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Ever since the oil started spilling into the Gulf of Mexico after the rig Deepwater Horizon exploded on April 20, 2010, BP has been lying to people. At first they said that around 1,000 gallons of oils leaks into the sea every day, then it was 5,000 gallons a day and then the underwater video of the pipe gushing oil into Gulf of Mexico was posted on the internet and everyone with half a brain could see that the estimates were purposefully low. There are several litres of oil that get spewed into the sea every second. It’s a disastrous amount, definitely more than 5,000 gallons a day (see video below).

BP now claims that they are capturing about 5,000 gallons of oil from the leaking pipe every day. This basically proves that their initial estimates were way off and didn’t reflect the reality. But the most shocking fact about BP’s efforts is that instead of stopping the leak to prevent this ecological disaster from continuing, they focused on salvaging as much of the wasting oil as possible. As it always goes, none of the mainstream media picked up on it. It took me, the blogger to point the finger and say the truth out loud.

BP’s corporate greed won. In the name of preventing the ecological disaster, they are doing their darnest to capture as much of the leaking oil as possible because each litre captured is money in their pocket. And it makes them look like they are doing something for the environment now that poop has already hit the fan. Look at it this way:

The very last interest of any oil conglomerate is the environment. Why would it be otherwise? Carbon footprint of the modern civilization exists because oil companies make sure we are dependent on their source of wealth. It is natural that non oil dependent, environment friendly solutions endanger their positions. Oil companies make so much money selling oil, they can easily afford to lobby against and boycott production of electric cars, halt implementation of maglev trains and put a plug on every other means of sustainable transportation or production of energy. Their corporate greed has been on the win side since the first oil well was drilled and is now as strong as ever. And we’re supposed to believe that efforts put into containing the Gulf of Mexico oil spill by BP are environment focused? Forget it – they are solely and strictly profit focused. BP is doing everything to make the most out of the disaster hence the efforts to capture as much of the leaking oil as possible before any other efforts.

The scary part is that Hurricane season will start in the Caribbean soon. Too much oil has already been spilled and continues being spilled every day, but when hurricanes come and start stirring the seas, creating huge waves that will hammer the shorelines and halt all efforts to stop the spill, then we could see the oil affecting much broader a landmass than imaginable. Meanwhile, the corporate greed of oil companies continues to grow as fast as the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.

Video of the oil leak shows the pipe that’s 20″ in diameter spewing litres of oil into the Gulf of Mexico every second:

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Paul Mason of Ipswitch, Suffolk, UK is officially the World’s Fattest Man. The title used to belong to Mexican Manuel Uribe, but while Manuel Uribe kept losing weight to get married, Paul Mason kept stuffing his face until his weight grew over that of Manuel Uribe. The doctors have the name for being a fat ass – “compulsive eating disorder”. I have my own name for it: “being a lazy and spoiled f$%k with too much money to waste”.

70 stone, super obese Brit Paul Mason requires care which costs British tax payers £100,000 a year. Stuffing one’s face is easy and excuses for it are at hand at any time. It takes a lot of self control and sacrifice to not eat each time there’s an opportunity, but unlike Paul Mason, I try. I’m about 40 pounds over what I would like to be but I could easily reach the level of Paul Mason and become the world’s fattest man myself if I decided that I was gonna be a whiny b!tch and blame it on a non-existent “compulsive eating disorder”.

Being lazy and spoiled is not an excuse. How do you think all those people who have not been blessed with well performing metabolism stay away from becoming the world’s fattest people? It’s not easy but we all try. Paul Mason doesn’t try because giving in is easier. We all have cravings and sometimes the cravings win. But Paul Mason has decided he was not going to fight them and this lead him to growing to the point of becoming the world’s fattest man.

Check out the TLC video with Paul Mason below:

Paul Mason photo by Fox News

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During the second revolution in 5 years, the people of Kyrgyzstan showed their true colors and took advantage of chaos caused by riots and started to loot. Times are tough, I get it but if you want to bring upon the change in your country, then looting certainly is not the way to achieve.

Kyrgyzstan is one of the least economically developed countries in Central Asia (aka the poorest). The Tulip Revolution of 2005 did not bring the change desired and the government that took power went corrupt very quickly. However, the goal that protesters set to achieve in this revolution was achieved. Kyrgyzstan’s president Kurmanbek Bakiyev was overthrown and new government, temporarily lead by Roza Otunbayeva is taking over the management of the destroyed country. That came at a cost – dozens of people were killed during violent clashes between the protesters and government armies in Kyrgyzstan’s capital of Bishkek.

Once the riots evolved into a full fledged revolution, the protesters ransacked the parliament in Bishkek, set ablaze the building of central government and started looting shopping centers and hotels. Might as well get something for yourself now that there is no law or order in the country, right?

Photos documenting looting that took place in Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan are in the gallery below:

I find it funny when I see all those Adobe Crash Reports that happen on a Mac suck box. I’ve been using Adobe products for years and have been on Adobe Design Premium Suit since it’s come bundled with former Macromedia products and have never had any problems with crashes. But then again – I’ve never used it on a Mac suck box. I need computers for work, hence I use PC. I don’t simply buy it to become an obnoxious fanboy. As someone who’s living depends on a computer, I can’t possibly dumb myself down to a level of a Mac user.

