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Karate Kid Remake Trailer (2010)

Happy — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:18:11 +0000

I like Karate Kid movies and watched each release as a “kid”. Now they are working on a remake of this classic – typical Hollywood. Everything that makes it must be milked out of its effin mind. Never the less, I’m looking forward to the 2010 Karate Kid Remake. And if it wasn’t for atrociously awful music in the trailer, I’d totally drool to it. The presence of Jackie Chan kind of ruins it a bit, but otherwise the trailer does have some merit to it so I predict a rather well done movie.

Karate Kid remake stars Jaden Smith as the “karate kid” and above mentioned Jackie Chan as Mr. Miyagi type karate mentor called Mr. Han. The story revolves around the kid who moves with his mother to Beijing, China where he quickly becomes a victim of bullying. His struggle is noticed by an eccentric kung fu tutor who takes upon himself a task to teach the kid karate so he can stand up for himself and fight the bullies back. yes, I did say Kung Fu instead of Karate and I’m sure martial arts experts will agree with me that the combat art presented in the Karate Kid Remake Trailer below is in fact Kung Fu. But SONY cares nothing about that. They’re just looking to milk the story which has “Karate” in its title so they are following the trend that leads to box office success. As a fan of martial arts, I find it ironic, but as someone who understands show business, the reasoning behind it makes perfect sense.

Anyway, the 2010 Karate Kid Remake Trailer is below. The movie is directed by Harald Zwart who also directed The Pink Panther 2 and the script was written by Michael Soccio. The remake of Karate Kid will hit the theaters near you on June 11th, 2010. The remake will not top the original, that’s for sure, but it could be a fun movie to watch. I will probably go to see it.

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Feres Twins Pics – Bia and Bianca, Hot Synchronized Swimmers from Brazil

Happy — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:03:28 +0000

It’s Friday afternoon, we need some items for men. Bia and Bianca Feres are identical twins form Brazil. The twins practice synchronized swimming and almost made it to the Olympic Games in Beijing to represent their home country of Brazil but didn’t make it on the boat. It makes no difference to the fact that they are one extremely hot couple of beach bodies. Surprisingly enough, the Feres Twins don’t look typically Brazilian. They are actually hot and natural. Both are naturally blond, have their own boobs and no penis in the underwear. Nice feminine look to both of them and that must be the first time I’m saying that about a Brazilian chick – I’d hit that. OK, I’m lying, I’d even hit a tranny if it came down to it, I’m so sex deprived but it changes nothing on the fact that Bia and Bianca Feres are ridiculously hot.

To make good use of the fact that Bia and Bianca are identical twins and that they both look incredibly hot, MTV Brazil employed the twins and gave them their own show. I can already see piles of North Americans buying new satellite receivers that can get Brazilian channels. Portuguese may still be an issue, but who cares what two blonds blabber about, just show those asses and we have a deal.

The gallery with lots of pics of Feres Twins is below. Nice material.

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Stephanie Rice Photos

Happy — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:40:09 +0000

Photos of Australian swimmer and an overall hottie Stephanie Rice have previously been featured on the pages of the most awesome blog in the universe, but it hasn’t been enough. There simply is never enough of Stephanie Rice photos and being a firm believer that a combination of an Aussie girl with swimmer’s firm assets deserve special recognition, I bring you a gallery of nine Stephanie Rice photos.

There have been rumors that Stephanie Rice could be bumping genitalia with Michael Phelps, but they seem to have died off and nobody followed up on them, hence they were untrue. Nobody cares about Michael Phelps anyway, do they?

The biggest water stir around the persona of Stephanie Rice have been photos she posted on her facebook. These photos had been deemed raunchy by Australian Olympic team, and when all other swimmers joined in on the lynching, her facebook profile was blocked from public access. You’d think Aussies were a bit more open minded and this type of crap was exclusive to our sue happy North America, but obviously that’s not the case. Anyway, enjoy Stephanie Rice photos, the gallery is below:

Stephanie Rice Photos by Getty Images

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Margaret Hoelzer – Olympic Medalist was Sexually Abused as a Child

Happy — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:29:35 +0000

File this under “Sadness”. Us swimmer Margaret Hoelzer was sexually abused as a child – as revealed in an exclusive interview with Associated Press.

