Scarlett Johansson Showing her Engagement Ring

Scarlett Johansson Showing her Engagement Ring

As we have reported yesterday, Scarlett Johansson got engaged to Ryan Reynolds and as we have expected, ScarJo appeared at the MET’s Costume Institute Gala to show her new engagement ring off.

Ryan Reynolds wasn’t at the gala, but Scarlett pounced around wearing her hands just the way so as to make her engagement ring visible. Paparazzi went berserk. Wait… Ryan Reynolds wasn’t there? Scandal! He already can’t stand her ass. I sense divorce is in brewing, give it a couple month and we’ll see the flying engagement ring hit a paparazzi in the eye. That would be priceless. We’d have a divorce and a law suit at the same time. Got to love celebrities.

It always made me wander – do you think ScarJo keeps asking Ryan if he fucked Alanis Morissette in the ass? Or do you think maybe Ryan tells ScarJo that Alanis let him fuck her in the ass so why she makes such a big deal out of it? Maybe she can deepthroat better so it’s all good.

Congrats to your engagement, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds. Make some kids already.

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