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Paris Hilton in a Topless Photoshoot – Best Celebrity Bikini Body

Paris Hilton in a Topless Photoshoot - Best Celebrity Bikini Body

Paris Hilton is plain and simple the hottest looking celebrity that presently walks the Earth. Her body is perfect in every sense of the word. Flat stomach, smooth curves, firm handful of breasts in a total package that’s nothing short of droolworthy. In bikini, topless or naked, no other celebrity beats the hotness of Paris Hilton.

These pictures are unretouched snapshots of the topless photoshoot Paris Hilton posed for in Malibu. Some tend to not like her face, but you can’t deny the divine body she sports. Absolutely gorgeous. Whole gallery is below:

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Kate Bosworth Anorexic Pictures in Bikini

Kate Bosworth Anorexic Pictures in Bikini

I think anorexic girls are a perfect jack off material and if they come with small breasts, the beauty is near perfect. As such, I’m filing these pictures of Kate Bosworth in a bikini looking super anorexic under “HOT”. The only thing that can take points off of an anorexic girl with small breasts in a bikini is a douche laying nearby or (blasphemy) touching her. That’s why anorexic Kate Bosworth scores “hot”, but not “perfect”.

She sure does like to pose for that paparazzi camera which is not all that surprising cause she doesn’t have much going for her so taking in all that attention is expected. Still, props from me for hot, flat stomach and cute little titties. And no cellulite from what pictures show. That’s a good sign. Kate Bosworth is officially hawt!

Gallery of pictures of anorexic Kate Bosworth in the bikini is below:

Kate Bosworth Pictures by Pacific Coast News

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Katrina Hodge Photo in Underwear

Katrina Hodge Photo in Underwear

Her friends call her “Combat Barbie” because that’s what she truly is. Katrina Hodge serves in the British Army holding the rank of Corporal hence “Combat” and she’s very good looking, hence “Barbie”. Aside from being a Combat Barbie, Katrina Hodge is also a Miss England. But despite being a female, it seems as though there has a set of brass balls somewhere in that underwear as that’s what it takes to make the kind of request Katrina Hodge presented beauty pageant judges with.

According to reports, Katrina Hodge told the Miss World Championship judges that bikini promenade is too stressful for the participants and suggested that instead of having the swimsuit round, the Miss pageants should replace it with a sports challenge. Hmm, if I were a judge, I’d reject that without second thought. Unless of course the sports challenge involves figure staking because that’s one sport full of crotch spreading in all imaginable positions you dream of exercising in bed.

As it turns out, the Miss England judges have listened to her blabber and British Telegraph has already reported that swimsuit competition will not be part of Miss England 2010. As such, Miss England just got a whole lot more boring. It is quite clear that Miss England 2010 will see the lowest ratings in history and 2011 edition will have to make up for it if they are to remain competitive. I have a suggestion – introduce pole dancing!

Oddly enough, even though 22 year old Katrina Hodge fights to have bikini exposure removed from Miss pageants, she’s no stranger to posing in bikini for cameras. Being a La Senza underwear model, she’s done a good deal of showing her skin, though with all private parts covered (see underwear photo above). Let’s hope a set of nude pictures showing those tender fleshy bits of Katrina Hodge hit the internet soon.

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Tamara Mellon and her Plastic Surgery

Tamara Mellon Plastic Surgery Pic in the Bikini

Tamara Mellon is a multi-millionaire, president of Johnny Choo designer shoes company and a former girlfriend of Christian Slater. She doesn’t look too bad for an old hog, but don’t let those finely defined breasts underneath the bikini deceive you. Tamara Mellon had plastic surgery done on her tits and when she’s in any position other than upright, they look horrendous. You know how skin wrinkles up along the sides of woman’s torso when she has silicones in her breasts and bends over? Yeah, that’s what Tamara Mellon looks like thanks to plastic surgery. Other than fake tits, Tamara Mellon looks mighty good in the bikini for a 43 year old MILF.

Tamara Mellon photo by Bauer Griffin

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Caroline Kennedy Photos – JFK Daughter in Swimwear

Caroline Kennedy Photos - JFK Daughter in Swimwear

Here’s a sight you don’t see too often – daughter of a dead president in swimwear. JFK’s daughter Caroline Kennedy was photographed by ever present paparazzi going for a swim in the ocean wearing single piece swimwear. Too bad she is not brave enough (or maybe she is, just didn’t feel like) to put on the bikini, otherwise we’d have far more interesting set of Caroline Kennedy photos.

I’m trying to think of something positive to say about Caroline Kennedy, but she was a Barack Obama ass-kisser during his presidential campaign which basically renders her completely useless. Caroline is the only daughter of former US president John Fitzgerald Kennedy who is still alive. In January and February of 2009 there were rumors on the web that Caroline Kennedy had an affair and that her husband Edwin Schlossberg filed for divorce. The rumors were either played down by smart couple or were believed to have been related to other some other Kennedy (perhaps confused with Mary Kerry Kennedy – Caroline’s cousin?).

Below is the gallery of photos of rather flat-chested Caroline Kennedy. I give her kudos for keeping her natural breasts, regardless of how big or small they are. Furthermore – Caroline Kennedy is one hot MILF:

Caroline Kennedy Photos Fame Pictures

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Alessandra Ambrosio Nowhere Near as Hot as Miranda Kerr

Hot Photo of Alessandra Ambrosio in Bikini for Victorias Secret

While Alessandra Ambrosio is a pretty hot piece of ass and looks smoking in the bikini for Victoria’s Secret, she didn’t blow me off my socks as much as Miranda Kerr yesterday. These are just some paparazzi pictures, not officially released Victoria Secret photos of Alessandra Ambrosio which may be the reason why.

Brazilian chicks never did it for me. They lack cuteness. It’s all mass sexism, no girl next door cuteness in Brazil. Victoria’s Secret clearly has some marketing plans behind their belt which would explain why there are so many leaked pictures of their top models in bikini lately. Must have something to do with upcoming Christmas season. Enjoy the pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio if you like Brazilian ass in the gallery below:

Alessandra Ambrosio Pictures by FamePictures.com

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Miranda Kerr Hot Body Rules in Bikini Pictures for Victorias Secret

Miranda Kerr Hot Body Rules in Bikini Pictures for Victoria Secret

I love chicks who have big gap between their thighs. Any woman who puts her legs together and you would still fit your fist between her thighs because her general vaginal area is that wide are the poop. Chicks like that have well developed pubic bone and make for excellent bumper when thrusting missionary style. Miranda Kerr is like that. While any hot vagina model who poses for Victorias Secret loses browney points for being a Victoria Secret model, it does pay for something being able to see the uber gap between her thighs.

Miranda Kerr’s hot body rules even though I don’t particularly care for her face. I’ve never noticed it until the last minute. That bikini body rules the shite though. Nice, tight little ass and flat stomach – how can you go wrong?

Gallery of pictures featuring Miranda Kerr and her hot body that rules in Victoria’s Secret bikini is below:

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Anne Vyalitsyna – From Bikini Modeling for SI to Dating Leonardo DiCaprio

Anne Vyalitsyna - From Bikini Modeling for SI to Dating Leonardo DiCaprio

Russian model Anne Vyalitsyna is the latest ho to score prestigious Beer Steak award for being a successful gold digger of the week. Anne Vyalitsyna scored herself a date with Leonardo DiCaprio and her ratings immediately sky rocketed. While she previously posed in bikini for Sports Illustrated, the name of Anne Vyalitsyna means very little to most people and look what happened overnight – now she’s talked about across the blogosphere. If a chance to dig some gold comes, grab at it, sit on it and don’t let it pull out. Make sure sperm stays in your vagina. That’s the key to successful gold digging. It’s like moving it up to second base.

Leonardo di Caprio has recently broken up with another bikini model – Bar Refaeli. Having her replaced with Anne Vyalitsyna shows lack of imagination on behalf of Leonardo DiCaprio but hey… she’s Russian. Maybe she gives hell of a good head. Leonardo DiCaprio and Anne Vyalitsyna have been spending time together on Spanish island of Ibiza but Leo’s rep would not confirm that the two are an item. Yet. I’m not too fond of Anne Vyalitsyna. If you look up SI bikini photos, there are some sideboob pics there that make her boobs look sagged the same way Lindsay Lohan has.

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Is Joanna Krupa the Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World? (pics)

Joanna Krupa Photo in the Bikini

On its way of going down and down and down, Playboy continues with its endless charade of fail. Naming Joanna Krupa the sexiest swimsuit model in the world is Playboy’s latest showcase of how irrelevant and ridiculous this magazine is. I mean look at her – Joanna Krupa has got fake tits. The moment there are fake tits involved is the moment word sexy leaves the play and becomes completely irrelevant. Playboy has been irrelevant with the focus on fake breasted women for decades. It’s about time the operation of the irrelevant publication reached the end. And from sales of the magazin it seems like that day is not too far.

Joanna Krupa Bio

Joanna Krupa was born in Poland and just as 80% of poles, her parents moved out of there and settled abroad. This time in Chicago where Polish population is through the roof. According to interview with Fox New, Joanna Krupa has no issues posing topless or naked and tells other models that worrying about posing for the camera without clothes is ridiculous. Joanna Krupa said she took inspiration from quote of Pope John Paul II who said that people are born named, so showing naked bodies means showing works of God.

Aside from Playboy, Joanna Krupa also posed for other magazines for men, including Stuff, FHM, Inside Sport, Personal, Maxim,S teppin’ Out, and Teeze.

Below is the gallery of photos with Joanna Krupa. Take a look and tell if you really think this woman is the sexiest swimsuit model in the world as Playboy claims. No way, says me!

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Faith Hill Bikini Pic on Cover of Shape – 41 Year Old, Still So Hot!

Faith Hill Bikini Pic on Cover of Shape – 41 Year Old, Still So Hot!

Faith Hill Bikini Pic on Cover of Shape – 41 Year Old, Still So Hot!

This is the first Faith Hill bikini pic ever. Seriously. For the first time ever, Faith Hill took her clothes off and posed for the photographer in the bikini. The singer is 41 year old, but so hot. She looks no more than 30 to me. I know they have magical photoshop artists at Shape magazine who can turn any skin into a perfect skin, but there’s no doubt Faith Hill has perfect bikini body. They may have helped her with boobs and she’s probably too self conscious about her shoulders – which would explain why she’s wearing the cardigan over the bikini but still – at 41 sporting this type of bod… wow!

Faith Hill is a mother of three and her secret to having this hot a bikini body is – pilates. In an interview with Shape, Faith Hill gave all credit for her perfect bikini body to pilates. What the fuck is pilates anyway?

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