Margaret Hoelzer is a three time Olympic medalist from Beijing. She won silver medal in the 200 meter backstroke, another silver in the 4×100 medley relay and a bronze in the 100 meter backstroke. I need my back stroked… Anyone?

In a sad revelation, 25 year old Margaret Hoelzer told Associated Press that sexual abuse by her Playmate’s father started when she was 5 and may have gone on for two years. Margaret would visit her friend often and stayed overnight at times. Because she was little, she didn’t realize she was actually being sexually abused. The crap stopped when they moved.

When Margaret Hoelzer was 11 she confessed about it to her best friend who insisted she talks to her mom about it and that was when the awful truth poured out. I can’t imagine how it must feel when your little daughter tells you that year ago she was molested by her friend’s dad. I’d probably stuff my back pack with a blow torch, a baseball bat and a katana sword and would go back to where we lived before to put medieval on that fucker’s ass.

After Margaret Hoelzer told her mom about abuse from years ago, mom told dad and they contacted the police. Alleged molester was arrested, but because of non existent evidence (Margaret Hoelzer wasn’t raped, just abused – and I’m using word “just” lightly), and because she was so little at a time and so many years have passed since, he was never formally charged.

That doesn’t matter though. Karma doesn’t heed human courtrooms. Fucker’s gonna get what’s coming to him. Maybe something colorful is waiting for him around the corner – like snake biting his peen off.

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Jimmy Page and Leona Lewis at 2008 Olympics Closing Ceremony

Happy — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:02:09 +0000

Below video is from a live performance by Jimmy Page and Leona Lewis at 2008 Olympics Closing Ceremony. Guitar legend Jimmy Page looks old and grey, but I guess we all can’t look young forever. Jimmy Page and Leona Lewis performed an old Led Zeppelin song Whole Lotta Love.

So that’s it for Beijing 2008 Olympics. As everything else, also the most important sport event of 2008 has come to an end and the closing ceremonies of 2008 Olympics were done the Chinese style again – grandiose.

As you can see from the video, Jimmy Paige, Leona Lewis, and David Beckham popped out of the Routemaster bus that circled the stadium in Beijing during the 2008 Olympics Closing Ceremony and the guitar started the tune of Whola Lotta Love. Quite amazing. There was also a major significance attached to it as the Olympic flag was being passed to the London Mayor Boris Johnson, because next Summer Olympics will be held in London, UK.

Watch the video of Jimmy Page and Leona Lewis’ performance at 2008 Olympics Closing Ceremony below.

Jimmy Page and Leona Lewis at 2008 Olympics Closing Ceremony Photo credit: Michael Steele/Getty Images

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Taekwondo Champion Angel Valodia Matos Kicks Referee In the Head

Happy — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 17:44:00 +0000

Angel Valodia Matos, Taekwondo champion from Cuba and gold medalist from 2000 Olympics was disqualified for life for kicking match referee Chakir Chelbat from Sweden in the head. What an idiot. Leave your temper at home if you’re attending international competition, Angel Valodia Matos.

This was a bronze medal match between Arman Chilmanov of Kazakhstan and Angel Valodia Matos of Cuba in the men’s taekwondo 80 kilogram class at the Beijing 2008 Olympics. Angel Valodia Matos was disqualified for taking too long to recover from the injury and he didn’t take that lightly. Loser used his taekwondo training to deliver high kick into the face of a referee Chakir Chelbat and kept throwing punches at his coach and other people around. Well, those were the last punches he throws at a competition. He can now go back home to Cuba and kick his corn dummy in the face.

World Taekwondo Federation issued Angel Valodia Matos immediate lifetime ban from all of their championships. In other taekwondo news, South Korea’s Cha Dong-min won gold medal in the same category after winning fight against Alexandros Nikolaidis of Greece.

Video of Angel Valodia Matos kicking referee Chakir Chelbat in the head is below (it’s in French).

Angel Valodia Matos Kicking Referee In the Face image credit: AP Photo/Matt Dunham

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Milorad Cavic Won, Michael Phelps Lost, Race was Rigged (Proof)

Happy — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:43:43 +0000

Are you also one of those who fell for false propaganda of a rigged race? Michael Phelps is not a good enough swimmer to beat Milorad Cavic. Michael Phelps plain and simple lost that race, but was made a winner, because that works well for many people, including the organizers of the Olympics. Beijing would surely love to be mentioned each time someone refers to an athlete who won most gold medals in single Olympic Games. And let’s not forget Omega watches, who were official providers of the time keeping for the event and who have close ties with Michael Phelps – one of their ambassadors. They would surely love for their spokesman to be the winner. This race was rigged, Michael Phelps = FAIL!

