the interview saying that she’s an aspiring actress looking to enter into the industry and score a big role and her agent is tellin us that there were no funny intentions of her client’s part when she started going out with Verne Troyer. Comon now, this was her oportunity to meet with possible important people and get her foot in the door. Does she really expect me to believe that she was genuinely in love with him and that was the only reason why she was with him? Give me a fucking break, bitch!

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Meet Ranae Shrider, The Chick who Fucked Verne Troyer

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Meet Ranae Shrider, The Chick who Fucked Verne Troyer

Verne Troyer sex tape co-star is revealed. Meet Ranae Shrider – 22 year old unsuccessful model just turned successful gold digger. Ranae Shrider is the chick who fucked Verne Troyer. I’m pissed, he suffers form dwarfism and gets more bedroom action that I do. Fuck that!

Ranae Shrider lived with Verne Troyer for six months and claims she wanted to marry him. Of course she wanted to marry him. Look at her. He’s more pimp than she is. She had nothing going for her and getting hooked up with Mini Me was her only opportunity to be more than a nobody from Kentucky (FYI, that’s where Ranae Shrider is form).

I think we’re gonna learn a lot about latest star phenomenon called Ranae Shrider in the coming days. It plays for her so she better take advantage of the attention she’s gonna get. And I have that gut feeling that she will. Yes she will. Oh the thrills that are running down her spine all day…. But she’s playing it right. When confronted by the paparazzi in one of LA’s Starbucks, she said she was furious the sex tape got leaked. She also told them she still lived with Verne Troye, but that kind of sounds like they’re not getting along much. She would have said they were still going out together instead of saying she still lived in his apartment. I think she’s written off. Next ho, please.

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Kevin Blatt – Profile of a Sex Tape Promotions Broker

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Kevin Blatt - Profile of a Sex Tape Promotions Broker

Kevin Blatt is a celebrity sex tape broker. His biggest achievement so far is One Night with Paris – the Paris Hilton sex tape deal he promoted, brokered and closed. He did a great job with it and made himself shit loads of money.

Now the name of Kevin Blatt is being spoken again, and again it’s in relation to sex tape promotions. And it’s another celebrity, this time around it’s the sex tape of Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me. And as it was with Paris Hilton sex tape, the promotion comes to Kevin Blatt itself.

Having Verne Troyer Sex Tape under his control, I can imagine what his reaction when he learned about the lawsuit Mini Me filed against TMZ. Kevin Blatt jumped right up in the air and screamed from the bottom of his lunges – “Fuck Yeah”! All the media are gonna pick the story up and talk about it, all bloggers are gonna talk about it, all forum boards are gonna have discussions about it and what does all that mean for him – another shit loads of money that he’s gonna make. His $100 000 worth of Verne Troyer sex tape is all of a sudden worth 10 times more. And he didn’t have to move his finger. What a lucky bastard, that Kevin Blatt.

Verne Troyer Filed Lawsuit Against TMZ for Publishing His Sex Tape

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Verne Troyer Filed Lawsuit Against TMZ for Publishing His Sex Tape

Verne Troyer aka Mini Me is suing TMZ for $20 Million after they’ve published a part of his Mini Me sex tape. This dude is determined to make it big in media. That’s the best PR for a sex tape since Amy Fisher Caught on Tape sex tape was released, where as Amy Fisher held a pre release party.

TMZ reported about it and since they are the ones who is being sued, they’ve got the first hand account of it. But read the God Damn report – towards the end it says that TMZ did not return phone calls. So TMZ is calling itself and doesn’t answer its own calls and writes it in the report about the lawsuit. How kick ass is that?

Anyway, why does this happen every time a sex tape is leaked. They all follow the same script – a celebrity sex tape is leaked, the celebrity files a lawsuit against the publisher, gets lots of publicity, people become well aware of it after there having been a mention of it on every portal, the sales go through the roof, lots of money is made and they share it when no one is looking. It;s not like I can’t tell. Each time a new sex tape hits the waves, they follow the same script. Verne Troyer ain’t no different. Step two has been taken – lawsuit against TMZ has been filed. Now they’re gonna hope for lots of media coverage… and hat’s gonna happen. It always does. Fuckers are bound to make crap loads of cash again. And even I myself am contributing to this shit. Fuck!

Source: TMZ

Mini-Me Sex Tape is HERE – Verne Troyer at his Best Movie Role Yet

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Verne Troyer (Mini-Me) Sex Tape is HERE

Are you excited? Mini-Me Sex Tape is here. I know, you can’t wait to see the size of that manhood and let me tell ya, is his dick is as big and as penetrative as his tongue, then let’s hope the camera had a wide fucking angle lens.

You know who Mini-Me form Austin Powers is, right? The little dwarfism dude who was a clone of Dr. Evil hence name Mini-Me. Yep, that character was played by Verne Troyer. And as it turns out, there is a Verne Troyer Sex tape out in the pool available to the highest bidder. Same douchebag who brokered Paris Hilton sex tape is brokering this one too. How inappropriate.

TMZ has a short video from the alleged sex tape but it doesn’t show any penis. And I could care less, but I know you fucking fags are all disappointed and shit. Hell, this is all we got so far, right? Don’t be mad at me just cause you wanted o beat off to Mini-Me’s peen for fuck sake. Keep it locked on Verne Troyer Sex Tape (Mini Me from Austin Powers) thread to stay in the know and you’ll know when the sex tape is available and where it is. Ya see, I know people. They now things. Geee, fucking dwarf and his penis…

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