While Alessandra Ambrosio is a pretty hot piece of ass and looks smoking in the bikini for Victoria’s Secret, she didn’t blow me off my socks as much as Miranda Kerr yesterday. These are just some paparazzi pictures, not officially released Victoria Secret photos of Alessandra Ambrosio which may be the reason why.

Brazilian chicks never did it for me. They lack cuteness. It’s all mass sexism, no girl next door cuteness in Brazil. Victoria’s Secret clearly has some marketing plans behind their belt which would explain why there are so many leaked pictures of their top models in bikini lately. Must have something to do with upcoming Christmas season. Enjoy the pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio if you like Brazilian ass in the gallery below:

Alessandra Ambrosio Pictures by FamePictures.com

Just when you thought loser Apple fanboys couldn’t get any more moronic, they’ve managed to outdo themselves. Again! As failed response to complete pwnage of iPhones by Droid Does, small dick losers also known as desperate owners of Apple products pulled a miserable attempt at letting everyone know that even though they are stuck with biggest piece of shit made by failed company, they are gonna keep shoving it up their lose anal cavity cause once a fanboy, always a loser.

The biggest FAIL of the iDon’t Care failure is the part where it says “iDon’t buy brands that bash other brands.” ROTFLMFAO – you failed loser of a fanboy. Apple can’t make a working product so they are unable to offer any highlights of it in their ads. As a result each Apple ad is about bashing other products. What’s that failed Mac retard’s name again from Apple’s ads? Justin Long or something? And you’re gonna tell me you don’t buy brands that bash other brands? Effin loser. Like I would expect something more sophisticated from Mac fanboy!

I love chicks who have big gap between their thighs. Any woman who puts her legs together and you would still fit your fist between her thighs because her general vaginal area is that wide are the poop. Chicks like that have well developed pubic bone and make for excellent bumper when thrusting missionary style. Miranda Kerr is like that. While any hot vagina model who poses for Victorias Secret loses browney points for being a Victoria Secret model, it does pay for something being able to see the uber gap between her thighs.

Miranda Kerr’s hot body rules even though I don’t particularly care for her face. I’ve never noticed it until the last minute. That bikini body rules the shite though. Nice, tight little ass and flat stomach – how can you go wrong?

Gallery of pictures featuring Miranda Kerr and her hot body that rules in Victoria’s Secret bikini is below:

Giuliano Stroe is a 5 year old kid from Romania (yes, that’s where Dracula’s Castle is located) who is in the Guinness Book of Worlds Records for his unsurpassed hand walking skills. Despite his age, the 5 year old body builder Giuliano Stroe sports a six pack most grown men can’t show. He probably can’t even read yet (not sure at what age the kids start to go to school in Romania) and his name is already in the Guinness Book of Worlds Records and that’s not because he was born into something. He’s there because of hard work he put towards his body building.

I’m not an expert on child development, but I’d say it’s a bit early to put a preschool kid through weight lifting training, but who cares, really. By the time Giuliano Stroe grows pubic hair he’ll be famous enough to get any vagina he wants and if he keeps it up with the six pack, he’s gonna have ladies sit on him like flies of bucket of honey. If early age body building cripples Giuliano Stroe up in an older age, he won’t give a poop anyway. The point is to eff as much pussy as one can while he still can. Giuliano Stroe’s gonna get a lot of it and pretty soon. Keep it up kid. You’ll be glad you did.

The video of Giuliano Stroe, the 5 Year Old Body Builder from Romania that took off on the internet and made the kid the most popular viral thing for a few days is below:

So I haven’t been around much lately because I’m traveling around the world, but when the story of Cheerleader Desiree Jennings was brought to my attention, I lost all hope for humanity again. Do you people actually believe this story? Do you actually believe Desiree Jennings suffers from some “rare disorder” called Dystonia which she should have developed after getting a flu shot? While I can imagine flu shots can go wrong in all sorts of manner, why is it always a failed cheerleader of below average looks who believes she’s the next superstar but the stardom has been avoiding her that comes with gut wrenching story for publicity? Why is it not some normal girl who pulls publicity stunt of this kind?

