As we have reported yesterday, Scarlett Johansson got engaged to Ryan Reynolds and as we have expected, ScarJo appeared at the MET’s Costume Institute Gala to show her new engagement ring off.

Ryan Reynolds wasn’t at the gala, but Scarlett pounced around wearing her hands just the way so as to make her engagement ring visible. Paparazzi went berserk. Wait… Ryan Reynolds wasn’t there? Scandal! He already can’t stand her ass. I sense divorce is in brewing, give it a couple month and we’ll see the flying engagement ring hit a paparazzi in the eye. That would be priceless. We’d have a divorce and a law suit at the same time. Got to love celebrities.

It always made me wander – do you think ScarJo keeps asking Ryan if he fucked Alanis Morissette in the ass? Or do you think maybe Ryan tells ScarJo that Alanis let him fuck her in the ass so why she makes such a big deal out of it? Maybe she can deepthroat better so it’s all good.

Congrats to your engagement, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds. Make some kids already.

ScarJo is Scarlett Johansson… just in case you’ve lived in a cave last few years. She’s the blonde chick with big smile you may have seen in The Horse Whisperer.

So this ScarJo aka Scarlett Johansson got engaged to that twink above. His name is Ryan Reynolds – a Canadian actor best known for his part in TV Series Two Guys and a Girl, but he also played in some Hollywood movies, such as Blade: Trinity or Smoking Aces.

ScarJo is set to release an album sometimes soon. I think she just needed to stir waters around her otherwise non interesting persona as part of her marketing campaign. But engagement? Wy not grace us with nip slip or a sex tape? Who cares for engagement rings on your finger? Show your tits of get the fuck out. Geeeee….

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