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This amazing video of Eagle Owl in Flight was recorded to test and showcase the abilities of new Photron SA-2 High Definition and High Speed Camera. This camera recorded the Eagle Own in Flight at 1000 fps (frames per second – very high speed, allows for smooth slow motion footage) with 1920 x 1080 pixels resolution. While technical specs of an amazing video camera are likely impressive, what I am impressed with is the video itself and how it showcases this majestic bird in flight. Eagle Owls are awesome. Video was shot by SlowMo UK.

Since everybody and their unborn child has a Twitter account, you all probably know already that Twitter was hacked by Iranian Cyber Army. It appears that the peeps from the Iranian Cyber Army were able to alter Twitter’s DNS records which temporarily defaced the frontpage of Twitter, but some tweets were still getting through as platform applications and API were still in place and operating.

Aside from Twitter, Iranian Cyber Army also hacked the homepage of mowjcamp.org, which is a website of the Iranian opposition. Twitter has been restored in the meantime, but mowjcamp.org still remains hacked (maybe it’s night in Iran right now and they are sleeping soundly).

The message posted by Iranian Cyber Army on hacked Twitter homepage read:

USA think they controlling and managing internet by their access, but they don’t, we control and manage internet by our power, So Do Not Try To Stimulation Iranian Peoples To….

NOW WHICH COUNTRY IN EMBARGO LIST? IRAN? USA?
WE PUSH THEM IN EMBARGO LIST
Take Care.

All your interwebs are belong to us. As it goes with hack attacks, the defaced page also contained an hackers’ email address – [email protected]. Meantimely, somewhere in Tehran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is throwing a party for his boys from Iranian Cyber Army.

This broad river is Vitim River in Siberia, Russia. The bridge that’s provided to get you across is made of wood and not in a very good condition. It’s only wide enough for one car but it’s 570 meter (1870 feet) so it takes good 3 minutes to drive across it if you’re a skilled driver. If you’re not so skilled (female driver for example), you could be looking at a 15 meters drop into the Vitim River, which ain’t no fun.

In this video, a driver with the balls of steel cross the Vitim River Bridge in one go without any problems. The video gives good perspective of driver’s balls as it offers the vide of the front of a car as it passes along narrow bridge. The video makes it look pretty easy, but to keep the vehicle in straight line for such a long time while all you see on both sides is a 15 meters drop off into cold water is something else.

And that’s really nothing. Vitim River Bridge is in Russian Siberia. For those who don’t know, it get brutally cold there most of the year with temperatures way below Northern Ontario and everything covered in snow and ice. This bridge turns into an icicle with no traction yet locals drive up and down this bridge as it’s often their only way across Vitim River.

As proud Canadian I will let you sissies from warm climates to shiver as you watch this extreme ice fishing video from Northern Ontario. What you do not know, is that Ontario is one of the warmest provinces in Canada. If you tried Alberta, then you’d know what cold is. But that’s not the point right now. Let me explain to you what the heck is going on in this extreme ice fishing video.

Obviously (well, only obvious if you are a Canadian) the camera purposefully doesn’t turn around all the way. There is another fishing hole somewhere behind the cameraman that’s never included in the picture. As he starts to talk to the ladies about how the fishing is going and asks where Mike was, you can hear him enter the river through that other hole. He then surfaces from main hole and makes it sound as though he swimmed across the lake. Neil is following him to do exactly the same thing. So while it is half fake, the crazies did actually go in the freezing water, they just did not swim a mile underneath the ice.

I thought it needed to explain to you cause internet users are not particularly known for their smarts. And come extreme ice fishing to Alberta, not Ontario if you’re considering an adventure and are not afraid to face the real cold weather. Or don’t come at all. Find something better to do that doesn’t involve butchering beautiful fish. Like sex for example. But not in Alberta. Girls here are as cold as that ice.

This flexible contortionist with big mouth that can take a large chunk of meat in the picture above is 26-year-old rhythmic gymnast Alina Kabaeva from Russia. Alina Kabaeva was pregnant and rumors were that it was the sperm of former Russian president turned Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin that knocked her up. The rumors (as it seems) were true – Alina Kabaeva was pregnant with Vladimir Putin’s baby and gave birth to a son whom they have named Dimitry Medvedev. As it goes with powerful men, they like to keep a girlfriend who happens to be their mistress and Vladimir Putin was no exception to the rule.

