Britney Spears is still, hands down the sexiest woman in show business. The new look she sported for 2010 only makes her so much hotter. Even after two kids and in MILF years, Britney Spears safely delivers tingles to my testicular hair. To get right to the point, I’m digging the Britney Spears New Look for 2010.

The new hairdo works really well with naughty, nerdy girl look that hides behind those monstrous glasses. Everybody wants to do a naughty nerd from a library and that’s exactly what Britney Spears achieved. But what’s with the hand gestures. Her left hand is into devil horns while her right hand just points a finger like she’s trying to feel a first time lesbian vagina. Also, who’s the douche in sunglasses next to her? He has this “I’m so effin important” look on his face it’s hilarious.

Props to you Brit, your new look for 2010 kicks butt. Gallery of more latest pictures of Britney Spears is below:

Britney Spears New Look for 2010 photos by Fame Pictures

Here’s the breaking news update regarding the latest experiment on the Large Hadron Collider – the New Era of Physics is upon us. As you see in the photo above, the scientists from CERN – European Organization for Nuclear Research are clapping their hands in joy after Large Hadron Collider, their $10 Billion project that took 16 years to realize has successfully directed subatomic particles – two proton beams into each other, smashing them at three times more force than ever before. The beams reached 99% of the speed of light.

CERN scientists are now analyzing the data collected and are hoping to find smaller particles and make other discoveries that may revolutionize the world of physics. Large Hadron Collider is 17 miles in circumference and capable of whipping up the energy levels of protons to 3.5 trillion electron volts each. It is possible that this proton collision will cast some light on the beginning of the world, the dark matter and “higgs” – obscure and out of reach particles believed to imbue other particles with mass.

Once Large Hadron Collider is brought to its intended capacity, that will be a whole different news update. When that is achieved, the protons will be accelerated to 7 trillion electron volts and when smashed against each other at such energy level, the particles and forces that ruled the world and time as we know it during the first trillionth of a second of its existence will be revealed.

CERN Geneva Photo by Fabrice Coffrini – Agence France-Presse, Getty Images

While Brazil is the gore capital of the world and one of the most dangerous places for anyone to venture into, they occasionally breed a half decent looking ho. Otherwise Brazilian chicks are not hot at all. All those fake tits and tucked in dicks don’t do it for me, but most of all that displeasing Latino feel… ewww! Alessandra Ambrosio – when captured right looks half decent, otherwise she just looks too Brazilian which is plain nasty. However any slender chick who wears white panties and flashes them at onlookers and photographers gets a thumbs up from me, hence photos on Beer Steak.

As you know, Beer Steak is a family friendly blog so I can’t post naked pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio, however it is not difficult to find them if you’re willing to look. Perhaps that fact – the fact that internet is full of half naked pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio is the reason why she doesn’t even try to cover her coochie as she’s getting out of a car knowing damn well the paparazzi will have a ton of shots of her flashing her white panties. Why be a lady anyway?

Alessandra Ambrosio White Panties Flash photos by Pacific Coast News

This is easily one of the most fascinating thing you will have seen your whole life. The video shows World Air Traffic for 24 hours as seen from Space (view from satellite). Each yellow dot represents a plane that’s in the air during a 24 hour period.

Since whole day of the World Air Traffic is captured on the video, you will see the day and night moving west from the east. It is amazing to take notice of how air traffic slows down and stops as night falls on an area. The least traffic seems to be in early morning hours of the day – between 2am and 5am.

You can also notice the overnight traffic from the USA to England timed to arrive in London in the morning. As the day progresses, the flights to Europe slow down and eventually stop and the traffic reverses with flights to the American continent. Air traffic over Europe is insane during daytime hours and the same happens in North America as European traffic slows down for the night.

Obviously, even though the video demonstrate the world air traffic, the yellow dots only represent larger aircraft. Smaller planes which are not equipped with transponders are not shown. Did you know that on a worldwide scale, 51,000 planes are in the air in any given minute? The pollution impact from air planes must be atrocious.

Cameron Diaz may be 38 year old, but she still has legs long and sexy like a gazelle. Who would have thought? Despite her acne infested face and a mouth that can take four stiff cocks in, Cameron Diaz looks pretty damn hot in the right outfit. It’s all in the legs and she’s got them.

The pictures are from the set of an upcoming movie Cameron Diaz stars in – it’s called Bad Teacher. In the movie, Cameron Diaz plays the role of Elizabeth Halsey who’s an annoying teacher that feeds off of a sugar daddy but shit hits the fan after sugar daddy dumps her (no matter how sexy your legs, they are always replaceable and there’s bound to be somebody out there with hotter legs yet – this is just a movie though). Freshly dumped, the bad teacher starts hitting on her well-loved colleague. Justin Timberlake is also in the movie.

I’d totally get my car washed at Jammers Car Wash. Cameron Diaz would have to smear my glass with soapy sponge held with her feet so I get good visual of those long, sexy legs. Gallery of more pictures of Cameron Diaz’ legs is below:

Cameron Diaz Legs Photos by FAME

Meet 101 year old Zhang Ruifang from Linlou village in Henan province, China. Zhang Ruifang began developing the protrusion on her head last year which grew into a 6cm long devil horn. Another devil horn is starting to protrude on the opposite side of the top of her forehead making the appearance of the devil complete. Barack Obama is probably aware of it and is on his way to China as we speak.

There is no scientific explanation as to why horns started to grow on the head of Zhang Ruifang but some speculate that this is what’s known as a cutaneous horn. Cutaneous horns could form up as a result of excess of protein called keratin. Compacted keratin is what human hair and nails are made up of. In animals, keratin forms feathers, wool and… horns. This just made Barack Obama cry. He thought his right hand has descended on the Earth, but an old woman in China is not the devil. The devil is me, I have just not developed the ability to grow horns.

