Beer Steak Bullshit

This is the famous, notorious, coveted Get a Brain, Morans pic – full edition, including the Go USA sign. The Get a Brain, Morans guy was at a pro-war get together aimed at countering the anti war protest in St. Louis, Missouri on March 23, 2003. And just as you would expect from any pro war moran, he was a complete tool. The picture captures pure essence of pro war morans better than anything ever. The Go USA only adds to the whole ridiculousness.

This is what went down on that epic day:

Pro peace, anti war activists got together – about 350 of them and marched peacefully towards the Boeing missile factory in St. Charles, MO. Pro peace protesters had civilian weapons inspectors among their ranks who demanded access to the plant to inspect the weapons of mass destruction that US government had produced there. Inspectors were denied entry, so the protesters sat in front of the main gate to the Boeing plant to protest the denial.

To show their support for bloodshed, about 75 pro war morans countered pro peace folks who were silently sitting at the gate. Pro war morans were yelling insults at the protesters and that one guy pulled out his epic sign that read: Get a Brain, Morans. His other sign read: Go USA. Way to immortalize yourself, moran!

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Seriously, what are the chances of two subs colliding in the Atlantic Ocean? If there were a grand total of two cars in the entire world and you are the owner of one of them. What are the chances of you colliding with that other car that can be just about anywhere in the world? Plus consider this – the movement of cars is two dimensional. You can only go forward and backwards, or left and right. You can’t go up and down (not talking about hills). Nuclear submarines of British and French armies managed to collide in Atlantic. The space within Atlantic, the three dimensional space that’s available for these nuclear subs is massive. And they still managed to collide. I’m just as short for explanation as you are. Do you think it has anything to do with Brits driving on the left

I’d be embarrassed out of my socks if I managed to collide with another nuclear sub that’s in the ocean when I am. That reminds me of the line in Finding Nemo – “What? The ocean’s not big enough for you?” Apparently it’s not big enough for French and British sub army. Tug of war does not quite work when you operate a sub, so they tried to batter each other. Their radar operator should really attend another training… Perhaps they also should include a lesson on distinguishing friendly subs from whales.

Here’s what happened – HMS Vanguard, the nuclear sub of British army and Le Triomphant, the nuclear sub of French army collided with each other within Atlantic Ocean and sustained heavy damage. As per First Sea Lord Admiral Sir Jonathon Band, no injuries were reported as both subs were floating about at low speeds. Both British and French sides confirmed that no nuclear security issues will rise from this collision. Considering each of the subs carries several nuclear war heads, if the collision was stronger, we’d have an under water nuclear explosion which would have insane implications. I can’t even think of what would happen to the sea life and to people living on shores of both sides of the Atlantic. They say tsunamis are result of deep sea earthquakes. If several dozen nuclear warheads exploded, we’d see a tsunami of epic proportions. Someone should start explaining how is it possible that submarines carrying weapons of mass destruction collided in the middle of Atlantic Ocean – world’s second largest body of water.

HMS VANGUARD Nuclear Sub Stats:
Launched in 1992
One of four British submarines carrying Trident nuclear missiles
Displacement (submerged) 16,000 tones, 150m (492ft) long
Can carry 48 nuclear warheads on a maximum of 16 missiles
Full crew is 145, including 14 officers
Submerged speed of 25 knots

LE TRIOMPHANT Nuclear Sub Stats:
Launched in 1994
One of four French ballistic missile nuclear-powered subs
Displacement (submerged) 14,000 tones, 138m (452ft) long
Can carry 16 ballistic missiles with nuclear warheads
Full crew is 110, including 15 officers
Submerged speed over 25 knots

Source: BBC News