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Michael Jackson’s Last Rehearsal Video emerged shortly after his death. Filmed on June 23, 2009, the video was released by Michael Jackson’s promotion company in London – AEG. It’s only over one minute ling but it shows full rehearsal in progress, including all lights, costumes, stage dancers and some fans in the audience. Looking at this Michael Jackson’s last rehearsal video it is apparent that Michael didn’t have the energy in moves in him anymore, however that’s to be expected. He was 50 year old afterall and out of life performing for years. Despite fancy costume he’s wearing, you can see that he truly was skin and bones (while I’m struggling with excessive fat – not fair).

The track you can hear in the Michael Jackson’s last rehearsal video is “They Don’t Care About Us”. I even forgot he made this song. While it was fairly popular back then, somehow it’s not one of the songs that’s deeply embedded in my head and never came up when I was thinking of Michael Jackson’s biggest hits.

OK Magazine paid $500,000 (yeah, that’s half million dollars) to a photographer who took picture of Michael Jackson dying on his way to the hospital for the rights to publish the picture on their cover. Is anyone surprised? Cause I am not. It’s in bad taste, but mass media game is all about sales and anything that stirs controversy attracts attention and attention is sales. And what is the most talked about topic as of late? The death of Michael Jackson. His death is covered by all mass media so how can one magazine get on top? Easy – by publishing the most controversial item related to the most talked about topic. In this case it would be the death picture of Michael Jackson.

It was only a question of time. Highest bidder would get the rights to publish the last picture of Michael Jackson before he was declared dead on their cover because public is hungry to see it. I have foreseen it and explained it the first time I have published the Picture of Michael Jackson Dead. It all comes down to what I have already said. Search engines were being flooded with requests from people like you to see the picture of Michael Jackson dead. The mass media responded in like. OK Magazine realized that and were ready to take it to the next level by publishing that picture on their cover. Their readiness was sealed with the handover of half million dollars.

One odd thing is that the issue of OK Magazine with Michael Jackson’s death on the cover is a special edition released as tribute to Michael Jackson. What better way to pay tribute to the king of pop than by publishing his death picture on the cover. Smart thinking OK Magazine, yeah right! Like there are no decent pictures of Michael Jackson from his better years (such as after release of thriller). But that wouldn’t create buzz, would it OK Magazine? Having dead picture on the cover does. This OK Magazine approach translates to one and only thing:

The King of Pop can only die once. Might as well cash out on it as much as we can through any means necessary. Even by publishing his death photo on the cover.

Welcome to the regular broadcast of the worst music you have ever heard. Korean Megastar Rain is currently the biggest poop in all of Asia which makes me question Asian musical taste. Some say Rain is a Korean version of Justin Timberlake, but I never realized Justin Timberlake was actually famous. He put his peen in Britney Spears, but that’s about it, right? Korean Megastar Rain on the other hand is the most pooped after singer on entire Asian continent. At least that’s what I’m being told. Anyway – there are three things I know about this Korean Megastar Rain:

• He’s a biggest pop star in Asia
• He makes hands down the most painful piece of shit music you have ever heard (see video below for proof)
• He likes to book concerts and cash out up front even knowing he can’t show up cause he has already something else booked for that day

And that’s exactly what happened in Hawaii. Honolulu concert promoter who booked Rain is suing him for defrauding them of more than half million US dollars. Another concert promoter from Los Angeles is also looking to sue his ass for cancelling a concert half an hour before showtime. StarM, the promotion company behind this Korean Megastar Rain blamed all sorts of technical glitches for missed concerts, but Click Entertainment from Hawaii says that Rain and StarM knew they would not be able to perform at their gig because of the trademark lawsuit in Nevada which they had to attend to, but they booked the concert anyway.

Lawsuit has been filed and judge made decision – Korean Megastar Rain and his agency JYP Entertainment Co. breached the contract and are to pay the Honolulu promoter $8 million dollars in damages for cancelled concerts. The most awful video with absolutely paiful music featuring Korean Megastar Rain is below. The crap song is titled “I’m coming”. I could never come if crap music like that was on. I couldn’t even get a hard on. Could use it as vomit inducer though. Awful music!

