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Claudia Schiffer Pregnant Pics

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Claudia Schiffer Pregnant Photo

Claudia Schiffer was once the most coveted supermodel of the world. All my friends had her pictures on their dressers and posters on the walls. These days are long gone, because time doesn’t stop for anyone even if they once were a famous supermodel. Claudia Schiffer is pregnant and pregnancy often means deterioration of woman’s looks. However, judging by these Claudia Schiffer pregnant pics, despite her age, she looks mighty good. Aside from those distasteful shades, I’d say Claudia Schiffer is one super hot MILF.

There is no doubt that her body is covered in stretch marks and likely looks nothing like when we saw her in bikini back then, but I still maintain that despite triple pregnancy, Claudia Schiffer remains one of the finest woman around. Being originally German, she’d still have that harsh German accent that’s bund to give the woody no matter what. Unfortunately, her vagina is reserved for Matthew Vaughn, Claudia Schiffer’s husband who deposited his naughty sperm into her womb causing that baby bump we see in the pics to develop.

Claudia Schiffer is expected to give birth to her third child in May of 2010. The pics were taken in London, England, the gallery is below.

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Marko Jaric Knocked Up Adriana Lima

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Marko Jaric Knocked Up Adriana Lima

I could never understand the fuss around Adriana Lima. The ho looks too plastic to me. Some people even used to go as far as calling her “the sexiest woman in the world” – that would have been sad world if that were true. Everybody knows that the sexiest woman in the world is Susan Boyle. Adriana Lima has got nothing on Susan, but let’s not talk glamour in a post about fug spawn. Marko Jaric shoved him man penis into Adriana Lima’s vagina and let the content of his testicules erupt releasing an avalanche of hot semen right into the woman’s womb. How’s Adriana Lima attractive now? Did you picture her with Marko Jaric’s sperm oozing out of her worn out vagina? There was so much semen deposited inside her womb that it forced its way through ass membranes and some even leaked out of her ass. That would have been a newly discovered phenomenon called “anal creampie without anal sex”. I’m sure Adriana Lima doesn’t take Marko Jaric’s cock in the ass. Plastic Barbie dolls don’t do anal. You need a real woman to experience real sex.

The sperm of Marko Jaric left panty creamer Adriana Lima pregnant. Basketball player Marko Jaric married Adriana Lima on this year’s Valentine’s Day. I’d laugh my ass off if the baby was born with silly pubestache like the one Marko Jaric is sporting under his crossed eyes.

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26 Year Old Anna Soderstrom Pregnant with 67 Year Old Terry Jones’ Baby

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26 Year Old Anna Soderstrom Pregnant with 61 Year Old Terry Jones' Baby

Shocking – 67 year old Monty Python actor Terry Jones still has a sperm active enough to knock up 26 year old chick. On a second note, 26 year old Swedish cutie Anna Soderstrom can probably deliver pussy squeeze that would promote sperm production in a man of any age. They rock like that in Sweden. They also obviously know how to dig gold cause Anna Soderstrom isn’t anyone particularly special. She’s a graduate from Swedish Oxford University which doesn’t mean much. She was however smart enough to know which is the right (albeit wrinkled up) penis to sit on. She sat on it, delivered massive inter-vaginal squeeze, swallowed all the semen with her womb and now she’s pregnant with Terry Jones’ baby. That’s how gold diggers do it. High five!

Props to Terry Jones who’s near 70 but fucks like a teenager and doesn’t look anything close to his age. Perhaps it’s the Swedish ass he’s got by his side that uplifts his spirit and enhances production of youth endorphins which are only created when quality blowjob is received.

According to reports, Anna Soderstrom has been dating Terry Jones for almost 5 years. It was this relationship to a slick Swedish university student that ruined Terry Jones’ marriage to Alison Telfer. And now that Anna Soderstrom is pregnant it irks Alison Telfer, who was married to Terry Jones for 35 years even more.

According to British Daily Mail, Anna Soderstrom is expected to give birth in fall. And Terry Jones is right – why not go for a trophy wife who can still give you a woody. Old man’s prostate is still working. Might as well stick it to young pussy before his time comes. And Anna Soderstrom benefits too, cause she’s a successful gold digger. The only person who doesn’t benefit is Alison Telfer, but she should have remembered to suck on that old man’s dick more often while he was sleeping in her bed still. Way of the world.

Source: Daily Mail

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Brooke Mueller is Pregnant, Charlie Sheen Knocked her Up

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Brooke Mueller is Pregnant, Charlie Sheen Knocked her Up

Brooke Mueller is Pregnant. The hottest piece of ass that douche Charlie Sheen could have come by is not only available for him to fuck, he even got to spray his semen all over her vagina insides to the point that Brooke Mueller is now knocked up with his child. Damn Charlie Sheen, his new wife is so hot. Check out Brooke Mueller hot bikini pictures to see what I mean.