Men’s 100 meter butterfly style swimming event took place a week ago, but the controversy remains and the closer you look at the evidence, the clearer it becomes that Michael Phelps lost that event. Milorad Cavic won, Milorad Cavic beat Michael Phelps but the race was clearly rigged.

Not only a better swimmer, but also a better person than Michael Phelps, Milorad Cavic congratulated his opponent after the race. The photo above captured the last fractions of seconds of the race, clearly showing Milorad Cavic (in picture on the right) touching the board first. Slow motion video below shows Michael Phelps on the right touching the board second, but continuing to move forward after Milorad Cavic has already stopped. Michael Phelps did NOT win the race, Milorad Cavic did.

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Stephanie Rice Picture – Hot Australian Swimmer

Happy — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:49:25 +0000

Stephanie Rice, hot Australian swimmer and the female counterpart to what Michael Phelps is one sexy chick. Sure, swimming is big time dominated by Michael Phelps, but Stephanie Rice has what he doesn’t – the hot.

Standing 5’7″ tall and weighting 148 lbs, Stephanie Rice not only has a body to die for, her smile is also a killer. Plus she’s an Aussie. Imagine she whispers in your ear with her Australian accent while you’re having sexy times with her feet. Damn….

I’ve somehow lost count on how she’s done at Beijing Olympics, perhaps some of you can fill me up on that. I’m just too locked on her tits and hair. Such a great package she sports.

EDIT: I’ve just learned that Stephanie Rice is a gold Olympic medalist. Congrats to her. Stephanie Rice Gallery, including a goofy facebook picture is below.

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German Olympic Playboy – Hot Pics of Nude Athletes

Happy — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:51:37 +0000

German Olympic Playboy kicked ass by taking nude pictures of their hot female athletes and published them in their latest issue. Beijing 2008 Olympic Games are a hot topic right now, everybody is exposed to it in some way and most watch those hot athletes perform their best. It comes naturally that it would be every man’s fantasy to see those toned, sweaty bodies naked. That’s what German Olympic Playboy realized and they delivered. Here’s a snapshot of hot pics of Germany’s female athletes from German Olympic Playboy.

I had to censor naked tits out of small preview thumbs because we have many regular readers who have it locked on Beer Steak blog at work and it’s no fun to have nude boobs jump out of the screen when co-workers or worse are around. Just click small pics for larger, uncensored images and unleash your inner sicko.

Four German athletes stripped naked for the September issue of German Playboy and posed completely nude. There’s supposed to be more of them in following issues and supposedly also a 2009 German Olympic Playboy calendar. That will get interesting. I’ll share the pics as soon as they’re available. The athletes published in the upcoming issue of Playboy are:

Katharina Scholz – Germany’s most popular female hockey player
Petra Niemann – Sailor
Romy Tarangul – Judoka
Nicole Reinhardt – Canoeist

For full galley of pictures click on –> German Olympic Playboy – Naked Pics of Olympic Athletes

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Michael Phelps Sports Illustrated Cover – Hot Pic

Happy — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:09:22 +0000

Superhuman Michael Phelps has a hot pic on the cover of new Sports Illustrated and yes, I did say HOT PIC. I really need to get laid already so i thought I’d impress the ladies by being homo and acknowledge other guy’s sex appeal.

Sports Illustrated crew grabbed at Michael Phelps on Sunday, shot this pic while still in China, and come tomorrow, you’ll be able to buy the issue of SI on a news stand near you with this picture on the cover. No messing around here. If Sports Illustrated need to get the job done, it’s done. Michael Phelps on the cover. But while the dude has hot body, his face looks like it was used as dummy for new Fight Science documentary.

I’m assuming I don’t need to write any special introduction on Michael Phelps, the winner of eight gold medals at 2008 Beijing Olympics. The kid is only 23 year old. I wander if being super human and winning all those medals gets him laid.

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Karate Kid Remake Trailer (2010)

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