So I haven’t been around much lately because I’m traveling around the world, but when the story of Cheerleader Desiree Jennings was brought to my attention, I lost all hope for humanity again. Do you people actually believe this story? Do you actually believe Desiree Jennings suffers from some “rare disorder” called Dystonia which she should have developed after getting a flu shot? While I can imagine flu shots can go wrong in all sorts of manner, why is it always a failed cheerleader of below average looks who believes she’s the next superstar but the stardom has been avoiding her that comes with gut wrenching story for publicity? Why is it not some normal girl who pulls publicity stunt of this kind?
I’m having hard time believing Desiree Jennings’ story no matter how much she tries to play nerve wrecking moves when she stops running. I can’t believe the news reporter is playing her game and doesn’t simply tell her to quit the bullshit and start acting like an adult she should be. Was he so taken aback by her below average looks he had to play a puppet on a string? That’s some seriously pathetic shit right there. Too many question marks in a simple equation. Desiree Jennings got her 5 minutes of fame. I’ll eat a cactus if her story is true and she actually suffered from real neurological disorder after that flu shot. Is Dystonia just a name for something doctor’s don’t even know what it is?
Video of bad acting skills on behalf of Desiree Jennings and a news reporter is below. Seems pretty pathetic to me, to be honest.
Were you one of the many who felt outraged by Kanye West ruining Taylor Swift’s big moment at MTV’s VMA? Has it ever occurred to you that it all could have been one big publicity stunt? What if none of what we have seen was real? What if all that fiasco was a staged, pre-planned production to boost publicity? As it turns out, both Kanye West and Taylor Swift have the same agent. His name is David Wirtschafter. Let’s do some loud thinking and you can do your own math yourself:
What if David Wirtschafter simply realized that most of TV viewers are brainless morans who will eat what they are served and will not only munch with their mouth closed, they will also pick their teeth when they are alone in the washroom. As history proves us, manipulating masses is this easy.
Given the above, what if David Wirtschafter who represents both Kanye West and Taylor Swift, called them both up for the meeting and told them that MTV’s Video Music Awards is a good opportunity to stir controversy? Because controversy gets people talking and the more the people talk, the more the boring musicians such as Kanye West and Taylor Swift remain before public’s eyes and for as long as they are there, the public will spend money on their boring albums.
But how to pull off a publicity stunt that will work and get people talking? Afterall, they have other boring artists like Lady Gaga who’s also a shitty musician (it hurts to give her a title of a musician, but let’s leave it for now) desperate for attention and since her music sucks, she can only do try hard attempts to draw attention to herself.
In order to outdo a bunch of wannabies like Lady GaGa, one would have to come up with an idea for a publicity stunt that will not only shock, but also upset people. And what could possibly achieve both? How about Kanye West stepping in to ruin what people would see as big moment of Taylor Swift? This would definitely get everyone upset, all mainstream media would talk about it and the public would want to see who that poor Taylor Swift is again, since all they hear about from every angle is her and then some more of her.
To keep the momentum going, Kanye West who will also be talked about could go on apologizing to Taylor West ad nauseum until every single moran on the face of a planet has heard of both Kanye West and Taylor Swift and (hopefully) checked out their music while they’re at it.
Could it really be that Taylor Swift was not a victim but we the public are? Could it be that David Wirtschafter truly pulled off a well pre-arranged publicity stunt at MTV’s VMA that delivered and continues to deliver on the momentum? You be the judge. The fact remains that under the heading for “Agent”, both Kanye West and Taylor Swift have the same name – David Wirtschafter.