Following massive international coverage, both US and Argentinean media have been on a hunt for actual photos and videos of Maria Belen Chapur, the mistress of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and the hunt resulted in… SUCCESS. High Five. Above is the actual photo of Maria Belen Chapur. Argentinean TV has been able to trace down the fact that at some point in her life, Maria Belen Chapur had worked as TV producer and reporter. She got around from an early age.

In a video statement for Buenos Aires’ TV channel C5N Maria Belen Chapur admitted that she had an affair with South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford (who wouldn’t?) and said that romantic emails which leaked on the internet were private and were stolen from her computer by a hacker. A hacker story never fails. It’s the most overused and most ridiculous excuse ever. If you reach the end with excuses, you can always say that your computer was hacked – case closed.

Meanwhile, unlike the pledge he made during the press conference, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is refusing to step down until his term is over. He said that he’s determined to work hard in order to fix his public and personal image. LOL, Governor… what the hell are you talking about? You have been going to Argentina to have your balls sucked on by mistress Maria Belen Chapur. You have disappeared for 5 days and told everyone you went hiking along the Appalachian Trail. You’re full of poop, you don’t appreciate your family and you lie. What exactly are you intending to do to fix your public and family image? I don’t think your wife Jenny Sanford can be any more publically embarrassed than by being internationally known as a wife of a cheater. Your sons are probably exposed to the same type of mockery. You got a long way to go if you want to fix that public image. Mistress from Argentina? Geeeee! Keep in mind that when Governor Eliot Spitzer got involved with filthy hooker, the affair brought him down. The only bitch who went up was the filthy hooker herself – Ashley Alexandra Dupre is still riding the cock of infamy that made her famous after the affair exploded in public.

Video of Maria Belen Chapur as broadcast by Argentinean C5N is below. That’s the real deal Maria Belen Chapur who was massaging Mark Sanford’s prostate with her 4 inch tongue.

Death of Michael Jackson has been the most publicized news all over the world last few days so it comes as no surprise that the conspiracy theorists entered the melee with their stories of Michael Jackson being still alive and his death being naught more than a staged hoax to get pressure of the media off his ass. Did Michael Jackson fake his death? Who knows, but in the video above, which shows Michael Jackson’s dead body being air lifted to the Los Angeles County Coroner by the helicopter, he’s seen sitting up from a gurney. The video repeats the footage of Michael Jackson sitting up so it’s easy to see, hence the only question remains – is that an optical illusion, is someone moving his body to a sit up position, or is in fact Michael Jackson still alive and all this crap with his death is just a well planned hoax? You be the judge!

Michael Jackson autopsy results have been the most anticipated news on the internet today. Because of high profile status of the deceased, autopsy was scheduled for today, the day after Michael Jackson’s death. Coroner’s report just came but unfortunately it doesn’t shed much light as to the cause of Michael Jackson’s death. The report in inconclusive so basically all we got as Michael Jackson autopsy results was a note that the coroner will need four to six more weeks for additional toxicology tests.

The coroner’s report was made public during a much anticipated press conference. L.A. County Coroner stated that autopsy was completed as scheduled, but more toxicology tests are needed to be certain about what really killed Michael Jackson. Coroner’s report also concluded that there were no signs of an external trauma to the body of Michael Jackson so foul play was dismissed. Coroner’s report also concluded that Michael Jackson was taking prescription drugs but further tests are needed in order to determine which ones may have contributed to the cardiac arrest which lead to singer’s death.

Meanwhile, the police are looking for Dr. Conrad Robert Murray, a board-certified cardiologist from Las Vegas who has been in the field for twenty years. Dr. Conrad Robert Murray was present when Michael Jackson collapsed. Dr. Conrad Robert Murray was hired by the concert company to attend to Michael Jackson during his upcoming 50 concerts in London. Michael’s old doctor and long term friend Deepak Chopra suspect Michael’s death was the result of doctors allowing him to take pain killers, such as Demerol, which Jackson family believes was the primary reason of Michael Jackson’s death. The autopsy results are on a security hold by the police pending further investigation.

Elizabeth Taylor released following statement about Michael Jackson after she learned about his death. Michael Jackson was a long time friend of Elizabeth Taylor. Reports say that Elizabeth Taylor collapsed after she learned about the death of her good friend.

