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Jennifer Anniston Naked on GQ Cover (pic)

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Jennifer Anniston Naked on GQ Cover (pic)

What a worthless waste of cover page. Jennifer Anniston made a desperate attempt at pulling off “the sexy” and stripped naked for the cover of GQ but it’s all just one big fat fail cause we can’t see shit. No nipples, no labia, not even motherfucking areola. What a let down. I call for redo of the GQ cover. We need some sex there, not mindless tease.

I’ve been desperately trying to find a reason to like Jennifer Anniston ever since the beginnings of Friends but I can’t. She’s just one worthless, mediocre looking piece of naked ass with fugly feet (just look at this cover).

And since Jennifer Anniston is on the cover of GQ, it goes without saying that the GQ whores made an interview with her and there is no interview with Jennifer Anniston without dabbing into the whole Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie bullshit. And what did the smart ass Jennifer Anniston say? She called it an “insane Bermuda Triangle”. Her manager must have told her what to say. I don’t think she has a clue where Bermuda Triangle is.

Jen also told GQ that she’s more confident with herself now that she’s 39 than when she was in her 20s or 30s. I never realized she was a MILF. She’s still that crazy ho from Friends who pretends to be a teen to me. Obviously, not even if you live in Hollywood the time stops for you. She must have a giant collection of MILF vibrators at home.

Victoria Ann Chacon – Why Did I Not Have a Teacher Like That?

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Victoria Ann Chacon - Why Did I Not Have a Teacher Like That?

Shit like that really pisses me off. Why did I not have a teacher like Victoria Ann Chacon. This 27 year old cougar bought a cell phone, gave it to some minor kid and started sending him topless pics of herself. Moronic kid must not have got the memo. If I had a MILF teacher sending me naked pics of herself to a cell phone she bought for me, I’d reply with an sms message with directions to a closest dumpster so I can get my first anal sex experience. Victoria Ann Chacon – that name itself gives me an itch. Fucking annoying shit – why teachers like that never taught at schools I’ve attended?

Victoria Ann Chacon, a teacher of the Somerset Independent School District was charged with distributing harmful material to a minor and was dismissed. The moronic kid to whom she was sending topless pics was not her student. Still moronic.

Victoria Ann Chacon allegedly met the 14 year old San Antonio boy at the church (I should start attending church masses if that’s where all horny cougars who want to fuck go).

Brooke Burke Kicks Ass on Dancing with the Stars 7 (video)

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Burke Brooke Dancing with the Stars

Brooke Burke owned Dancing with the Stars 7 last night. Scoring 23 out of 30, Brooke Burke is leading the dancing competition. I don’t normally watch Dancing with the Stars – it blows whale stiff cock, but Brooke Burke is a MILF with 4 kids and still so hot. Her well trained vagina must be capable of muscle contractions that would make me squirt out of my ears.

While Brooke Burke dominated kick off of the seventh season of the Dancing with the Stars, there were some other remarkable performances worth mention too. In particular Cloris Leachman, who only scored 16, but put her leg up on the judge’s table, kneeled in front of Len Goodman and graced the lap of Carrie Ann Inaba with her ass. Cloris Leachman is 82 year old :D

Below is the video of Brooke Burke Kicking Ass on Dancing with the Stars 7

Brooke Burke Image Credit: AP

Sharon Stone Crazy Hard Nipples

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Sharon Stone Crazy Hard Nipples

Sharon Stone has crazy hard nipples. She’s a hot MILF like no other. 50 year old but easily hotter than most younger chicks. And let’s not forget the finest body part of this MILF – Sharon Stone Pussy Bulge. This bitch has crotch that looks like crotch of Ron Jeremy. I’d still hit that.

But let’s talk about Sharon Stone crazy hard nipples for a second. So casual, so candid and so hard. Damn, she must have been having sex over phone, her snatch was probably leaking wet with pussy juices and smelled of sex in miles radius. Horny dogs were gathering around to see which bitch is so horny she gives out this smell of love. Sharon Stone is the pinnacle of sex. I want to have sex with her before I die. Hope she won’t pull tae kwon do on my ass…

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Jenny McCarthy – Hottest Milf in Hollywood

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Jenny McCarthy- Hottest Milf in Hollywood

Jenny McCarthy is so fine. Definitely one of the hottest, if not THE hottest MILF in Hollywood. She’s just perfect, she’s fun, good looking, dresses up without making herself look slutty, never goes over the top with her hair or make up. Plus look at that body – that’s one fine Mom I’d Like to Fuck.

Let’s talk about her nipple for a second. I’m not a big fan of big boob, I prefer them smaller and perky, but those hard nipples of Jenny McCarthy are looking at me and talking to me. You can never go wrong with tight jeans and black tank top without a bra if you’re a famous Hollywood Milf, because flashes of paparazzi always make otherwise opaque black look see through. Those nipples are worth it. Jim Carrey is a lucky bugger. He get’s to fuck Jenny McCarthy, the hottest Milf in Hollywood.

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