Haters of Die Antwoord are popping all over the interweb with countless claims that Die Antwoord is Fake. All I have to say to that is: “Oh, really?” Take a look around, take a look at contemporary music scene. Take a look at the likes of Lady Gaga, Jessica Simpson, Miley Cyrus or other imbeciles. The entire world of entertainment is fake. Pretending you are somebody else to make it big is nothing new. It’s been here ever since entertainment industry came to exist and will be here for as long as there is money in it. Is Die Antwoord fake or not? Who cares. The music is real, the next generation beats are real, their live concerts are real, Yo-Landi Vi$$er is damn effin real and I’d hit that. Most of all – their South African accent is real. What’s there to call fake still?
I can quite imagine that they play these simpletons making it part of their act and basing their “fake” philosophy on it, but I could care less. Their music rocks and delivers. Do they exaggerate in the interviews? Perhaps and who cares. So do all other performers who stick with what matches their style. Make sure you keep your eyes locked on Ninja’s ballsack. You’ll get enough of it throughout this interview. It’s pretty “self spoken”.
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Die Antwoord is the poop these days. Accent is a big win in their case. It almost seems that if you speak with an accent that has not been used in rap music yet, you have all it takes to make it. Die Antwoord certainly have that advantage with their funny South African accents, but they’re also really cool and bring up valid points in their songs. It’s as if a bunch of drug junkies got together and made it big. I dig Die Antwoord, they totally deliver.
The video above is a bit not safe for work. It contains explicit language and partially exposed woman’s buttocks when awesome Yo-Landi Vi$$er pokes her ass towards the camera like she’s some skanky booty girl, shakes those cheeks a bit and then pulls down her pants and underwear to reveal that tasty ass crack she’s sporting. So hot. Die Antwoord are going to be a massively huge success worldwide. They don’t pretend to be anyone they are not. They are as genuine as they get and Ninja has serious talent.
I believe you have already seen and wetted your pants to Beat Boy freestyle rap and Enter the Ninja. Now go and check out the Jamming in a taxi video above. Not for the squeamish and weak of mind.
I have to talk some more about the awesomeness from South Africa – Die Antwoord. These guys totally caught on me and I can’t seem to get enough of their funny accents and well executed cyber rave rap music. Die Antwoord – Enter the Ninja is by far my favorite song by the South Africans and I particularly appreciate the intermezzo at 4.04 mark.
That little, perky, funny haircut sporting blonde who goes by the name of Yo-Landi Vi$$er is cute in the video too. She also sounds cute which is hardly ever the case with female singers. They usually sound irritating (Beyonce, for example) making you want to stab drunken squirrels in the eye. Yo-Landi Vi$$er is nothing like that. Listening to her voice makes you want to apply warm massage oil to your testicules.
Ninja, the man himself with his awesome box cut hair and awkward tattoos is the soul of Die Antwoord, making Die Antwoord what it really is. Then there is previously introduced DJ Hi-Tek who has the skill to make “next level” beats on a PC computer. Damn, Die Antwoord are the new shit.
Enter the Ninja video is below and the lyrics below the video. Please note that while most of the lyrics are in English, some of the lyrics are in Dutch/Afrikaan:
[Yo-Landi Visser]
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection
I’m a ninja, yo
My life is like a videogame
I maintain when I’m in the zone
One player one life on the mic
I’m in the dark
Go, ninja, go!
No f**kin around I’m cutting down
Anyone in my path
Tryna f**k up my game with razor sharp
Lyrical throw stars
Killin’ my flow
Hos! Ska!
Wild, outta control
Ninja skop befokte rof taal
Rough rhymes, tough times
Met fokkol kos, skraal
Till I hit triple seven at the ATM
Straight famine or feast,
When you’re living on the razor edge
Stay sharp, sharp
Rolling with the $O$
High energy
Never seen zef so fresh
Uh, when we mic check
Hi-Def flow’s flex
Yo we optimistic
Not f**king depressed
We not like the rest
My style is UFO
Totally unknown
You can’t f**k with my new Zef flow
I’m hard to miss
“You can’t do this, you can’t do that”
Yo, f**kin’ who said so?
I do what I like
Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
You can’t f**k with the chosen one
I-I-I-I-I want the knife
I’m a Ninja
[Yo-Landi Visser]
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection
Ninja is poes cool
But don’t f**k with my game
Boy or I’ll poes you
Life is tough
When I get stuck
When my time is up
I push through
Till I break-break-break
on through to the other side
Fantastically poor with patience like a stalker
Ninja is hardcore
Been cut so deep, feel no pain
Its not sore
Don’t ask for kak or
You’ll get what you ask for
I’m like a wild animal in the corner
Waiting for the break of dawn
Trying to get through the night
Just a man with the will to survive
My blade swing free
Decapitate a hater with amazing ease
This is not a game, boy
Don’t play with me
I work my mic sabre like a wild f**king savage
from the dark side danger
Yin to the yang
Totally Hi-Tek Ninja’s
Motherf**king big in Japan
I seen the future, but I never got nothing in my hand
Except a microphone, big dreams and a plan
Fly-talking, sky-walking
Like a ninja
[Yo-Landi Visser]
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection
[Ninja]
f**k, this is like
The coolest song I ever heard in my whole life
f**k all of you who said I wouldn’t make it
Who said I was a loser
Said I was a no-one
Said I was a f**kin’ psycho
But look at me now:
All up on the interweb
World-wide, 2009. Futurista
Enter the Ninja
Yolandi Visser
DJ Hi-Tek
Die fokken Antwoord
Dis Mooi ne?
[Yo-Landi Visser]
I, I, I (I’m a ninja)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I (Yo I’m a ninja!)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection
I, I, I (I’m a ninja)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need my samurai
I, I, I (a motherf**kin’ ninja!)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection
Sorry about censorship on swear words, but Die Antwoord lyrics are full of the f word. My server would bitch slap me if I bombed it with that much f word. Awesome lyrics
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