Alina Kabaeva is a rhythmic gymnastics champion with two gold medals from the Olympic Games and 18 golds from World Championships. That makes Alina Kabaeva the most successful gymnast in history (a gymnast with most gold medals). The rumors about her connection to the penis of Vladimir Putin started circulating the web back in 2006 after she had retired from professional competition. Smart girl – owned the sports while she was young and agile and sucked on rich and powerful dick when she reached the age at which her career as a professional sportsman could start going down the drain. Talk about perfect life and perfect timing.

Since Vladimir Putin is very careful about what his public image looks like, none of major Russian media reported on the birth of Dimitry Medvedev and the speculation that he’s Putin’s son remain in the internet domain (I love speculations). When news of 57 year old Vladimir Putin divorcing his wife Ludmila to marry Alina Kabaeva were published by Russian newspaper Moskovsky Korrespondent last year, the paper was shockingly shut down by the owner Alexander Lebedev who went on to purchase London’s Evening Standard. Strange sequence of events. As is the fact that Russian public is withdrawn from being made aware of the fact that their prime minister has a son… out of wedlock.

Father of Alina Kabaeva is Tatar from Tashkent, Uzbekistan where Alina was born. That makes Alina Kabaeva half Muslim. Who cares, she is a gymnast who can strike any pose a man could wish for. Spreading those legs is a breeze for the likes of Alina Kabaeva. Vladimir Putin knows what he’s doing. Congrats to the birth of Dimitry Medvedev.

Just when you thought you couldn’t take any more news about Tiger Woods and his transgressions, here comes another woman who feels she must take advantage of the man being down and take her own kick at him. Dina Parr used to bump her genitals with Tiger Woods’ when they were going out together during high school. As Tiger’s ex girlfriend, Dina Parr claims he used to call her crying because his dad Earl Woods was with another woman. Any woman whose voice is as annoying as that of Dina Parr (listening to her for just 15 seconds made me want to poke my ears with knitting needles) who says her boyfriend at a time was crying raises red flag on my bullshit radar instantly. All these bitches keep coming out of the woodwork it makes you wonder how much media outlets like E! Online pay them for bullshitting on camera.

The video of Dina Parr collecting her two minutes of fame with E! Online is below. Hope it was worth it, Dina:

Big deal is being made out of the take off and first flight of new Boeing 787 Dreamliner plane. The video of both the take off and the flight has just been released and is posted above so watch how insanely ordinary and plain it looks. People are cheering like this is the first time a plane took off. Big deal!

This virgin flight of new Boeing 787 Dreamliner was being put off for almost two and a half years. Boeing’s stock is going up as claims that 787 Dreamliner is the new wave of travel keep coming up. Boeing 787 Dreamliner is said to be way more fuel efficient than its predecessors. This will allow for longer flights without refueling and that’s what experts refer to as a revolution in modern aviation.

After this first flight, Boeing 787 Dreamliner will be tested and re-tested for several months to make sure it is suitable for commercial travel. It is made of titanium and carbon making it significantly lighter than other available planes so it needs to be thoroughly tested to ensure its suitability as commercial air carrier. Watch the video of the most boring take off and first flight of Boeing 787 Dreamliner above.

BTW, do you know what future of commersian (and personal) travel should look like? MagLev (Magnetic Levitation). It’s much faster than any Boeing 787 Dreamliner, it’s much quieter than any Boeing 787 Dreamliner and it doesn’t burn any fossil fuels hence it’s completely and entirely environment friendly. All Maglev trains need is electricity which can be produced from renewable sources which would help preserve our planet. But that’s not what oil magnates want. Environmentally friendly solutions mean end of their larger than life lifestyles. The technology to develop MagLev trains is there. Heck, these trains have existed for years. Money and brains that went into development of Boeing 787 Dreamliner should have gone to the development of MagLev technologies and infrastructure and we’d be way ahead of ourselves. But then we wouldn’t need gasoline and that’s the end of income for oil companies…