In Touch Magazine (yes, that In Touch that get 95% of everything they report wrong) is reporting that only few short months after their wedding, Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen are expecting a baby. Charlie Sheen is on top of his fertility period. Denise Richards, his former wife with whom he’s still going through painful legal after divorce crap must be fuming out of anger. Their nasty custody battle over their children Sam and Lola is still happening and still very bitter. That doesn’t stop Charlie Sheen from inseminating Brooke Mueller. She’s one hot piece of ass, I’d make her pregnant in an instant too.

Charlie Sheen is definitely a weirdo and a douche, but he seems so very happy with Brooke Mueller and keeps telling everyone what a great step mother she is to his three kids from previous marriages (on top of Sam and Lola, Charlie Sheen is also a father to 25-year-old Cassandra Jade Estevez, from his first marriage to Paula Profit). Congrats to the happy couple and I hope Brooke Mueller gives birth to a beautiful, healthy child :)

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller image credit: Adriana M. Barraza / WENN

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Pregnant with French President’s Child

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Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Pregnant with French President\'s Child

Hottest president’s wife in the world – Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy is rumored to be pregnant with president’s child. The picture of the couple in which Nicolas Sarkozy fondles Carla Bruni’s baby bump (or what appears as such) was taken while the couple was on holiday at their family villa on the French Riviera. As soon as the pic hit internet, the speculations on Carla Bruni’s pregnancy began.

I totally envy French President. He’s got the hottest wife ever. Carla Bruni, New First Lady of France is former model from Italy and there’s just way too much goodness on her to list. She’s perfect.

Nicolas Sarkozy married Carla Bruni last February and Carla has not been hiding her desire to have a family with kids and all. Vanity Fair did an interview with 40 year old Carla Bruni in which she mentioned that she and French president are trying for a baby. Carla has one son from previous relationship. His name is Aurelien, he’s 7 year old and it’s hard to believe that hot bod already spawned a kid.

She’s denied all speculations that she was pregnant, but remains open about wanting to have family with Nicolas Sarkozy. Maybe a little stay at French Riviera will conceive a little Sarkozi kid. Maybe there’s one in her belly already. Frenchy is lucky. He gets to bone that hot bod. Damn…

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy and Nicolas Sarkozy Image Credit: Bigpics/PR

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Jessica Alba Hot Boobs with Sexy Nipples

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Jessica Alba Hot Boobs with Sexy Nipples

Bad news first – Jessica Alba is pregnant. Being knocked up with somebody else’s kid is always gross. Some dude other than you forced his penis into Jessica Alba’s vagina and unloaded his full crap of sperm right into her womb. That disgusting fluid made its way through her cervix into the uterus and impregnated once sexy body turning it into big belly bullshit of some sort. Fucking gross.

Good news second – Jessica Alba still has hot boobs and fucking sweet sexy nipples that get so hard you can’t miss them through that black, see through top she’s wearing. Fucking sweet deal. Too bad she’s preggo. That’s unforgivable. That shit should be illegal.

Just as it happened with Emma Watson’s Pussy Flash, also Jessica Alba obviously didn’t realize that fine black fabric appears fully opaque under regular light, but fire some camera flash at it and it all goes see through. Kudos to her for going around without bra now that her boobs are all swallen and filled with hot milk. Otherwise we wouldn’t have this opportunity at seeing her pencil eraser nipples with clear view of her well shaped her tits are. Next time, put some black underwear on, will ya, Jessica ;)

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Tori Spelling Pregnant Picture in Bikini

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Tori Spelling Pregnant Picture in Bikini

Tori Spelling is so attractive… NOT. I could never get it how she got the role in Beverly Hills 90210, but I guess her dad Aaron Spelling being a TV producer made a difference. It still changes nothing on the fact that Tori Spelling is plain and simple not hot.

But she’s knocked up. Somebody totally inseminated her, filled up her vagina with his man juice and the sperms invaded her urethra so badly she ended up pregnant. Now she’s walking around in bikini showing us that even somebody as unattractive as her can have big gross preggo belly. Yeah, preggo chicks are gross. Now add two and two:

Tori Spelling = not attractive
pregnant chicks = gross

you get the picture. So why am I posting the picture of her pregnant? Wearing a bikini? I was seriously myself like – WTF? And thought I’d screw your hump day too.

BTW, can you imagine Tori Spelling after the baby popped out? All stretch marks and shit? OMG, that’s gonna be so gross. I hope for a picture. I’m totally going to post that shit on here.

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