Miley Cyrus is a Virgin! Ummm What? Purity Ring?
Thursday, July 17th, 2008
Miley Cyrus is a Virgin! Ummm What? Purity Ring?
Miley Cyrus is so full of shit! She’s got it all confused and thinks we’re all dumb little whores, whereas it’s the other way around. Fox News published an article in which Miley Cyrus is cited saying that she wears a “purity ring as a testament to her virginity”. Ummm what? Seriously, Miley… What? Are you trying to tell me you’re a virgin? LMFAO 
Miley, let’s get something straight here. If you’re a fucking virgin, then I’m actually funny. Hang on a sec, let me try this again. Miley Cyrus, if you’re a virgin, then Barack Obama will bring change.
Damn, that doesn’t work either. It’s just not my day, obviously. Actually, I got it. Technically she could still be a virgin. Taking double anal and leaving vaginal intercourse out still maintains your vaginal virginity, right. I take it all back, Miley Cyrus is a virgin. Nevermind hacked shower pics, they don’t necessarily mean she’s a slut, do they?
God that give me a headache. Miley, bring your virginity to me, I’ll fix you up. I’ll swap your purity ring with my man whore ring. I got one.