Alessandra Ambrosio Nowhere Near as Hot as Miranda Kerr

Happy — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:36:06 +0000

While Alessandra Ambrosio is a pretty hot piece of ass and looks smoking in the bikini for Victoria’s Secret, she didn’t blow me off my socks as much as Miranda Kerr yesterday. These are just some paparazzi pictures, not officially released Victoria Secret photos of Alessandra Ambrosio which may be the reason why.

Brazilian chicks never did it for me. They lack cuteness. It’s all mass sexism, no girl next door cuteness in Brazil. Victoria’s Secret clearly has some marketing plans behind their belt which would explain why there are so many leaked pictures of their top models in bikini lately. Must have something to do with upcoming Christmas season. Enjoy the pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio if you like Brazilian ass in the gallery below:

Alessandra Ambrosio Pictures by FamePictures.com

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Karolina Kurkova Belly Button FAIL (pics)

Happy — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:07:42 +0000

It’s official – Karolina Kurkova has NO belly button. That’s one complete belly button FAIL. Karolina Kurkova is a popular Victoria’s Secret model and VS reps admitted that she’s got no belly button so their digital artists fix up her skin and give her something that resembles belly button. FAIL!

That’s more FAIL at one spot than I can handle. Isn’t Victoria’s Secret a lot about lingerie and shit – aka stuff that requires models to show their navel? Are Victoria’s Secret people so short of models they must use a model without belly button and hire photoshop artists to make her have one. Isn’t there a plethora of beautiful women out there who have complete bodies suitable for bikini modeling without the need for digital belly button? Why Karolina Kurkova? What’s so special about her? I mean I’d stick my horny finger in her pie hole any day, but there are so many “complete” models out there who not only look hotter than Karolina Kurkova, they also have… well – a fucking belly button. Karolina Kurkova has got none and I only hope her pussy is not sealed the same way either. That would suck. Guy can always fuck her in the ass, but damn… piece of shin where you expect a cavity? Victoria’s Secret – why?

Pic below is priceless. Other Victoria’s Secret model is actually staring at Karolina Kurkova’s Belly Button and has no fucking idea what the heck that shit’s all about. Photoshoppers did some pathetic job fixing it so to a regular masturbating manwhore like me it’d look normal upon first glance, but it’s not. How awesome – Karolina Kurkova Belly Button FAIL!

Plus if you look at the pic on top – Karolina Kurkova has got no labia either. There’s just a gross overused camel toe. No labia. That woman is a big FAIL. I’d still finger that shit.

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