My heart… my mind… are broken. I loved Michael with all my soul and I can’t imagine life without him. We had so much in common and we had such loving fun together. I was packing up my clothes to go to London for his opening when I heard the news. I still can’t believe it. I don’t want to believe it. It can’t be so. He will live in my heart forever but it’s not enough. My life feels so empty. I don’t think anyone knew how much we loved each other. The purest most giving love I’ve ever known. Oh God! I’m going to miss him. I can’t yet imagine life without him. But I guess with God’s help… I’ll learn. I keep looking at the photo he gave me of himself, which says, ‘To my true love Elizabeth, I love you forever.’ And, I will love HIM forever.

While arrangments for Michael Jackson’s funeral are underway, The Insider has published what is believed to be the last picture of Michael Jackson alive, or the first picture of Michael Jackson dead. He was not proclaimed officially dead till few minutes later, but it is fair to assume that this is the first picture of Michael Jackson dead. Is it in bad taste? Most likely, but The Insider have the right to report on the news even if they are rather distasteful.

Let’s face, the people have sick fascination with death. If it wasn’t so, publishers of pictures with people dead or dying would not post them. But the curiosity is at a max, everyone wants to see the picture of Michael Jackson dead so it was only a question of time before the first one surfaces. Search engines have been getting killed with requests for pictures of Michael Jackson dead, so before someone jumps to conclusions and starts blaming publishers of the image, think about all the people who want to see it. If there was no demand for pictures of Michael Jackson dead, no one would rush with posting it. It’s the sick reality of the world today. People want to see death up close. People are to blame. Publishers only follow demand. The demand in this case is clear – The Picture of Michael Jackson Dead! People sicken me too, BTW. The video of an ambulance leaving Michael Jackson’s home after the 911 call is below if you haven’t seen it yet on the TV news.

Capt. Steve Ruda from the Los Angeles Fire Department confirmed to LA Times that Michael Jackson 911 call was received at around 12.30pm on June 25, 2009. Paramedics and the fire department were dispatched within minutes and get to the rented house on 100 North Carolwood Drive, in Holmby Hills where they found 50 year old Michael Jackson not breathing. Paramedics proceeded with CPR resuscitation and transferred Michael Jackson to the nearest hospital (UCLA Medical Center) but all attempts to revitalize him failed. It appears as though the real cause of his death was an overdose on Demerol drug. Michael Jackson used Demerol injection as tranquilizer which lead to the cardiac arrest and ultimately, his death. He was pronounced dead at 2.26pm

According to his family and friends, Michael Jackson was healthy and well and was preparing for a worldwide comeback tour. As we know now, it all took an odd twist yesterday and now the King of Pop is dead. Below is the video interview with Brian Oxman, who’s a long term family friend and a spokesman of Michael Jackson. The video touches basis about Michael Jackson 911 call and prescription drug abuse. Brian Oxman said that if you think the case of Anna Nicole Smith was a drug abuse – this is nothing compared to the drug abuse by Michael Jackson.

British The Sun reports that Michael Jackson took a dose of Demerol drug by injection. His breathing turned shallow and was slowed down until it eventually completely stopped. Demerol injection is a pain killer – it looks like it could be a Michael Jackson killer as well. It appears the Michael Jackson started taking Demerol back in 1984 to ease pain he sustained after burning his head filming Pepsi commercial. He also suffered from pain after breaking his leg and vertebra and Demerol injection was his first line of defense against pain these injuries caused.

Audio recording of the 911 Call after Michael Jackson fell unconscious possibly as result of Demerol injection is below. Dr. Conrad Robert Murray is being questioned by the police in connection with death of Michael Jackson. The story still continues. Autopsy report from the coroner is expected soon. 911 call audio in the video below:

Even though I’m not a Michael Jackson fan and never have been, I recognize his contributions to the music industry and humanity as general. His music did not speak to me, but it spoke and still does to millions upon millions. His death was a shock. It came out of the blue, without warning and without signs. May the King of Pop rest in peace (BTW, what we refer to as “pop” here in Canada is what our American friends refer to as “soda” but that’s not the point. We’re talking about a different type of pop). Above is the video of my favorite Michael Jackson song. Give In To Me was recorded with Slash, legendary Guns’n'Roses guitarist on guitar. RIP, Michael Jackson.