Is there anyone who could pull being 40 as well as mother of 1 and Game of Thrones (GoT) Actress, Lena Headey?
Barely any make-up, curly thick long hair, wearing jeans and a simple and THANK God! A white tank top that is just the right sheer that traces her jutting nipples.
Lena Headey without a doubt is a MILF. A very hot one!
Britney Spears is still, hands down the sexiest woman in show business. The new look she sported for 2010 only makes her so much hotter. Even after two kids and in MILF years, Britney Spears safely delivers tingles to my testicular hair. To get right to the point, I’m digging the Britney Spears New Look for 2010.
The new hairdo works really well with naughty, nerdy girl look that hides behind those monstrous glasses. Everybody wants to do a naughty nerd from a library and that’s exactly what Britney Spears achieved. But what’s with the hand gestures. Her left hand is into devil horns while her right hand just points a finger like she’s trying to feel a first time lesbian vagina. Also, who’s the douche in sunglasses next to her? He has this “I’m so effin important” look on his face it’s hilarious.
Props to you Brit, your new look for 2010 kicks butt. Gallery of more latest pictures of Britney Spears is below:
Britney Spears New Look for 2010 photos by Fame Pictures
If you read Beer Steak Blog religiously like you should, you already know I have a major beef with getting teachers who like to play with genitals of their students busted for engaging in sexual conducts with these youth. Most of the time it’s the case of a female teacher and a male student who gets a taste of quality MILF boinking while he’s still young. This is not the case of the lapdance at Churchill High School in Winnipeg which saw two teachers suspended pending further investigation of this video.
I don’t know what the fuss is all about. Cool female teacher from Churchill High School was sitting on a chair while male teacher gave her a lapdance which also included simulated oral sex. This was supposed to be a fun pep rally but parents who were present got all feisty and reported their asses. I hope the students whose parents are responsible for making a big deal out of this entertainment piece get bullied and mocked for the rest of their lives. Instead of a couple of cool teachers who are up for anything fun, Churchill High School in Winnipeg will now be served by strict protocol-followers with no sense of “cool”. Great job! Petition to unsuspend the teachers should be immediately initiated and students should refuse to study until their awesome teachers have their positions reinstated… and do a lapdance for everyone at least once a week. Afterall, this is Winnipeg, Manitoba. They copulate with each other like inbreds all the time. Leave teachers alone, I mean it!
Claudia Schiffer was once the most coveted supermodel of the world. All my friends had her pictures on their dressers and posters on the walls. These days are long gone, because time doesn’t stop for anyone even if they once were a famous supermodel. Claudia Schiffer is pregnant and pregnancy often means deterioration of woman’s looks. However, judging by these Claudia Schiffer pregnant pics, despite her age, she looks mighty good. Aside from those distasteful shades, I’d say Claudia Schiffer is one super hot MILF.
There is no doubt that her body is covered in stretch marks and likely looks nothing like when we saw her in bikini back then, but I still maintain that despite triple pregnancy, Claudia Schiffer remains one of the finest woman around. Being originally German, she’d still have that harsh German accent that’s bund to give the woody no matter what. Unfortunately, her vagina is reserved for Matthew Vaughn, Claudia Schiffer’s husband who deposited his naughty sperm into her womb causing that baby bump we see in the pics to develop.
Claudia Schiffer is expected to give birth to her third child in May of 2010. The pics were taken in London, England, the gallery is below.
Claudia Schiffer Pregnant Pics by Bauer/Griffin
This ugly, blond haired, fake tittied skank who refers to herself as a MILF made a spoof of CopperCab’s Gingers Have Souls rant. While I find her atrociously ugly and irritating, I must give her props for memorizing much of Ginger’s rant and pulling off her own parody of it. MILFs Have Souls would actually be pretty funny if it was done by a MILF, not a third grade wannabe porn star.
When you look at someone like this human waste in the video above, you no longer wonder why some men talk about shoving their junk down skank’s throat to shut her up. She doesn’t have the presence and charisma of CopperCab and comes out as boring and sad. She doesn’t have the looks either and when she made the reference to raising a kid, all of my red lights went berserk. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had spawned a bastard when she was 16 cause that’s about all she could do with the brain capacity she sports, but I can’t imagine her bringing the kid up. It’s either in her parent’s care or has been adopted by someone with brain.
