Beer Steak Bullshit

Remember when Emma Watson flashed her pussy? It was the hottest moment in world’s history. This time around she flashed her underwear and it wasn’t her doing. During the premiere of the latest Harry Potter movie titled Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Emma Watson offered underwear flash after a gust of wind opened up her Victorian style dress. Notorious London weather blessed downtown London with heavy rain leaving Daniel Radcliffe drenched and Emma Watson exposing her underwear. When an act of nature strikes to expose the underwear of the most gorgeous creature walking the Earth, you know God exists.

The following day, Emma Watson was on The Late Night Show with David Letterman and was asked to explain what was going on in the picture of her with exposed underwear. With her angelic voice bearing super sexy British accent, Emma Watson simply said: “This was a small wardrobe malfunction, that happens. I don’t actually remember when that happened… At least I’m wearing underwear“. God exists, Emma Watson is the proof. Even though if she was not wearing underwear in that photo, we’d know the Earth is coming to an end and is getting immediately upgraded to a paradise.

Check out the video of Emma Watson on David Letterman explaining her underwear flash situation with that ultra sexy accent and a gallery of photos from London’s premiere of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince with Emma Watson flashing her underwear:

The “Nipplegate” is back. Just as you thought the US Supreme Court had better things to do, they dusted off the old Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction case and returned it to the lower court for re-examination. Saying that Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction was blown out of proportions doesn’t even do it much justice anymore. It continues to hunt CBS like splinter under the skin that just never goes away. That’s North American for you.

If you look again at the original Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction Video you got to admit there’s nothing to it. Absolutely nothing to make a deal out of it. But we’re talking about north American where everything gets blown out of proportion, especially if it involves nudity, regardless of how implied. Remember Naked Twink Dancers on Sweden’s Got Talent – Sweden had a good laugh watching these guys who were swinging their junks and pointing bare asses on national TV with kids in the audience. No biggie – that’s normal. Everybody had a laugh and twinks got their shot at demonstrating their “talents”. What was Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction compared to that? Nothing! Yet look at big deal it was turned into.

US Supreme Court definitely needs to move on and focus on important things. We’re talking about Nipplegate that’s 5 years old. Let it rest already. But no, can’t be done. The prudes need to stir shit cause there was shielded nipple on national TV.

Anyway, federal appeals court in Philadelphia cleared CBS off a $550,000 fine imposed on them by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) for Super Bowl 2004 wardrobe malfunction of Janet Jackson. According to the lower court, the brief breast exposure of Janet Jackson constituted a “fleeting” image that should not have been fined. But FCC thinks otherwise and insist on reinstating the $550,000 fine against CBS. God save us all!

Homegirl Britney Spears is always under a watchful eye of ever present camera lenses and it somehow always backfires on her despite efforts to keep it otherwise. Latest wardrobe malfunction? Tampon string hanging out of her panties at the show in Anaheim. Well, I guess being a girl sucks once a month and kudos to Britney Spears for putting on the show despite her period. This should trigger an effort on behalf of tampon makers to start making tampons that would not embarrass the celebrities. They should call it “Britney Spears Tampon” – a tampon that won’t leave you embarrassed in front of thousands of people.

I still liked the My Pussy is Hanging Out mishap of Britney Spears better. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still motorboat Brit Brit on period anyway, she could even keep that tampon in. I’d actually even play with that string that extends past vagina, cause Britney Spears’ camel toe looks undeveloped, lacking properly grown labia.

Britney Spears tampon video is below. Keep an eye on that string dangling from her panties. Isn’t that hot. If i were there in Anaheim, I’d whip out my members and give it a fap while Brit swirls that tampon strong before my fact. Work it babe…