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Facial Flex for Better Blowjob

Facial Flex for Better Blowjob

Remember Tatiana Kozhevnikova – Woman with Strongest Vagina in the World. Obviously, Tatiana Kozhevnikova went through a lot of inter vaginal training to gain muscles strong enough to squeeze the shit out of a penis that enters her snatch. And what Tatiana Kozhevnikova was able to do with her vagina, now every woman can achieve with her mouth. Introducing Facial Flex for Better Blowjob.

I was first introduced to the magic of Facial Flex when I saw the video below. Middle aged woman demonstrates how to use Facial Flex though her accompanying comments suggest that women should do it in order to tone their facial muscles. I say the women should train their facial muscles for better blowjobs. Everybody knows that women are useless when it comes to blowjobs these days. The golden era of blowjob is long gone and an average straight male living in the 21st century has little to no chance to experience the pleasures quality blowjobs. Women lost their ability to give good blowjobs and it should be in their foremost interest to resurrect this ages long skill and become good at it once more. Facial Flex can help.

With this simple device, you can tone your facial muscles, but most importantly – stretch your lips so you can deepthroat a penis all the way in and squeeze it tightly with your goddamn lips, not your teeth. It does not feel good when you go all chainsaw on man’s Johnson with your teeth. Your teeth should not be scraping the skin off a dick, instead, your lips should be delivering smooth and tight friction for maximum enjoyment. And swallow the load bitch. What’s it with women today spitting that shit out. It’s full of proteins that will help you in your efforts to retain clean and sexy complexion. Learn how to blow properly already. To suck at sucking is the worst way of suckage imaginable.

BTW, I don’t endorse Facial Flex. As a woman, you should not need to buy anything to deliver decent blowjob. Train with something you can find around the house but do watch the video below cause facial expressions and mumblings are priceless.

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Love Dolls Are Better Than Real Women – Here Is Why

Remember when I shared with your the secret that love doll brothels are a strong business with growing demand? There is one more fact that became clear after the post has been made – love doll brothels as well as sales of love dolls are not only popular in Japan, but all over the world. And as I kept digging, the reasons became clear quickly. I had to come to solid conclusion that love dolls are better than real women in just about everything that a female can offer a man.

Women today are so useless, drawing pleasure from their company is nigh impossible. You’re just gonna get used, abused and thrown to the ground like an unwanted doll only to be replaced with a jock who won’t even respect the woman you did everything for. You’ll be drowning your sorrow in tears waiting for another useless, abusive bitch to come around and hurt you again. Who needs that shit?

I know you’ve been there and done that. Women have a “No” as their default answer to any of your demands. Yet as a man you always fulfill any and all of their wishes even without asking. And what you get in return?

As you can see from the video above – more and more men who were put through hell by arrogant bitches find that love dolls are better than real women. They are always there for you, always smiling and happy to see you. Never cheat on you, never go after another man, never bitch when you go out with buddies for a beer, never say “No” to anal sex or cumshot down their throats – they are simply better that any woman you have ever been with.

Having a relationship with a real woman is a fantasy. You lie to yourself that she is genuine with you and stays with you because she likes you. A fantasy like that is destined to hit the wall and it does. So why not replace the bad ending fantasy with the happy ending one? You don’t owe the bitches nothing. Let them suffer in the hands of worthless jocks they choose to suck a dick of and you have yourself a happy relationship because love dolls are simply better than real life whores. Watch the video above!

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Women Are the Root of All Evil – Video Proof

Women are the root of all evil. It’s an undeniable fact but in case you haven’t yet figured it out completely, above is the video proof to set the record straight. The video is a footage recorded by a guy whose girlfriend (I presume) is trying to climb a hill but being a woman, she’s completely useless and clumsy and near kills herself falling down. Luckily, some nice man put giant boulder in the way to save her ugly ass so she is stopped before disaster could happen. In all her divine uselessness, stupid woman then disturbs the balance of the boulder that saved her life sending it crushing down near killing her boyfriend. What useless piece of skin around vagina. Women truly are the root of all evil. If she wasn’t there, the man would be having an enjoyable trek. Put a woman in picture and you end up with double disaster.

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