Tamara Mellon is a multi-millionaire, president of Johnny Choo designer shoes company and a former girlfriend of Christian Slater. She doesn’t look too bad for an old hog, but don’t let those finely defined breasts underneath the bikini deceive you. Tamara Mellon had plastic surgery done on her tits and when she’s in any position other than upright, they look horrendous. You know how skin wrinkles up along the sides of woman’s torso when she has silicones in her breasts and bends over? Yeah, that’s what Tamara Mellon looks like thanks to plastic surgery. Other than fake tits, Tamara Mellon looks mighty good in the bikini for a 43 year old MILF.
Tamara Mellon photo by Bauer Griffin
Here’s a sight you don’t see too often – daughter of a dead president in swimwear. JFK’s daughter Caroline Kennedy was photographed by ever present paparazzi going for a swim in the ocean wearing single piece swimwear. Too bad she is not brave enough (or maybe she is, just didn’t feel like) to put on the bikini, otherwise we’d have far more interesting set of Caroline Kennedy photos.
I’m trying to think of something positive to say about Caroline Kennedy, but she was a Barack Obama ass-kisser during his presidential campaign which basically renders her completely useless. Caroline is the only daughter of former US president John Fitzgerald Kennedy who is still alive. In January and February of 2009 there were rumors on the web that Caroline Kennedy had an affair and that her husband Edwin Schlossberg filed for divorce. The rumors were either played down by smart couple or were believed to have been related to other some other Kennedy (perhaps confused with Mary Kerry Kennedy – Caroline’s cousin?).
Below is the gallery of photos of rather flat-chested Caroline Kennedy. I give her kudos for keeping her natural breasts, regardless of how big or small they are. Furthermore – Caroline Kennedy is one hot MILF:
Caroline Kennedy Photos Fame Pictures
38 year old Kelly Coffman-Lee from Denver, Colorado says she’s a vegan who loves Tofu so much, she wanted a personalized license plate which would clearly express her love for tofu. Because number of letters you can put on a license plate is limited, Kelly Coffman-Lee abbreviated her originally intended “I LOVE TOFU” into ILVTOFU and applied for a vanity license plate with her local DMV (Division of Motor Vehicles). When DMV official saw the tofu license plate and put a big “rejected” sign on it because of possible double meaning. And rightly so.
According to Mark Couch, a spokesman for Colorado Department of Revenue, FU is not allowed on license plates as it can be misrepresented as “street language for sex”. That’s the way he put it, cause he needs to remain politically correct, I’d say it straight: “Bitch says she wants a tofu license plate but she just wants to let everyone know that she’s a horny cougar who wants to fuck”. It’s like re-living If You Seek Amy all over again, only on a smaller scale.
Seriously, I believe DMV made the right decision. Even though the reason they rejected the tofu license plate was because they have strict guidelines they have to follow. According to the officials, they regularly meet in order to make sure license plates are free of letters that abbreviate drug terms, gang slang or obscene phrases. So they really just followed their protocol when they rejected the ILVTOFU, but I read this Kelly Coffman-Lee like an open book and this is what I see:
Kelly Coffman-Lee is a 38 year old woman – in other words, she’s a horny cougar in heat. Her clit is probably size of boar penis with brain of its own and it’s constantly asking to get rubbed. Secondly – I don’t care how much you love tofu, I don’t care if all you ever eat is tofu, I don’t even care if you’re so fond of tofu you stick it up your vagina to masturbate with it. But nobody in the damn world ever wants a tofu license plate – a license plate which would say ILVTOFU – just because of your love for tofu. Regardless of how much you love tofu and how big a part of your life tofu is, nobody would ever want that expressed on their license plate. I’ve seen weird in my time, but nobody is this weird. This Kelly Coffman-Lee is simply one horny MILF who really needs to get it on at all times and love for good fuck is definitely a worthy cause for a vanity license plate. Love for tofu is NOT. It just happened that “I Love To Fuck You” abbreviates to ILVTOFU hence tofu came in as handy excuse. Well, surprise… it didn’t work for you, Kelly Coffman-Lee. You ain’t fooling anyone with that trickery!
Susanne Klatten is the heiress to the BMW empire and the richest woman in Germany. The 46-year-old heiress is also the 55th richest woman in the world, according to Forbes, with personal fortune of over $13 billion (damn). Helg Sgarbi is a 44-year-old Swiss gigolo who is basically a professional seducer. Both Susanne Klatten and Helg Sgarbi are making headlines all over Europe in what many local portals refer to as scandal of the century.