Everyone with half a brain knows that Mac sucks. You can’t get anything done on a Mac, it always crashes and availability of usable software is ridiculous. However even if there was comparable number of usable soft for Mac, I still couldn’t put up with extreme user unfriendliness and constant crashes. Nothing is where you would naturally expect it on a Mac. You can’t just natively use it like you do with a PC. Mac plain and simple sucks and these countless albeit funny Adobe crash reports are a proof of that.

There are two types of creative design professionals. Those who are serious about their work and need to get it done and those on a Mac. The former are the real deal peeps who deliver some spine shattering computer work, whereas the Mac fanboys just show off and yap their filth gap holes cause Macs can’t keep you productive, so you spend your time yapping. On the other hand, thanks to them we have all these funny Adobe crash reports we can enjoy browsing through. Below is a gallery of screenshots of some pretty hilarious Adobe crash reports from various parts of Adobe creative design suite – all of which happened on a Mac because it takes a Macintosh to crash all the time. It doesn’t matter whether it’s an Adobe program or anything else, once you have lame, unstable platform, the software itself will continue crashing at nauseum. There is nothing software developers can do. You are plain and simple on a platform that sucks and crashes all the time.

Do you want to avoid seeing your Adobe crash at every click? Switch to PC. It’s a simple solution that will cost you less money, will allow you to get more done and will keep you sane by enjoying your experience using a computer. If you don’t, you will be stuck with being a fanboy, unable to get crap done and always forced to see everything you open, close or otherwise interact with crash on you. Afterall, closing a program is a major deal for a Mac. You can’t expect it to perform it properly. Can you imagine how much it takes to shut the program down? Geeee!

Mac sucks. See the gallery of screenshots of funny Adobe crash reports that prove it below:

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Brazil, one of the biggest dump holes of the world and hands down the most dangerous and violent country in the world. Many unsavvy people associate Brazil with some positives because they can’t see the forest for the trees. One of the most popular destinations in Brazil – Rio de Janeiro happens to host the 2016 Summer Olympics. Who’s suicidal enough to go? Below is the gallery of photos from Rio de Janeiro Slums but don’t fool yourself – crime, drugs, murder, rape, kidnapping, robberies and other fine forms of human behavior are not limited to slums of Rio de Janeiro. The entire city is drenched with it. Actually, the entire country is. That’s why Brazil is the most dangerous and violent country in the world. It will be fun watching the stats from 2016 Summer Olympics.

It’s time to pull your head out of your ass and realize already that Brazil is not this nice sunny country with hot chicks and beautiful beaches. Brazilian hos are nasty, hispanic looking spawns with fake tits and penises and Brazilian beaches are full of floating trash, floating shit and other human waste, including floating corpses of dead people (see video below). Brazil is nasty and extremely dangerous. Rio de Janeiro where 2016 Summer Olympics take place is one of the biggest dumps on the planet. The photos from the Rio de Janeiro slums, showcasing the crime and drug trafficking are in the gallery below:

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Here’s the breaking news update regarding the latest experiment on the Large Hadron Collider – the New Era of Physics is upon us. As you see in the photo above, the scientists from CERN – European Organization for Nuclear Research are clapping their hands in joy after Large Hadron Collider, their $10 Billion project that took 16 years to realize has successfully directed subatomic particles – two proton beams into each other, smashing them at three times more force than ever before. The beams reached 99% of the speed of light.

CERN scientists are now analyzing the data collected and are hoping to find smaller particles and make other discoveries that may revolutionize the world of physics. Large Hadron Collider is 17 miles in circumference and capable of whipping up the energy levels of protons to 3.5 trillion electron volts each. It is possible that this proton collision will cast some light on the beginning of the world, the dark matter and “higgs” – obscure and out of reach particles believed to imbue other particles with mass.

Once Large Hadron Collider is brought to its intended capacity, that will be a whole different news update. When that is achieved, the protons will be accelerated to 7 trillion electron volts and when smashed against each other at such energy level, the particles and forces that ruled the world and time as we know it during the first trillionth of a second of its existence will be revealed.

CERN Geneva Photo by Fabrice Coffrini – Agence France-Presse, Getty Images

This is easily one of the most fascinating thing you will have seen your whole life. The video shows World Air Traffic for 24 hours as seen from Space (view from satellite). Each yellow dot represents a plane that’s in the air during a 24 hour period.

Since whole day of the World Air Traffic is captured on the video, you will see the day and night moving west from the east. It is amazing to take notice of how air traffic slows down and stops as night falls on an area. The least traffic seems to be in early morning hours of the day – between 2am and 5am.

You can also notice the overnight traffic from the USA to England timed to arrive in London in the morning. As the day progresses, the flights to Europe slow down and eventually stop and the traffic reverses with flights to the American continent. Air traffic over Europe is insane during daytime hours and the same happens in North America as European traffic slows down for the night.

