Joan Tuckruskye - PTA Official Busted for Sex with 13 Year Old
December 16th, 2008
Motherfucking DAMN! Why the fuck were there no MILF teachers willing to give me hand jobs when I was 13 year old. Pisses me off each time I hear about it. Why did shit like that never happen to me? This day ain’t to a good start at all. Anyway… Joan Tuckruskye - pictured in a hot mugshot above is a 44 year old MILF, and a PTA official. PTA of course being the Parent Teacher Association means that the 13 year old kid who rubbed his genital juices with this ho scored extra points.
Joan Tuckruskye was caught half naked in the back seat of her 2008 Nissan Pathfinder with a half naked 13 year old boy. Both had their bottom halves bared - straight for genital juices, fuck the tits. The boy was not identified by the police, but he’s a lucky motherfucker. That can’t be said of Joan Tuckruskye. Something is telling me that her warm seat at the Baldwin PTA is about to expire under her horny ass. She seriously deserves that. Why the fuck would she go have sex with a 13 year old in a parking lot behind the Meadow Elementary School on Northern Boulevard in Nassau. Bitch needs to learn the basics of having sex with minors. Few simple steps:
- never have sex with minors right behind schools
- never leave car’s engine running
It’s that simple. How could she screw up on that? Now instead of being a member of PTA - Parent Teacher Association, she’s gonna become a member of PTUA - Parent Tapping Underage Ass. The kid will have lots of stories to tell and his peers will have hard time taking away his bragging rights. I mean, who would they have to score with in order to beat that kid? High five!
The mother of three Joan Tuckruskye has been charged with endangering the welfare of a child. There is no evidence the couple actually had sex at the back of her SUV. The cop caught them half naked, but not engaging in naughty things. Of course both Joan Tuckruskye and the kid claimed they were just kidding. The kid actually told the police officer that he was 18 year old. Further examination revealed that he was merely 13. Obviously he wanted that 44 year old pussy as much as she wanted his 13 year old cock.
I want to take this opportunity and will point out the obvious - had it been a 44 year old man who was caught at the back seat of an SUV half naked with a half naked 13 year old skank, he’d get fucking castrated. Since it was a woman, she didn’t even go to jail immediately - no bail no nothing. Joan Tuckruskye is not even gonna serve time, she’s gonna get probation and that’s it. Maybe a slap on the wrost. That’s what “endangering a minor” means to me. It definitely doesn’t sound the same as “sex offender” which would have been the name for the man caught with a 13 year old pussy hole.
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