Swiss gigolo Helg Sgarbi, aside from being a professional seducer is obviously also a gold digger extraordinaire. Not only did her get to stick his nasty penis into the vagina of BMW heiress Susanne Klatten, he also videotaped it on camera and threatened to sell the sex tape to the highest bidder, unless Susanne Klatten pays him €49 Million. Helg Sgarbi later reduced the demanded sum to €14, but it was all in vain anyway, since Susanne Klatten has already reported to the authorities who got Helg Sgarbi arrested. He’s now awaiting trial.
Helg Sgarbi, who’s now known all over Europe as “Swiss Gigolo” allegedly blackmailed several wealthy women out of millions of Euros. If convicted, Swiss gigolo could spend up to 10 years in prison. That’s 10 years serving as Bubba’s bitch, instead of filming sex tapes with rich women.
Susanne Klatten is married and has 3 children. Helg Sgarbi used his charm and smooth talked BMW heiress into sucking his cock despite her family being out there. When time came to monetize on an affair with Germany’s richest woman, he told her he needed to borrow money becuase he got in trouble in Florida after hitting a gir with a car. Susanne Klatten secretly handed Swiss Gigolo 7 Million Euro. Later on, Helg Sgarbi that she leaves her family and puts €290 million into trust fund that would pay for their life together. That’s when Swiss gigolo started to cross the line.
Since hot cougar of a MILF showed him the finger, Helg Sgarbi blackmailed her with threats of selling the sex tape he had filmed (here’s hoping it leaks in some form). Now the dude is police custody, awaiting trial. Sounds like a good career anyway. I wander if unattractive, bolding, overweight Canadian from the basement could hook up with Susanne Klatten. I don’t need millions of Euros. Couple thousands to pay off my debt would suffice. What do you think Susanne, I give nice back massage, I swear.
Motherfucking DAMN! Why the fuck were there no MILF teachers willing to give me hand jobs when I was 13 year old. Pisses me off each time I hear about it. Why did shit like that never happen to me? This day ain’t to a good start at all. Anyway… Joan Tuckruskye – pictured in a hot mugshot above is a 44 year old MILF, and a PTA official. PTA of course being the Parent Teacher Association means that the 13 year old kid who rubbed his genital juices with this ho scored extra points.
Joan Tuckruskye was caught half naked in the back seat of her 2008 Nissan Pathfinder with a half naked 13 year old boy. Both had their bottom halves bared – straight for genital juices, fuck the tits. The boy was not identified by the police, but he’s a lucky motherfucker. That can’t be said of Joan Tuckruskye. Something is telling me that her warm seat at the Baldwin PTA is about to expire under her horny ass. She seriously deserves that. Why the fuck would she go have sex with a 13 year old in a parking lot behind the Meadow Elementary School on Northern Boulevard in Nassau. Bitch needs to learn the basics of having sex with minors. Few simple steps:
- never have sex with minors right behind schools
- never leave car’s engine running
It’s that simple. How could she screw up on that? Now instead of being a member of PTA – Parent Teacher Association, she’s gonna become a member of PTUA – Parent Tapping Underage Ass. The kid will have lots of stories to tell and his peers will have hard time taking away his bragging rights. I mean, who would they have to score with in order to beat that kid? High five!
The mother of three Joan Tuckruskye has been charged with endangering the welfare of a child. There is no evidence the couple actually had sex at the back of her SUV. The cop caught them half naked, but not engaging in naughty things. Of course both Joan Tuckruskye and the kid claimed they were just kidding. The kid actually told the police officer that he was 18 year old. Further examination revealed that he was merely 13. Obviously he wanted that 44 year old pussy as much as she wanted his 13 year old cock.
I want to take this opportunity and will point out the obvious – had it been a 44 year old man who was caught at the back seat of an SUV half naked with a half naked 13 year old skank, he’d get fucking castrated. Since it was a woman, she didn’t even go to jail immediately – no bail no nothing. Joan Tuckruskye is not even gonna serve time, she’s gonna get probation and that’s it. Maybe a slap on the wrost. That’s what “endangering a minor” means to me. It definitely doesn’t sound the same as “sex offender” which would have been the name for the man caught with a 13 year old pussy hole.