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Jayde Nicole – Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008

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Jayde Nicole - Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008

Jayde Nicole, Canadian babe from Port Perry, Ontario has been named Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008.

Jayde Nicole became Playboy Playmate of the month in January, 2007. She’s 5′ 9″ tall and weights 117 pounds. Her eyes are of hazel color and the hair is dark. The best thing of all – she’s 100% natural. No silicones, no plastic surgery. That’s the way they do it in Canada. You get the real deal. She’s got a tattoo right above her crotch which reads “Respect”.

On her MySpace profile, Jayde Nicole says that she’s learning how to play the guitar and likes to travel. Island of Aruba is the place she liked the best. And she has a little Chihuahua for a pet. His name is Pumpkin.

Congrats to becoming Playboy Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole.

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Canadian Jayde Nicole – Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008

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Liv Tyler Separated from Royston Langdon

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Liv Tyler Separated from Royston Langdon

Liv Tyler, that hot daughter of Aerosmith’s frontman Steven Tyler and gorgeous Arwen from The Lord of the Rings trilogy is single. Yeeeee. Liv separated form her husband Royston Langdon with whom she has a 3 years old son Milo.

Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have been married for 5 years. Their rep said they’re still going to remain friends and devoted parents of their child, but they chose to walk their own way. Hang on, Walk This Way was covered by Aerosmith, wasn’t it?

Royston Langdon was a member of British glam rock band Spacehog, but they didn’t last long and no longer exist. I want to marry Liv Tyler. I’d even buy the One Ring and we’d role play the scenes form Two Towers day after day. She would just need to tell me “There Is Still Hope” and I’d orgasm right there.

BTW, I hope Liv is wearing some seriously high “high heels” in that picture. It’s got to suck when as a husband you look like a midget next to your wife.

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Mischa Barton Says Cellulite was Photoshopped on Her

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Mischa Barton Says Cellulite was Photoshopped on Her

Mischa Barton is seriously pissed about those topless cellulite pics Jamie Fawcett took. Bitch wouldn’t shut her yapper about it. Latest claim she made says that grossly looking rotting porridge type cellulite has been photoshopped on her thighs and ass.

Mischa Barton’s rep Lisa Perkins told Rush & Molloy that her 22 years old client can’t possibly have legs of an 80 years old. But she admits that nobody is perfect, not even Mischa Barton. Wait… Mischa Barton is not perfect? I’m now going to cry in a corner :(

Considering this is the most publicity Mischa Burton ever got, there’s no wander she wouldn’t let it calm down. That’s why the waters were stirred regarding the same issue again. Bitch enjoys this shit. Cellulite or not, she’s being talked about. That’s what gets her off.

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Ryan Seacrest to Replace Larry King

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Ryan Seacrest to Replace Larry King

WTF? Looks like Ryan Seacrest has been giving Larry King some enjoyable prostate massages, because when Larry retires, Ryan is gonna take over the Larry King Show. That kind of means that CNN is going to give everybody who watches TV a prosatte massage. Actually, no… that’s no prostate massage, that’s fucking painful anal tear with no Vaseline.

MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that Ryan Seacrest is sucking CNN cock to get his gay ass on their regular programme and replace Larry King maybe next year. Ryan has already filled in for Larry on a number of occasions and Larry has had himself heard that he would pick Ryan as his successor. Larry has got to seriously love that prostate massage he gets form Ryan.

Seacrest has already forced his ass on American Idol, he’s got his own Radio show and works for E! and now CNN? And Larry fuicking King out of all? What has this world come to?

David LaChapelle’s Explicit Pic of Lil’ Kim As The Virgin Mary was Fake

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David LaChapelle’s Explicit Pic of Lil’ Kim As The Virgin Mary

Earlier today a picture above flooded the waves of information highway causing major outrage. It was claimed that the picture was taken by an accomplished photographer David LaChapelle and featured crappiest singer and wannabe rapper in the world – Lil’ Kim as the Virgin Mary. Well, while Lil’ Kim is in fact useless farts in water, she never posed for that pic and David LaChapelle never took it. It’s fake shit made by one of Lil’ Kim’s fans (what the fuck, this useless piece of wasted human flesh has a fucking fan???) which is the most disturbing thing about this picture.

I don’t care that this pic is derogatory to believers and non believers alike, I don’t care that a little kid is a part of it and that there’s naked make asses and moobs, nor that there’s crack all over the floor along with used syringes. What boggles me is that Lil’ Kim has a fan. That’s some disturbing shit right there. Fuck! Just how dumb are people…

Anyway, that shit’s fake, yo…

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Mischa Barton Pissed Over Cellulite Pic Jamie Fawcett Took

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Mischa Barton Pissed Over Cellulite Picture Jamie Fawcett Took

Photographer Jamie Fawcett captured this priceless pic (and some other) of Mischa Burton during her vacation on Hamilton Island off the east coast of Australia where she is with her mother Nuala.

