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Alessandra Ambrosio Nowhere Near as Hot as Miranda Kerr

Hot Photo of Alessandra Ambrosio in Bikini for Victorias Secret

While Alessandra Ambrosio is a pretty hot piece of ass and looks smoking in the bikini for Victoria’s Secret, she didn’t blow me off my socks as much as Miranda Kerr yesterday. These are just some paparazzi pictures, not officially released Victoria Secret photos of Alessandra Ambrosio which may be the reason why.

Brazilian chicks never did it for me. They lack cuteness. It’s all mass sexism, no girl next door cuteness in Brazil. Victoria’s Secret clearly has some marketing plans behind their belt which would explain why there are so many leaked pictures of their top models in bikini lately. Must have something to do with upcoming Christmas season. Enjoy the pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio if you like Brazilian ass in the gallery below:

Alessandra Ambrosio Pictures by FamePictures.com

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Miranda Kerr Hot Body Rules in Bikini Pictures for Victorias Secret

Miranda Kerr Hot Body Rules in Bikini Pictures for Victoria Secret

I love chicks who have big gap between their thighs. Any woman who puts her legs together and you would still fit your fist between her thighs because her general vaginal area is that wide are the poop. Chicks like that have well developed pubic bone and make for excellent bumper when thrusting missionary style. Miranda Kerr is like that. While any hot vagina model who poses for Victorias Secret loses browney points for being a Victoria Secret model, it does pay for something being able to see the uber gap between her thighs.

Miranda Kerr’s hot body rules even though I don’t particularly care for her face. I’ve never noticed it until the last minute. That bikini body rules the shite though. Nice, tight little ass and flat stomach – how can you go wrong?

Gallery of pictures featuring Miranda Kerr and her hot body that rules in Victoria’s Secret bikini is below:

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Karolina Kurkova Pregnant Belly Button by Archie Drury

Karolina Kurkova Pregnant Belly Button by Archie Drury

Victoria Secret model Karolina Kurkova, who’s non existent belly button made her famous is pregnant and her boyfriend Archie Drury is to blame. I can imagine Archie Drury coming home all tired one night, saw Karolina Kurkova sporting her irresistible belly button, got an itch, stripped Karolina Kurkova naked, inserted his penis into her vagina and kept thrusting until his semen engulfed woman’s cervix.

Now that Karolina Kurkova is pregnant, Archie Drury can spray his semen inside her vagina as much as he wants, cause once pregnant, she can’t get pregnant again. It’s the best anticonception ever. Just know a bitch up and she can’t get pregnant again. I just wonder what Karolina Kurkova’s belly button is going to look like when her belly stretched around the fetus. There’s no belly button to begin with and with all the stretch on the skin it’s gonna look… well, we’ll just have to wait for paparazzi photos to see once that baby bump starts to show.

BTW, did you know that the belly button situation was addressed by her rep when speculation of it not existing surfaced and proved true? Her rep rep said that Karolina Kurkova had an operation when she was an infant. It was not specified what the operation involved, but some specialists guess that the deformation of a belly button can occur as result of an umbilical hernia. If you see Victoria Secret photos of Karolina Kurkova with normal looking belly button, you know they photoshopped someone else’s on. Archie Drury approves.

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