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Love Doll Brothels in Japan

Happy — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 13:06:09 +0000

The Only in Japan label often attributed to Japan is a well deserved one. And that’s in a good way – at least from my standpoint. No other country is whacky enough, or has the balls to do what takes place in Japan on a daily basis, but that’s beyond the point. Do you remember the post I recently made about brothels in Japan and how awesome they were. I posted whole gallery of pictures from inside the brothels to show how rooms are themed to satisfy the kink of any client, regardless of how twisted it may be. Well, there is one brothel niche in Japan that’s booming like no other. It’s Love Dolls Brothels. It is exactly what it sounds like – Love Doll Brothels are brothels that base their business on offering clients sex with love dolls, aka silicone humanoids made to look like cute girls from fantasy movies.

Make no mistake, though. A Japanese Love Doll is not the same as a sex doll you buy from a sex shop on line. Those Jenna Jameson sex dolls are cheap inflatable jokes that don’t deliver real pleasure. Japanese Love Dolls are a whole different league. They are made of silicone which houses a metal skeleton with functional joints that allow the love doll to imitate the moves of a real woman.

Because of high quality of material and workmanship used in production of Japanese Love Dolls, they come with a mighty price tag. The cheaper ones usually go for about $6,000 which makes the cost of acquiry rather prohibitive for most men. And that’s exactly what smart businessmen in Japan realized and next thing you know, Love Doll Brothels start popping up all over the place.

Naturally, one would think that if a man is willing to pay for sex with a love doll, he might as well pay for sex with a real woman in a brothel with live girls, making for an impression that a business model of a Love Doll Brothel is unsustainable but the experience proves otherwise. As it turns out, there are many men who are too shy to deal with a real women and feel much more comfortable in presence of a love doll. And then there are others who appreciate the fact that unlike real women, love dolls don’t yap, don’t say no, don’t complain and don’t cheat on you.

A real woman plain and simple cannot offer what a love doll can. Women are too full of themselves and take pleasure in breaking men’s hearts so dealing with a doll is an upgrade from an unpleasant experience real women provide. Plus in Japan, men are obsessed with anime and manga girls and having sex with their favorite characters is one of their biggest fantasies. Love Dolls basically offer a way to hit two birds with one stone and that’s why Love Dolls Brothel business models is so successful in Japan. Check out the gallery of pictures below:

Photos of Brothels in Japan, Including Pictures of Themed Rooms to Please All Kinks

Happy — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 16:19:17 +0000

There is no doubt that Japan is one of the best destination for a single male traveller as there is no doubt that Brothels in Japan are way more innovative and stimulating than your average mattress in a dodgy room you’ll find in brothels elsewhere. Not only are rooms in Japanese brothels clean and tidy, they are also themed and equipped with furniture and tools you’ll need to truly let your fantasies fly. But enough words – let’s take a look at photos of themed rooms inside brothels in Japan where no matter what your kink is, you can unleash your fantasies and have yourself the best sex of your life. Being served by cute Japanese girls only makes the entire experience so much more exhilarating. Check out the gallery of photos below:

Joleen Baughman and Her Persistent Sexual Arousal

Happy — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:09:16 +0000

39 year old Joleen Baughman of New Mexico (in picture above) was driving her compensating Dodge Ram truck and being a female driver, she must have totally sucked behind the wheel cause it got her in an accident. Even though damage to truck doesn’t seem that severe, Joleen Baughman managed to disturb a certain nerve in her pelvis. The nerve she damaged is allegedly responsible for sexual arousal so ever since her car crash, Joleen Baughman has been feeling sexually aroused virtually all the time. Doctors say there is a name to this ridiculousness – they call this rare disorder a Restless Genital Syndrome or Persistent Sexual Arousal. I’m not entirely sure whether that’s a win for her husband, cause it seems sex does as much nothing to her as it did before, but at least now she wants it often.

