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Let’s face it – you can either be a completely lame wedding couple and have the cake 98% of other newlyweds get, or you can go with something bolder, but cooler. How about bride blowing the groom? Isn’t that the best wedding cake idea ever? Look at the picture about and tell me if that doesn’t instantly catch your eye… Of course it does. And you know what else it does – it’ll make people remember. They will have been at dozens of wedding in their lifetime, but they will not remember any wedding cake but yours. That’s because your wedding cake idea stood out like a sore thumb. Have that bride of yours suck your dick not only during wedding night, but also on your wedding cake.

The only better wedding cake idea than a blowjob one would be to have a Zombie Wedding Cake but that’s way too awesome for someone below average. Go with a blowjob.

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Janet Jackson was on Larry King‘s show and she was trying to teach the idiot how to dance. You guessed it, Larry King is the clumsiest person on Earth. I came to conclusion that he’s not alive, he’s a zombie. Nobody can copy zombie moves this well, he’s got to be one. And nobody is this clumsy if they’re alive. Secret revealed – Larry King = a zombie.

Janet Jackson was actually pretty nice. I never had a thing for her but she kind of impressed me with her ways of explaining dancing to a zombie. However if you take into account that Janet was on Larry King Live and previously on Good Morning America and she also did Ellen DeGeneres show (her lip-syncing sucked more than Britney Spears’ VMA Award Fiasco) then you know she’s desperate and reached the very bottom of her musical career. Expect to find latest CD release of Janet Jackson in discount bins in Walmart very soon.