When judicial system turns into a joke and starts punishing offenders of no-crimes with ridiculousness, you know the society has reached the level of a Japanese Gameshow. The guy in the video is from Petersburg, Indiana. He was arrested and found guilty of sexting a minor. The judge decided not to send him to jail. Instead he was served a different punishment – he had to spend an hour promenading himself at a public space, wearing a sandwich board with an announcement on it that he’d sent obscene messages to a 17 year old whore. Actually, word “whore” was not on the board but that’s what little slut was. Wait. I hope I won’t get punished by a sandwich board for calling a spade a spade. Afterall, this spade is a minor so one has to watch his tongue.

Now that I think about it, I would actually enjoy that profusely. I don’t know any 17 year olds to sext them something obscene, but even without conviction, I should just get myself a sandwich board, write some ridiculous thing on it, such as that I am being punished for giving a minor a foot massage and promenade myself on a busy street just for the heck of it. Better yet, we should make it a Beer Steak event, get dozens of people and turn it into a mockery of the judicial system which has become a complete joke.

BTW, Oprah has suggested that the 17 year old minor responsible for the sandwich board punishment is exactly what I said above she is – filthy little slut who sucks random peen at random parties. She must be that innocent minor the judge wanted to protect from sexual predators!