This story screams all sorts of bullshit at me. Kind of reminds me of that other bullshitter extraordinaire who goes by the name of Desiree Jennings. Remember Desiree Jennings and how everybody was jumping down my throat for calling shenanigans? Well, look at where they are now. There is so much bullshit out there, that if someone pulls another “rare disorder”, especially if it has something to do with sexuality, the bullshit alarm instantly goes off. Persistent Sexual Arousal my ass. I’ve been suffering from Persistent Sexual Arousal my whole life and I don’t go all ape media shit about it. Attention seekers have been off the hook as of late.
Mrs. Joleen Baughman, if you are not lying and not pulling yet another hoax at us (or should I say “at them” cause I seem to be the only person alive who doesn’t instantly swallow each hoax served on a plate), then I hope it’s all for the best and that there is better good in your newly developed Persistent Sexual Arousal. Keep your husband happy and instead of training yourself to not feel aroused, train yourself to actually enjoy having sex so you don’t just lay there like a useless piece of white meat. Good luck and let me know how it went.

Picture of Joleen Baughman and source: mirror.co.uk

Tiger Woods Sex Tape

Happy — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:23:47 +0000

You know it’s coming, right? Tiger Woods Sex Tape will be on your computer screen very soon. I’m sure Tiger Woods’ agents are working round the clock to make sure any possible recordings of his Ambien Sex parties with countless mistresses are erased from the surface of the world, but so are the bounty hunters who realize there is a high price tag on Tiger Woods Sex Tape. Everyone know that if there is a Tiger Woods sex tape, it will be the most famous sex tape in existence and whoever gets to own it, will cash in like there’s no tomorrow. Hence the price for scoring one would be in multimillion dollar figures.

When it rains on Tiger Woods, it pours on Tiger Woods. The only thing worse than all current scandals that could happen to him is the actual Tiger Woods Sex Tape. But he needs to fear not. If the Tiger Woods sex tape does leak and makes it on the internet, he will likely lose some of his endorsements, but he can always make a new pact with Ambien and become their face. I’m sure their stock is already sky high and so are sales. If he actually smiled for their ads, the money would be pouring in. Screw Nike and their stupid shoes. Ambien Sex is where it’s at. Now let’s see some ugly skanks sucking on that Black/Asian cock of his. Let’s have some Tiger Woods sex tape.

Ambien Sex Explained (The Tiger Woods Secret)

Happy — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:03:59 +0000

Now that Tiger Woods is in the spotlight, all forms of weird characters are coming out of the woodwork to share juicy details about his affairs. The latest one has to do with Ambien Sex. Yes, friends of Rachel Uchitel told Radar that Tiger Woods was seeing her to have Ambien Sex with him. That’s what they allege he asked for. Now don’t be surprised that someone like Tiger Woods knows and practices Ambien Sex yet you have never even heard of it. You’re not alone. Not even a deviated mind like mine has come far enough to understand Ambien Sex. Looks like I have not been lucky to boink with crazy enough bitches. Let’s look into what Ambien Sex is to get it explained once and for all:

When you take Ambien, the drug gets you into the infamous Ambien Haze and if you engage in a sexual activity while still hazing, the sex will be wild and uninhabited. You’ll do things you’d never do sober. Then when you wake up in the morning, you won’t remember a damn thing. That could be beneficial cause you will only see the aftermath of your kinky night, such as the toilet brush up your ass. Unless of course you set up the cameras to film your charade but then you could end up puzzled like those kids in The Blairwitch Project. As long as you don’t gut and dismember your Ambien Sex partner, it’s all cool. Where do I get some, anyway? I’d like to know what I’m capable of when I don’t hold back. Let’s have Ambien Sex. We’ll keep it a secret. Tiger Woods does it, why can’t we all?

Jerking Off to a Picture of Fruit in a Glass Bowl (video)

Happy — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:29:41 +0000

There’s nothing like a little jerk-off to a picture of fruit in a glass bowl. If you’ve never jerked off to a picture of a fruit in a glass bowl – OWM, you have no idea what you’re missing out on. Here’s a video to give you some inspiration and seriously… don’t pass up on the best this life has to offer. Jerk it off… to a picture of fruit in a glass bowl. Hellz yeah!

Why is Sex so Complicated?