Pictures show 22 year old Mischa Barton topless with cottage cheese style cellulite covering her thighs. Needless to say, she got pissed at Jamie Fawcett after she saw the pics in magazines and all over the net and accused the photographer of screwing her vacation.

Fawcett Took told Sydney Daily Telegraph that he spoke with Mischa Barton beforehand and warned her that she should seek a private place if she wants more privacy because she was on a public beach and he was there with the camera. Apparently, he showed her that he had no topless pictures of her, but ended up snapping some eventually. Cellulite is actually showing way more than side boob. I think Mischa Barton is actually pissed over her cellulite being shown so clearly, and not that she’s topless in those pics. That chick is full of shit.

Scarlett Johansson Showing her Engagement Ring

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Scarlett Johansson Showing her Engagement Ring

As we have reported yesterday, Scarlett Johansson got engaged to Ryan Reynolds and as we have expected, ScarJo appeared at the MET’s Costume Institute Gala to show her new engagement ring off.

Ryan Reynolds wasn’t at the gala, but Scarlett pounced around wearing her hands just the way so as to make her engagement ring visible. Paparazzi went berserk. Wait… Ryan Reynolds wasn’t there? Scandal! He already can’t stand her ass. I sense divorce is in brewing, give it a couple month and we’ll see the flying engagement ring hit a paparazzi in the eye. That would be priceless. We’d have a divorce and a law suit at the same time. Got to love celebrities.

It always made me wander – do you think ScarJo keeps asking Ryan if he fucked Alanis Morissette in the ass? Or do you think maybe Ryan tells ScarJo that Alanis let him fuck her in the ass so why she makes such a big deal out of it? Maybe she can deepthroat better so it’s all good.

Congrats to your engagement, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds. Make some kids already.

Ryan Reynolds – Dude Who Got Engaged to ScarJo

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Ryan Reynolds - Dude Who Got Engaged to ScarJo

ScarJo is Scarlett Johansson… just in case you’ve lived in a cave last few years. She’s the blonde chick with big smile you may have seen in The Horse Whisperer.

So this ScarJo aka Scarlett Johansson got engaged to that twink above. His name is Ryan Reynolds – a Canadian actor best known for his part in TV Series Two Guys and a Girl, but he also played in some Hollywood movies, such as Blade: Trinity or Smoking Aces.

ScarJo is set to release an album sometimes soon. I think she just needed to stir waters around her otherwise non interesting persona as part of her marketing campaign. But engagement? Wy not grace us with nip slip or a sex tape? Who cares for engagement rings on your finger? Show your tits of get the fuck out. Geeeee….

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Jessica Alba Hot Boobs with Sexy Nipples

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Jessica Alba Hot Boobs with Sexy Nipples

Bad news first – Jessica Alba is pregnant. Being knocked up with somebody else’s kid is always gross. Some dude other than you forced his penis into Jessica Alba’s vagina and unloaded his full crap of sperm right into her womb. That disgusting fluid made its way through her cervix into the uterus and impregnated once sexy body turning it into big belly bullshit of some sort. Fucking gross.

Good news second – Jessica Alba still has hot boobs and fucking sweet sexy nipples that get so hard you can’t miss them through that black, see through top she’s wearing. Fucking sweet deal. Too bad she’s preggo. That’s unforgivable. That shit should be illegal.

Just as it happened with Emma Watson’s Pussy Flash, also Jessica Alba obviously didn’t realize that fine black fabric appears fully opaque under regular light, but fire some camera flash at it and it all goes see through. Kudos to her for going around without bra now that her boobs are all swallen and filled with hot milk. Otherwise we wouldn’t have this opportunity at seeing her pencil eraser nipples with clear view of her well shaped her tits are. Next time, put some black underwear on, will ya, Jessica ;)

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Jenna Jameson Partying with Chelsea United

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Jenna Jameson Partying with Chelsea United

Famous has-been pornstar Jenna Jameson was in London yesterday, partying at the club called Chinawhite when players form football (that’s soccer in European) team Chelsey United showed up to celebrate their victory over Liverpool.

British The Sun reports that Jenna did an X-Rated dance for the players and was later kicked out of the club because the dumb ass tried to do drugs right in there. Jenna my darling, nobody cares that you used to be a famous porn star. You’re a has been and no club owner will risk having their club shut down because your skanky ass can’t wait till you get to your hotel room to take your shots.

Chelsey United players ended the night with a $20,000 bill for their celebration in the club. Damn, those Brits can party. The Sun also reports that Jenna Jameson was called an American Pig by the bouncers as they were kicking her overused ass out of the club.

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