Beer Steak Bullshit

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Actually, I’m making all that up. My name is Mark. I live in Canada. I’m overweight and broke and don’t remember last time I got laid. I’m pissed at everyone who’s good looking, successful, rich and famous. I dream about pussy every day, but I’m not getting any. I know every fucking free porn site there is, cause I jerk off to that shit every day, but can’t afford an actual proper pay site membership. I live in a basement and because I’ve got no friends, I spend my time pissing on celebrities on Beer Steak Bullshit blog.

Fuck you too,

Mark