Happy — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:09:10 +0000

I’ve stumbled across this interesting picture by Imran Jafri that basically makes you ask the simplest of questions: “Why is sex so complicated?” Or better yet: “Why is sex made to be so complicated?” What’s so complicated about sex anyway?

The picture particularly targets the Wikipedia page about sex. I must admit I have never made it to that page, even though I’ve been on so many Wiki pages before. To no surprise – yes, the Wikipedia description of sex is immense. If a teenage child stumbled upon it to get information about sex, I can imagine them taking off before they can acquire any form of knowledge.

On the other hand, there is so much sex everywhere, we even get to check off SEX boxes on application forms. When I was first introduced to sex, there was no Wikipedia around. Sex itself didn’t seem complicated, getting some was a challenge. That’s what happens when you’re not a popular guy.

To make things even worse, I’ve also stumbled upon this Mitsubishi commercial which only confirms the Wikipedia take on it – yes, sex is complicated. Duh!

Prince William and Kate Middleton Stolen Sex Pics

Happy — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:36:20 +0000

I know you all can’t wait what Prince William’s penis and Kate Middleton’s vagina looks like and your wishes are about to come true. Prince William and Kate Middleton hed their personal digital camera stolen and as it turns out, the chip could contain sex pics of the couple doing nasty things to each other. Let the sexual fantasies take off – what do you think sex between Prince William and Kate Middleton looks like? Prince William probably puts a ring gag in Kate Middleton, ties her up in unescapable Japanese bondage, puts clothes pins on her nipples and labia and slashes her with a cane. And she screams: “Thank you, Master!” – Nah, I made that all up. Prince William would never do that to her. Kate Middleton looks like she could easily take it in the ass. My type of lay…

Enough blabber. British The Sun reports that they were offered sex pics of Prince William and Kate Middleton that are reportedly on a flash card from a stolen camera. Two guys who claim they’ve got the cam with intimate pics asked for £50,000.

Instead of creating another sex scandal, The Sun reported the buggers to the police who arrested one guy who’s now held on suspicion of theft and attempted money laundering. FAIL!

Aside form boring pictures of Prince William and Kate Middleton swimming and frolicking together, the camera reportedly contained pictures of the couple making out in the Caribbean while on the holiday. The Royals made sure none of the pics leak to the public and The Sun did their civic duty in protecting the family. I’m sure there were pictures much juicier than what we’re being told, but Queen wouldn’t be impressed if hard core BDSM pics of her grand son got plastered all over the net. If he keeps it up, we’re gonna get them sooner or later. I’m all juiced up already…

Prince William and Kate Middleton image credit: WENN

Source: Bumpshack

Jenna Jameson Naked for PETA – Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing

Happy — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:06:26 +0000

I like the way Jenna Jameson looks as of late. Though I have no doubt this new ad for PETA has seen a lot of retouching, Jenna Jameson is back to her former hot self. I’m glad to see that. PETA is kind of wonky, but they’re masters of PR, they know how to promote themselves and get high visibility celebrities involved. We’ve all probably seen Jenna Jameson naked before, so there is nothing unusual about that one, but it still counts as cool shit. And not only because she’s retired her porn abused vagina.

Here’s what’s down – former pornstar Jenna Jameson who’s rumored to be pregnant with child of her boyfriend, a UFC champion Tito Ortiz stripped all her clothes one more time and posed naked for PETA. This is a new PETA ad in which Jenna Jameson is meant to encourage pet owners to get their little friends fixed so they don’t fuck like rabbits and don’t breed the same way.

The ad reads: “Sometimes too much sex can be a bad thing” and calls to have cats and dogs spayed or neutered to prevent millions of unwanted animals from being born each year.

Image credit: Splash News Online

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Love Doll Brothels in Japan

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Photos of Brothels in Japan, Including Pictures of Themed Rooms to Please All Kinks

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Joleen Baughman and Her Persistent Sexual Arousal

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Tiger Woods Sex Tape

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Ambien Sex Explained (The Tiger Woods Secret)

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Jerking Off to a Picture of Fruit in a Glass Bowl (video)

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Why is Sex so Complicated?

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Prince William and Kate Middleton Stolen Sex Pics

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Jenna Jameson Naked for PETA – Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing

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