Cheerleader Desiree Jennings and her Dystonia Bullshit Flu Shot Story

October 26th, 2009

So I haven’t been around much lately because I’m traveling around the world, but when the story of Cheerleader Desiree Jennings was brought to my attention, I lost all hope for humanity again. Do you people actually believe this story? Do you actually believe Desiree Jennings suffers from some “rare disorder” called Dystonia which she should have developed after getting a flu shot? While I can imagine flu shots can go wrong in all sorts of manner, why is it always a failed cheerleader of below average looks who believes she’s the next superstar but the stardom has been avoiding her that comes with gut wrenching story for publicity? Why is it not some normal girl who pulls publicity stunt of this kind?

I’m having hard time believing Desiree Jennings’ story no matter how much she tries to play nerve wrecking moves when she stops running. I can’t believe the news reporter is playing her game and doesn’t simply tell her to quit the bullshit and start acting like an adult she should be. Was he so taken aback by her below average looks he had to play a puppet on a string? That’s some seriously pathetic shit right there. Too many question marks in a simple equation. Desiree Jennings got her 5 minutes of fame. I’ll eat a cactus if her story is true and she actually suffered from real neurological disorder after that flu shot. Is Dystonia just a name for something doctor’s don’t even know what it is?

Video of bad acting skills on behalf of Desiree Jennings and a news reporter is below. Seems pretty pathetic to me, to be honest.

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15 Responses to “Cheerleader Desiree Jennings and her Dystonia Bullshit Flu Shot Story”

Nick – November 1st, 2009 at 3:02 pm

You’re such a jerk! How could you be so cruel? I’ve read a few of your posts and I cannot even believe what little sympathy you have for such unfortunate individuals. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Erica – November 5th, 2009 at 2:14 pm

http://www.dystonia-foundation.org/pages/dystonia___flu_vaccine/569.php

Because it’s NOT dystonia!!

A Boogers – November 7th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

I have to agree this story has balloon girl written all over it. I think she is a crappy actress and is about to launch a promising career. Grainy sex tape to follow shortly. Check out another skeptic of the scam, although not as cynical as I am to claim Desiree is in on it. Come on people, where’s your bullshit detectors?
http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2009/11/desiree_jennings_cured.php

JESSICA – November 17th, 2009 at 4:41 pm

YOUR AN ASSHOLE.Say it is true… What then! How low can some people get! You said you lost all hope for humanity???!! Yeah with people like you I see why! Do you really have nothing better to do? I mean with all your “traveling around the world” and all. HA HA you mean you sit in front of a computer surfing the net all day… Really though who are you to say this is bullshit? GROW UP AND GET A BETTER HOBBY

JESSICA – November 17th, 2009 at 4:43 pm

I sense jealousy as well… How many times are you going to mention her “below average” looks? Seriously she gorgeous… wow you are really ignorant.

Dan – November 17th, 2009 at 6:02 pm

Yeah im going to have to agree with Jessica. Obviosly its not acting, the doctors would notice if it was acting. And im not seein these below average looks, your probably some fat guy with no life and nothing better to do with his time.

KRYSTAL – November 25th, 2009 at 12:41 pm

GET YOUR KNIFE AND FORK OUT AND YOU MAY NEED A BEER TO WASH DOWN THE CACTUS!!

Kyle – December 3rd, 2009 at 9:22 pm

Ha i agree with you for most of it i mean sure she could have had it and if she did i would more then gladly appologize for this but she is actually pretty good lookin lol

John – December 5th, 2009 at 1:02 pm

Like Kyle, I agree she doesn’t have “below average” looks and that she’s actually very attractive – I do think this smells of hoax.

I did a little research on this disease and the Dystonia Medical Research Foundation website (along with other sites) claims this disease affects roughly 300,000 people in North America (out of a population of roughly 530 million). So according to that site, this disease affects about 500 people out of a million instead of just 1 out of a million that is claimed by the reporter – i.e. though it’s still pretty uncommon with it affecting only 5% of North America’s population – it’s not quite as rare as one in a million (.0001%).

And so I also find it questionable that she is the only one who has supposedly gotten dystonia as a result of taking the flu shot. It would seem plausible that they are purposely skewing the numbers to make the disease seem rarer than what it actually is, which is a more attractive news story than quoting the true statistics.

John – December 6th, 2009 at 3:50 pm

Although I’d definitiely bang her I’d have to say your BS diagnosis has been confirmed for certain.

kostantinos – December 16th, 2009 at 1:09 am

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/diseases/facts/dystonia.htm

youre all bullshit

spitfire – July 23rd, 2010 at 9:10 pm

this is very ignorant for medically uneducated people TO SAY THIS GIRL BEAUTIFUL OR UGLY is faking. there were alot of people that had bad side affects over the flu shots. they just didn’t have the money to publicise this problem. in fact there was a pregant that died after receiving this shot. there are alot of people miss dainosed every year by docters. i feel like they are upset and embaressed that they didn’t catch this these hospitals are probably getting kick backs from the shot and don’t want to lose that money.

spitfire – July 23rd, 2010 at 9:15 pm

i feel very stupid after reading my message because i miss spelled alot of words and left out alot to. i just hope my point got across. docters are not perfect and the world puts to much faith in them to, they are only human. who is to say that docters practice is bullshit different things work for differnt people and it helped that he tried to help her and did.

morgan – July 25th, 2010 at 10:17 pm

Man, you american hate each other so much I am waiting for the day one of your own nukes the entire gulag you live in. It won’t be foreigners, you hate each other much more than anybody hates you. Take it from someone looking into your craphole: None of your botox collagen silicone women would do ANYTHING on tv that made them look that way. Get real! You’re probably also a guy who thinks beer and steak lead to a strong heart and tough liver

morgan – July 25th, 2010 at 10:21 pm

Wait.. the funniest part of this story and the skeptical comments are that they are from same people who wouldn’t take the flu shot because they were skeptical of its safety. The skeptics like it both ways, skeptics thats its safe when the government says it is, then skeptics thats its unsafe when the people disover it isn’t! HAHAHAHA

Cheerleader Desiree Jennings and her Dystonia Bullshit Flu Shot Story