Beer Steak Bullshit

Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me tried really hard to threaten everyone with a lawsuit to make sure his sex tape with Ranae Shrider doesn’t get published on the net but it seems his efforts eventually failed. Some overseas company got hold of Mini Me Sex Tape and it is now available for $9.95 on SexWithMinime.com.

Verne Troyer actually got a court order to block distribution of Mini-Me Sex Tape but that only covered the US. Adult News Network AVN reports that the website is owned by JBG Ltd. - a company registered in China. I don’t think Mini-Me is gonna have much luck pulling the sex tape down if the site is run out of China. He’d have to have very long reach to pull that one off. SexWithMinime.com is still up and features few stills from 50-minute sex tape.

I’m not paying to see this sex tape, but if someone dares to spend the cash to check out some midget porn, I’d love to see what it was like. Maybe I’ll get argued into checking it out. But by that time it will be available for free via some torrent bullshit. Anyone curious what MiniMe fucks like?

Verne Troyer sex tape co-star is revealed. Meet Ranae Shrider - 22 year old unsuccessful model just turned successful gold digger. Ranae Shrider is the chick who fucked Verne Troyer. I’m pissed, he suffers form dwarfism and gets more bedroom action that I do. Fuck that!

Ranae Shrider lived with Verne Troyer for six months and claims she wanted to marry him. Of course she wanted to marry him. Look at her. He’s more pimp than she is. She had nothing going for her and getting hooked up with Mini Me was her only opportunity to be more than a nobody from Kentucky (FYI, that’s where Ranae Shrider is form).

I think we’re gonna learn a lot about latest star phenomenon called Ranae Shrider in the coming days. It plays for her so she better take advantage of the attention she’s gonna get. And I have that gut feeling that she will. Yes she will. Oh the thrills that are running down her spine all day…. But she’s playing it right. When confronted by the paparazzi in one of LA’s Starbucks, she said she was furious the sex tape got leaked. She also told them she still lived with Verne Troye, but that kind of sounds like they’re not getting along much. She would have said they were still going out together instead of saying she still lived in his apartment. I think she’s written off. Next ho, please.

For crap loads of pictures of Ranae Shrider with more detailed bio click this link.

Kevin Blatt is a celebrity sex tape broker. His biggest achievement so far is One Night with Paris - the Paris Hilton sex tape deal he promoted, brokered and closed. He did a great job with it and made himself shit loads of money.

Now the name of Kevin Blatt is being spoken again, and again it’s in relation to sex tape promotions. And it’s another celebrity, this time around it’s the sex tape of Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me. And as it was with Paris Hilton sex tape, the promotion comes to Kevin Blatt itself.

Having Verne Troyer Sex Tape under his control, I can imagine what his reaction when he learned about the lawsuit Mini Me filed against TMZ. Kevin Blatt jumped right up in the air and screamed from the bottom of his lunges - “Fuck Yeah”! All the media are gonna pick the story up and talk about it, all bloggers are gonna talk about it, all forum boards are gonna have discussions about it and what does all that mean for him - another shit loads of money that he’s gonna make. His $100 000 worth of Verne Troyer sex tape is all of a sudden worth 10 times more. And he didn’t have to move his finger. What a lucky bastard, that Kevin Blatt.