Obviously, even though the video demonstrate the world air traffic, the yellow dots only represent larger aircraft. Smaller planes which are not equipped with transponders are not shown. Did you know that on a worldwide scale, 51,000 planes are in the air in any given minute? The pollution impact from air planes must be atrocious.

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Meet 101 year old Zhang Ruifang from Linlou village in Henan province, China. Zhang Ruifang began developing the protrusion on her head last year which grew into a 6cm long devil horn. Another devil horn is starting to protrude on the opposite side of the top of her forehead making the appearance of the devil complete. Barack Obama is probably aware of it and is on his way to China as we speak.

There is no scientific explanation as to why horns started to grow on the head of Zhang Ruifang but some speculate that this is what’s known as a cutaneous horn. Cutaneous horns could form up as a result of excess of protein called keratin. Compacted keratin is what human hair and nails are made up of. In animals, keratin forms feathers, wool and… horns. This just made Barack Obama cry. He thought his right hand has descended on the Earth, but an old woman in China is not the devil. The devil is me, I have just not developed the ability to grow horns.

Video of 101 Year Old Zhang Ruifang aka Woman with Devil Horns is below. Pretty crazy but why does the camera operator have to keep poking her in the other horn. She should gore her like a bull with the big horn.

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That nasty thing in a photo above is Melissa Smith. Melissa Smith is a stripper who’s currently taking full advantage of the fact that she’s been the mistress of Jessie James for two years and looked around to sell her story to the highest bidder. It’s like the Tiger Woods case of transgressions happening all over again. Unfaithful, married people from the spotlight have affairs with mistresses and once the news of first comes to light, many more start emerging from the woodworks sensing the only opportunity in their life to get to the spotlight and fill in their bank accounts (or should I say “blank” accounts).

Melissa Smith met with Jessie James on the internet after he posted an online ad on MySpace that he’s looking for a large-breasted, tattooed model. Judging by the photo of Melissa Smith obtained by the Star Magazine, we have the following: large breasted – CHECK, tattooed – CHECK, model – LOL. Melissa Smith has the face of an overused trucker whore who’s been serving at a far away motel stop for way too long. How’s that for a model? Melissa Smith told the Star Magazine that:

After a few exchanges, he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave me his e-mail address with the name Vanilla Gorilla.

The e-relationship between an overused stripped and a cheater celebrity husband has evolved and a trip to California followed. Melissa Smith came to have a ride in one of Jessie James’ cars and ended up riding more than just the passenger’s seat. Afterall, you don’t travel to California for nothing. Their secretive relationship aka fucking behind the back of Sandra Bullock continued for two years. Jessie James never used protection during that time, however if you mostly do her up the ass and ejaculate in her eye sockets, the risk of unwanted pregnancy is diminished. I wouldn’t expect a trucker hooker to be able to bear children anyway. Herpes infestation must have killed all fertile eggs by now.

I can’t help but bring up the point nobody else does. This is the problem with contemporary journalism – people don’t understand people. They don’t see what’s behind the curtain, can’t read between the lines. So let me be the first to ask – how much does Sandra Bullock suck in bed? Let me ask that again cause you didn’t get it – Sandra Bullock quite possibly doesn’t give quality blowjobs, doesn’t swallow, doesn’t take it in the ass, doesn’t… fill in the blank. So what’s a guy supposed to do? Yes, Jessie James was married to a celebrity many men would wish to stick their man-sticks into, but perhaps if they knew what Jessie James knows, they wouldn’t be so eager. A husband whose wife keeps him happy in bed doesn’t need to go out of his way to look for spare pussy on MySpace. If Jessie James ended up desperate enough to even fuck someone like Melissa Smith or Michelle “Bobby” McGee, then how much did he have to be neglected by Sandra Bullock?

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When judicial system turns into a joke and starts punishing offenders of no-crimes with ridiculousness, you know the society has reached the level of a Japanese Gameshow. The guy in the video is from Petersburg, Indiana. He was arrested and found guilty of sexting a minor. The judge decided not to send him to jail. Instead he was served a different punishment – he had to spend an hour promenading himself at a public space, wearing a sandwich board with an announcement on it that he’d sent obscene messages to a 17 year old whore. Actually, word “whore” was not on the board but that’s what little slut was. Wait. I hope I won’t get punished by a sandwich board for calling a spade a spade. Afterall, this spade is a minor so one has to watch his tongue.

Now that I think about it, I would actually enjoy that profusely. I don’t know any 17 year olds to sext them something obscene, but even without conviction, I should just get myself a sandwich board, write some ridiculous thing on it, such as that I am being punished for giving a minor a foot massage and promenade myself on a busy street just for the heck of it. Better yet, we should make it a Beer Steak event, get dozens of people and turn it into a mockery of the judicial system which has become a complete joke.

BTW, Oprah has suggested that the 17 year old minor responsible for the sandwich board punishment is exactly what I said above she is – filthy little slut who sucks random peen at random parties. She must be that innocent minor the judge wanted to protect from sexual predators!

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