I’m having hard time believing Desiree Jennings’ story no matter how much she tries to play nerve wrecking moves when she stops running. I can’t believe the news reporter is playing her game and doesn’t simply tell her to quit the bullshit and start acting like an adult she should be. Was he so taken aback by her below average looks he had to play a puppet on a string? That’s some seriously pathetic shit right there. Too many question marks in a simple equation. Desiree Jennings got her 5 minutes of fame. I’ll eat a cactus if her story is true and she actually suffered from real neurological disorder after that flu shot. Is Dystonia just a name for something doctor’s don’t even know what it is?

Video of bad acting skills on behalf of Desiree Jennings and a news reporter is below. Seems pretty pathetic to me, to be honest.

This cute timelapse video will answer the question that’s been on your mind forever – what do my cats do at home while I’m at work. The answer is in the video but let me spoil it for you – a big pile of nothing. They sleep, then sleep some more, then twitch and sleep on. Life of cats is this tough. Cute

I’m pretty sure this dude is not just drunk. He’s taken some good shit and it messed up with his head beyond reckoning. He clearly doesn’t mean any harm, but he’s fucked up too much and everything just twists before his eyes. Back in a day, drunk Russian on his epic quest to get home was the drunkest guy on the face of the planet, right now it is this guy in the convenience store.

This video, albeit long gave me countless LOLs. SO fucking funny it’s beyond words. He even has munchies and wants to send them away with beer so he correctly navigates to the isle with cold beer and initiates his quest to buy a box. He’s failing miserably but still remains pretty cool. Too drunk to achieve anything, though. Hilarious

Dolphins are the most bad ass animals. They always appear to smile and have skills that blow my mind. Did you know dolphins can sense when someone is pregnant, even if it’s a human and would protect such woman bearing a child as if she was bearing one of their own? Dolphins kick that much ass. In this video, a group of dolphins swim before the ship with some scientists and as there are jellyfish around, they casually send them afloat by smacking the crap out of them with their fins. Dolphins kicking jellyfish around like there’s no tomorrow. I love dolphins.

Everything released by Apple has been a FAIL! Every person using Apple products is a FAIL! But of all Apple’s failures, nothing shines as bright as iPhone. iPhone is the king of FAIL, unless you consider long lasting, ongoing FAIL of Macintosh computers. To add salt to the wound, Verizon has released an ad that mocks the crap out of iPhone. Everything iPhone iDon’t, Droid Does. Mocking iPhone like that gives Verizon and Droid Does extra brownie points, but even Droid Does failed in the fact that it’s powered by Google Android 2.0. Anything powered by Google Anything is bound to FAIL. Nevertheless, the Anti-iPhone ad by Verizon is pretty bad ass.

The following is what Motorola Droid Does, while iPhone iDon’t:

• iDon’t have a real keyboard
• iDon’t run simultaneous apps
• iDon’t take 5-megapixel pictures
• iDon’t customize
• iDon’t run widgets
• iDon’t allow open development
• iDon’t take pictures in the dark
• iDon’t have interchangeable batteries

EVerything iDon’t, Droid Does!

Canadian Globe and Mail newspaper published results of the study focused on discovering the most and the least stressful jobs as conducted by Erich Dierdorff – assistant professor of management at DePaul University. Without further ado, let’s get right down to the lists of both most stressful jobs and least stressful jobs:

List of Most Stressful Jobs

• Police officers
• Fire fighters
• Family or general practice physicians

List of Least Stressful Jobs

• Taxi drivers
• Insurance adjusters
• Bank tellers

By looking at the lists, you’re probably thinking the same I was thinking – yet another bullshit study that proved absolutely nothing. Just as majority of studies before. Or family or general practitioners I have known in my life took 6 week vacations 5 times a year. They work 4 day workweeks and come to work 2 hours late anytime they feel like. How is that effin stressful?

On the other hand taxi drivers often struggle to make ends meet and have to navigate in shitty traffic dealing with potential dangers of gang activities and pimping in the world outside. How is that not stressful? This study proved a big pile of shit.

The only thing potentially relevant about this study were the work/family conflicts. After studying people in 126 professions, Erich Dierdorff found that those from the most stressful job list faced much more conflicts in personal lives and those from least stressful jobs list faced the least conflicts in personal lives. The conclusion was that jobs with high levels of interaction contribute to increased stress levels yadda yadda, which basically makes entire study laughable because the jobs of the least stressful jobs list are all jobs that are based on constant interaction with others. All I can say about these lists is – FAIL!

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