Video of 101 Year Old Zhang Ruifang aka Woman with Devil Horns is below. Pretty crazy but why does the camera operator have to keep poking her in the other horn. She should gore her like a bull with the big horn.

That nasty thing in a photo above is Melissa Smith. Melissa Smith is a stripper who’s currently taking full advantage of the fact that she’s been the mistress of Jessie James for two years and looked around to sell her story to the highest bidder. It’s like the Tiger Woods case of transgressions happening all over again. Unfaithful, married people from the spotlight have affairs with mistresses and once the news of first comes to light, many more start emerging from the woodworks sensing the only opportunity in their life to get to the spotlight and fill in their bank accounts (or should I say “blank” accounts).

Melissa Smith met with Jessie James on the internet after he posted an online ad on MySpace that he’s looking for a large-breasted, tattooed model. Judging by the photo of Melissa Smith obtained by the Star Magazine, we have the following: large breasted – CHECK, tattooed – CHECK, model – LOL. Melissa Smith has the face of an overused trucker whore who’s been serving at a far away motel stop for way too long. How’s that for a model? Melissa Smith told the Star Magazine that:

After a few exchanges, he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave me his e-mail address with the name Vanilla Gorilla.

The e-relationship between an overused stripped and a cheater celebrity husband has evolved and a trip to California followed. Melissa Smith came to have a ride in one of Jessie James’ cars and ended up riding more than just the passenger’s seat. Afterall, you don’t travel to California for nothing. Their secretive relationship aka fucking behind the back of Sandra Bullock continued for two years. Jessie James never used protection during that time, however if you mostly do her up the ass and ejaculate in her eye sockets, the risk of unwanted pregnancy is diminished. I wouldn’t expect a trucker hooker to be able to bear children anyway. Herpes infestation must have killed all fertile eggs by now.

I can’t help but bring up the point nobody else does. This is the problem with contemporary journalism – people don’t understand people. They don’t see what’s behind the curtain, can’t read between the lines. So let me be the first to ask – how much does Sandra Bullock suck in bed? Let me ask that again cause you didn’t get it – Sandra Bullock quite possibly doesn’t give quality blowjobs, doesn’t swallow, doesn’t take it in the ass, doesn’t… fill in the blank. So what’s a guy supposed to do? Yes, Jessie James was married to a celebrity many men would wish to stick their man-sticks into, but perhaps if they knew what Jessie James knows, they wouldn’t be so eager. A husband whose wife keeps him happy in bed doesn’t need to go out of his way to look for spare pussy on MySpace. If Jessie James ended up desperate enough to even fuck someone like Melissa Smith or Michelle “Bobby” McGee, then how much did he have to be neglected by Sandra Bullock?

Joe Biden, the #2 moran right after his master Barack Obama has been caught dropping an F-Bomb while he was introducing his big buddy who was getting ready to sign the health care reform bill. Because health care problem is such a big f$%king deal, Joe Biden smiled at Barack Obama, shook his hand and did that half hugging thing with attempted cheek kiss during which he told the president that “This is a big F-BOMB deal”. Ridiculously, the audience stood up and gave Barack Obama a standing ovation. How to they pick those half brain idiots for the audience? Do they need to give the simpletons hints on when to stand up, when to clap and when to bend over and take it from behind like the obedient sheep they are?

Video of Joe Biden dropping an F-Bomb is above. You have to listen closely because he kind of whispers the f-bomb in Obama’s ear so it’s not very audible, but it’s there.

When judicial system turns into a joke and starts punishing offenders of no-crimes with ridiculousness, you know the society has reached the level of a Japanese Gameshow. The guy in the video is from Petersburg, Indiana. He was arrested and found guilty of sexting a minor. The judge decided not to send him to jail. Instead he was served a different punishment – he had to spend an hour promenading himself at a public space, wearing a sandwich board with an announcement on it that he’d sent obscene messages to a 17 year old whore. Actually, word “whore” was not on the board but that’s what little slut was. Wait. I hope I won’t get punished by a sandwich board for calling a spade a spade. Afterall, this spade is a minor so one has to watch his tongue.

Now that I think about it, I would actually enjoy that profusely. I don’t know any 17 year olds to sext them something obscene, but even without conviction, I should just get myself a sandwich board, write some ridiculous thing on it, such as that I am being punished for giving a minor a foot massage and promenade myself on a busy street just for the heck of it. Better yet, we should make it a Beer Steak event, get dozens of people and turn it into a mockery of the judicial system which has become a complete joke.

BTW, Oprah has suggested that the 17 year old minor responsible for the sandwich board punishment is exactly what I said above she is – filthy little slut who sucks random peen at random parties. She must be that innocent minor the judge wanted to protect from sexual predators!

Do you know what Miley Cyrus is scared of? Apparently she’s scared of needles but what’s more important is why kids are always so scared of Miley Cyrus. In a video above, one year old girl shows how much she hates Miley Cyrus – at least that’s what her dad claims. While a song by Miley Cyrus plays, baby starts to scream, then when dad puts on Bon Jovi, baby starts to laugh. Dad is just plain dumb.

Dad thinks his baby hates Miley, but he has no idea what really is going on. If you take a closer look, it appears as though the dad had a Mac computer. Every baby, unless suffering from complete lack of intelligence is bound to puke when you put it before a Mac. Unless you play an old school Bon Jovi tune – certain Bon Jovi tunes are so epic, they even negate the bullshit Mac computers induce in people. Miley Cyrus can sleep well. She still has a long way to go before she can match Apple products with lameness.