39 year old Joleen Baughman of New Mexico (in picture above) was driving her compensating Dodge Ram truck and being a female driver, she must have totally sucked behind the wheel cause it got her in an accident. Even though damage to truck doesn’t seem that severe, Joleen Baughman managed to disturb a certain nerve in her pelvis. The nerve she damaged is allegedly responsible for sexual arousal so ever since her car crash, Joleen Baughman has been feeling sexually aroused virtually all the time. Doctors say there is a name to this ridiculousness – they call this rare disorder a Restless Genital Syndrome or Persistent Sexual Arousal. I’m not entirely sure whether that’s a win for her husband, cause it seems sex does as much nothing to her as it did before, but at least now she wants it often.

This story screams all sorts of bullshit at me. Kind of reminds me of that other bullshitter extraordinaire who goes by the name of Desiree Jennings. Remember Desiree Jennings and how everybody was jumping down my throat for calling shenanigans? Well, look at where they are now. There is so much bullshit out there, that if someone pulls another “rare disorder”, especially if it has something to do with sexuality, the bullshit alarm instantly goes off. Persistent Sexual Arousal my ass. I’ve been suffering from Persistent Sexual Arousal my whole life and I don’t go all ape media shit about it. Attention seekers have been off the hook as of late.
Mrs. Joleen Baughman, if you are not lying and not pulling yet another hoax at us (or should I say “at them” cause I seem to be the only person alive who doesn’t instantly swallow each hoax served on a plate), then I hope it’s all for the best and that there is better good in your newly developed Persistent Sexual Arousal. Keep your husband happy and instead of training yourself to not feel aroused, train yourself to actually enjoy having sex so you don’t just lay there like a useless piece of white meat. Good luck and let me know how it went.

Picture of Joleen Baughman and source: mirror.co.uk

Funny or Die came with another skit video this time targeting the most talked about persona of last few weeks – Tiger Woods. In this “I’m Tiger Woods and I fuck bitches” video, the world’s most famous golfer sets the record straight and confesses to his sexual deviations. According to his words, Tiger Woods doesn’t pick up high class bitches (don’t get this fool you though, Ashley Dupre is NOT a high class bitch, she only charges a lot), he wants sloppiest bitches that can be found. Tiny midget girls with horns glued to their heads who would ram him like a bull till he comes, or would jerk off to a dog pooping on a table. Tiger Woods simply rocks like that, but then again, he’s no ordinary man. He’s Tiger Woods and he fucks bitches.

Dear Lord, please send hail mixed with fire, send lice or gnats, send unhealable boils, send eternal darkness upon us sinners, – I could take all that. But how could you allow for world’s #1 skank Ashley Dupre to get a gig with New York Post? And we’re not talking just about any gig, we’re talking an advice column, we’re talking a Relationship Advice Column. Have New York Post gone mad?

You’ve heard that right. Your worst nightmares have come true. Your deprived kids will be sending their concerns to New York Post and will be hearing back from Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a whore who destroyed the life of Governor Eliot Spitzer, a whore who had nothing worthwhile to contribute to society so she was selling herself out to rich men – that whore will be giving your teens a relationship advice.

I wonder who writes these columns on behalf of Ashley Dupre, though. Obviously it’s not her. It’s the same kind of deal as with Barack Obama and his teleprompter. Barack Obama can’t say a coherent sentence without his teleprompter. It’s all just stuttering (though he also stutters with teleprompter). And expecting a prostitute to be any different would be laughable. New York Post obviously knows that so they are only using the mug of Ashley Dupre as the store front due to the popularity the Eliot Spitzer scandal brought upon her skanky ass. Hence an advice column but I highly doubt actual Ashley Dupre could come up with a coherent sentence to keep a column going. But it matters not. New York Post knows most people are not smart enough to figure that out for themselves so the Ashley Dupre relationship column will likely go on for a while. I choose lice or gnats.

Read Ashley Dupre’s Relationship Column on New York Post website HERE

Because I’m such a good soul, I will give Ashley Dupre an advice with a sample of what quality advice column looks like: