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Veronica Siwik-Daniels Fakes Tears to Milk More Money off Tiger Woods

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Veronica Siwik-Daniels Fakes Tears to Milk More Money off Tiger Woods

This is the most disgusting thing I have seen in my whole life. Filthy hooker by the name of Veronica Siwik-Daniels, who functions as dysfunctional porn star with nick Joslyn James paid a lawyer to respond to today’s Tiger Woods Public Statement. The video of this ridiculousness is below and I truly can’t believe what I have just seen. How can someone be so openly fake and greedy? Veronica Siwik-Daniels – pull your dumb head out of your overused ass. Do everyone a favor and hide from public eye cause you’re an embarrassment to human race.

In her statement, Veronica Siwik-Daniels’ attorney Gloria Allred read the most ridiculous pile of crap one can allow out of their mouth. I don’t understand how the seat she was twitching on did not catch fire from the ass of Beelzebub himself by uttering this bullshit. Gloria Allred prepared a statement that was to portray her client Veronica Siwik-Daniels as a saint who fell in love with Tiger Woods and quite possibly instructed her to fake tears on camera for better effect. Veronica Siwik-Daniels did not care for Tiger Woods one bit ever. Not now, not in the past, not ever in the future. All she cared about was his money and that’s what she wants more of so she hired the attorney to get her some. People who are in love don’t hire lawyers to get an apology from someone. People pay lawyers in hopes that they will get much more as result out of someone with assets.

If you watch the video, you will feel like you want to poke kittens in their ears with knitting needles, but when she say that “My client deserves better than this” – at that point she pushes it way too far. What? Your client is a filthy whore who did not hesitate to force herself into the life of a married man despite her knowledge that he was married. She wanted his money and is still hungry for it. She fakes tears on camera like we can’t tell that she’s a fake. Veronica Siwik-Daniels aka Joslyn James is a porn star. She spreads her legs for random men for money as a profession. And here she wants us to believe that she was in love with Tiger Woods? Yeah right. She used to be in love with nothing but his money while the was his “mistress” and now she magically turned around and loves him for who he is? Yeah, I get it. Because there is no more a chance he would be feeding her with gifts and cash forwards in exchange for sexual services, so she wants to make as much off of the publicity as possible. If regular income is to stop because of Tiger Woods’ new way of life, then why not milk as much out of him in the last go as possible, right?

Gloria Allred wants Tiger Woods to apologize to Veronica Siwik-Daniels and explain why he lied to her, over and over again. Well, Mrs. Allred let me fill you in. You do not apologize to whores. You do not explain crap to whores. They suck your tool, you pay them, they shut their mouth. That’s how it works with prostitutes. They sell their bodies for money. That’s what Veronica Siwik-Daniels was doing, that’s where she got the money from to pay you in the first place.

Veronica Siwik-Daniels is not Tiger Woods’ wife. She’s never been and never will be. She’s a prostitute and a gold digger – plain and simple. She has never felt anything for him, she only loved his money. As such, was unable to express her feelings because there are now. Instead, she had to read the statement just as you did, because she doesn’t feel in her heart what you needed her to say. I’ve never seen anyone this fake and this corrupted. How can she live with herself and look in the mirror. What a disgusting piece of worthless flesh around vagina. Veronica Siwik-Daniels, you are unbelievably disgusting and so are you, Gloria Allred for staging this charade and instructing your “client” to take part in this circus.

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Die Antwoord Interview – Fake or Not?

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Die Antwoord Interview - Fake or Not?

Haters of Die Antwoord are popping all over the interweb with countless claims that Die Antwoord is Fake. All I have to say to that is: “Oh, really?” Take a look around, take a look at contemporary music scene. Take a look at the likes of Lady Gaga, Jessica Simpson, Miley Cyrus or other imbeciles. The entire world of entertainment is fake. Pretending you are somebody else to make it big is nothing new. It’s been here ever since entertainment industry came to exist and will be here for as long as there is money in it. Is Die Antwoord fake or not? Who cares. The music is real, the next generation beats are real, their live concerts are real, Yo-Landi Vi$$er is damn effin real and I’d hit that. Most of all – their South African accent is real. What’s there to call fake still?

I can quite imagine that they play these simpletons making it part of their act and basing their “fake” philosophy on it, but I could care less. Their music rocks and delivers. Do they exaggerate in the interviews? Perhaps and who cares. So do all other performers who stick with what matches their style. Make sure you keep your eyes locked on Ninja’s ballsack. You’ll get enough of it throughout this interview. It’s pretty “self spoken”.

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Sheep in Turkey Gives Birth to Lamb with Human Face

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Sheep in Turkey Gives Birth to Lamb with Human Face

I wouldn’t believe this story if you bribed me with blowjobs from your sister, but since masses at large out there are prone to believe anything they are served (Barack Obama becoming the president is the proof of the previous statement), let me tell you about a sheep in Turkey that gave birth to a dead lamb with human face:

Turkish veterinarian Erhan Elibol performed Cesarean section on the sheep in Izmir, Turkey but when lamb came out, it had snout that resembled human face (has Barack Obama been to Turkey recently?). Given that this story originates from Turkey one would have to think twice before they believe it. Mutating a sheep with human genes would not be that easy but then again, Turkey is a predominantly Muslim country (almost everyone is Muslim – 99%) and you never know what a Muslim would stick his dick into.

If you add to it the fact that most deformities come from these parts of the world (India rules in this regard), you could easily come to conclusion that this story is real, regardless of how crazy it may seem at first. Of course there are no videos of the lamb with human body, only questionable quality pictures and locals burned the body after it was born so scientists couldn’t study it and confirm the claims. You believe Barack Obama is the savior of the world, feel free to believe a sheep in Turkey gave birth to a lamb with human face. Meantimely, I’ll go and enjoy quality time with your sister.

This Is Why Nobody Likes Kids

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I’ve seen this ridiculously lame and fake video today. It’s with that guy who has that awesome Aussie accent and then there is that spider on the ceiling and everything is fine, the spider kind of jumps off of the ceiling as the Oz man tries to trap her in a plastic jar but the entire footage is spoiled by fake kid voice. Atrocious. This is why nobody likes kids. Kids sound irritating and act irritating. Why would you voice over a stupid kid’s voice when you are putting together a viral video. This would be fun to watch, albeit fake video, but it’s utterly rotten now with that kid’s voice. Why not spruce it up with the sound of blood squirting out of kid’s head or something less irritating. Seriously, this is why nobody likes kids. Because you force them into otherwise half enjoyable videos.

Nice spider BTW.

George Bush Heckled by Guy with Video Camera in a Restaurant

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This video is all sorts of weird. A guy apparently walked into his local restaurant which looks like the seediest bar in bad neighborhood and inside there was former US president George Bush along with full entourage of bodyguards. What was George Bush doing in a seedy restaurant is unknown to me and why would he want to dine there is totally odd, but let’s go with the story. As our hero spotted George Bush, he silently walked out of said restaurant, went back into his car, took a video camera he had there, turned it on and walked back into the restaurant set to hackle the crap out of former president.

Video starts with some shaky footage during which the cameraman yells some anti Bush slogans, calls him a murderer and a piece of shit, and tells him that he won’t get his New World Order. The guy goes on with his charade and brings up the millions of deaths George Bush is responsible for. Nowhere in the video could I see George Walker Bush. The picture is unclear and shaky and never really offers any image that would identify George Bush. The guy is then pushed out of the restaurant by what is supposed to be ex president’s bodyguard while still hackling ex pres by calling him all sorts of names.

I’m having hard time believing this video. First of all, all we can see are some men in suits. Aged couple dining inside doesn’t give half crap about what’s going on. Guy with a camera goes on a rant about how people know what George Bush did and that we won’t let them start the New World Order or some shite and uses a lot of bad language. He is then banished from a public place? That’s where he lost me completely. I call shanenigans. Nice try, dude wanted to get his message across but it seems rather pathetic. I wish it was real.

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Teacher Gets Dwarf Hamsters for Birthday, Freaks Out and Stomps Them (video)

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I’m the biggest animal lover in the world who would not normally laugh at any suffering or death of animals, unless it’s mosquitoes we’re talking about, but this video gave me the LULz nonetheless. It’s in some non English speaking country, perhaps The Netherlands. Students bought a present for their young and hot teacher – a pair of dwarf hamsters. When teachers walks in the class, they sing Happy Birthday To You in English and hand her the bag with live dwarf hamsters inside. Teacher freaks the crap out, drops the bag and instantly stomps poor hamsters without second guessing, depositing the bag in a garbage bin. She then ends the birthday joys and proceeds with lecture.

I don’t know whether this video is real or fake. I have the tendency to not believe anything I see on the internet. I would expect the teacher to feel the hamsters inside the bag as it was handed to her. They are lively little rats that move a lot so there would be something to feel as you grab a hold of the bag. And since of course the video was filmed from an angle at which you can’t see the stomping of the rats, it’s all left to our guessing. I go with fake, but funny all the same.

Montauk Monster Washed Ashore of Plum Island – FAKE!

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Montauk Monster Washed Ashore of Plum Island

If you’re on line, you have already heard the biggest news of the day – Montauk Monster was allegedly found washed on the shores of Plum Island. What followed immediately was the same scenario as with any other fake news. Questionable photos were passed around, video of questionable quality with big watermark was uploaded on youtube – you know, the same signature scenario that follows all supernatural phenomena discovered by losers who are taking their one and only lifetime shot at making it big. This is as fake as it gets!

Yes, I said it out loud. There is no such thing as Montauk Monster on Plum Island. There has never been a bigfoot in northern Georgia nor any other extraterrestrial species. Once you see shady photos and videos with big watermarks, you know it’s fake – it’s a scam pulled off by some closeted homosexuals from grandma’s basements who are trying to get laid for the first time. Fake Montauk Monster story will put them on the TV, everyone will talk about them, they will have paparazzi after their asses like they are celebrities and eventually they will admit it was all fake and life will go on, but they will have got laid while it lasted. See, how simple? Just make up a story about some new speciest of a Montauk Monster, take some photos of something odd looking somewhere on Plum Island, put a website together, film a video with direct spotlight to make it impossible to see what’s being filmed, talk some gay crap while it’s being filmed while simultaneously fingering your virgin asshole, upload it on your tube, send a couple of press releases – done. You’re a star!

The video of those losers with small penises who claim they have found Montauk Monster on Plum Island is below. Just listen to them talking and you will be certain that they are faking it, but trying to be serious so as not to ruin their only shot at fame. FAKE:

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David LaChapelle’s Explicit Pic of Lil’ Kim As The Virgin Mary was Fake

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David LaChapelle’s Explicit Pic of Lil’ Kim As The Virgin Mary

Earlier today a picture above flooded the waves of information highway causing major outrage. It was claimed that the picture was taken by an accomplished photographer David LaChapelle and featured crappiest singer and wannabe rapper in the world – Lil’ Kim as the Virgin Mary. Well, while Lil’ Kim is in fact useless farts in water, she never posed for that pic and David LaChapelle never took it. It’s fake shit made by one of Lil’ Kim’s fans (what the fuck, this useless piece of wasted human flesh has a fucking fan???) which is the most disturbing thing about this picture.

I don’t care that this pic is derogatory to believers and non believers alike, I don’t care that a little kid is a part of it and that there’s naked make asses and moobs, nor that there’s crack all over the floor along with used syringes. What boggles me is that Lil’ Kim has a fan. That’s some disturbing shit right there. Fuck! Just how dumb are people…

Anyway, that shit’s fake, yo…

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The McCain Girls Are Fake. Damn!

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I’m hurt. The McCain Girls, the best music to have hit the interweb are fake. They have been manufactured by 23/6 website for mere kicks of it, mainly as a response to Obama Girls and other “campaign-song” crap by supporters of the other two presidential candidates. Damn!

All three chicks from McCain Girls have been hired and the video purposefully made to look home made and was uploaded on YouTube. It worked perfect, why did they have to come to light? If I was an American, I’d vote for John McCain just on the principle that he had these hot bitches singing songs about him. But it’s all in vein now. These hot bitches were paid to sing about McCain.

Kim Kardashian in Bikini, Showing her Not so Perfect Fake Ass

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Remember Kim Kardashian, the chick we all admired because of her incredibly developed ass? She only used to be seen covering her behind by all means possible. If she was on the beach in a bikini, she would either stay submerged in water or have a towel handy so she could cover her most praised asset as soon as she’d get out. We already know exactly why. Because her ass is fake.

The proof that Kim Kardashian’s ass is fake is here. Once we all seen clearly how the silicone stuffings in her ass wobble as she’s being fucked doggy style by her African American boyfriend, Kim stopped hiding her ass from the eyes of paparazzi. It is also possible that she was hiding it because it was still in the healing process and she didn’t want to expose it until the fakes are properly settled under the skin of her arse.

Here are latest pictures of Kim Kardashain in bikini, this time not even remotely trying to hide her ass form view. And the view is not that flattering. Calling it a less-than-perfect ass is actually going overboard, but hell, she’s a celebrity so what the heck.

Kim Kardashian in Bikini - not perfect ass

Kim Kardashian in Bikini - not perfect ass

Kim Kardashian in Bikini - not perfect ass

Kim Kardashian in Bikini - not perfect ass

Kim Kardashian in Bikini - not perfect ass

Images source – Splash News via Egotastic

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