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Trainwreck tennis player Serena Williams has lost her cool (actually not, you can’t lose something you don’t have to begin with) at the US Open semi finals against Kim Clijsters, got pissed off at the line judge and went to tell her something nasty. But what did Serena Williams say to the line judge?

Cool thing is, the judge was not having any of this PoS bullshit and went to set the record straight, to which the loser Serena Williams, who was gonna lose the game anyway, responded by leaving the court. The line judge told the Tournament Referee Brian Earley that Serena Williams said she was gonna kill her. Stupid ho denied and unfortunately we can’t really hear form audio recording provided by the broadcast team.

Serena Williams was kicked out of the game and went on TV to tell everyone that she’s not sorry. Thanks a lot Serena for confirming that you are a loser ho who thinks the world revolves around her and gets pissed off at everyone when she’s shown that nobody gives a dump about her.

While it’s still inconclusive as to what exactly she said to the lineswoman, other than “I will kill you” there are also reports that she said: “I swear to God, I’ll fucking take this ball and shove it down your fucking throat”. The video from the press conference is below. The video of Serena Williams throwing verbal diarrhea at the lines judge as at the top.

Spanish tennis player Rafael Nadal likes his balls. When a crazed fan somehow made it through the security and onto the US Open court, Rafael Nadal got a kiss he first avoided, but then the itch in his balls won out and a desire for some more man on man kissing became prevalent. Actually, while Rafael Nadal is quite possibly gay, the gay alert of the day did not go all the way to the red because Rafa is simply this cool. Being Spanish, he always stands by his fans and tells the security to leave them alone. If it was some American player who got gay kissed, US Open would get sued and gay fan prosecuted. That’s how we rock in North America.

Gay alert video of the day with Rafael Nadal getting a gay itch after a male fan kissed him at the US Open is below. Put your gay specs on:

Former tennis star Martina Navratilova has eventually come public with her new partner in pussy – Julia Lemigova. Martina Navratilova appeared on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! last year and mentioned she had a new, drop dead gorgeous girlfriend but there were no other hints who exactly she’s rubbing vaginas with. The secret is no longer the secret. Julia Lemigova is a combined peen sucker as well as clit licker (aka bisexual) and a former bewuty queen who represented Soviet Russia on Miss Universe in 1991 in London. Martina Navratilova is 52 year old already, her new girlfriend Julia Lemigova is 36. Julia is the one with big, saggy tits.

The pictures of Julia Lemigova and Martina Navratilova are from St Tropez in South France where the couple went on a little sexy trip together. It was the first time Martina went public with her new girlfriend so it turned into a big deal. French media speculate that the clit lickers may be engaged to each other, judging by the fact that both were wearing rings on their left hands when photographed in France.

Julia Lemigova was Soviet Russia’s last Miss as after 1991 the Soviet Union collapsed and was no more. Aside from being a Miss Universe pageant contestant, Julia Lemigova is a successful entrepreneur. She’s lived in Paris, France since the 90’s where she owns a beauty spa called the Joiya and a cosmetics company White Russia. She turned rich after she pulled a successful gold digging move and got engaged with peen sucking sessions with big time French banker Edouard Stern. The name of Julia Lemigova didn’t mean much to anyone until 2005 when her affair with Edouard Stern surfaced following his murder by his mistress Cécile Brossard during a BDSM session. Edouard Stern was found shot dead, bondaged up and wearing latex outfit. Julia Lemigova is still reaping benefits of correct gold-digging move from back then.

Julia Lemigova had her path crossed by Cécile Brossard before the death of Edouard Stern. The beginnings of her gold digging with this French banker date back to 1997. She was doing everything right, sucked on that banker’s dick and when the chance came, she had his sperm collected inside her vagina and spawned a kid in 1999. Maximilien only lived to be 5 months old. He was found dead in March of 2000 and autopsy report says he died of internal injuries. Julia Lemigova believed he was killed by the nanny she hired shortly before his death. The nanny, who was from Bulgaria disappeared after Maximilien’s death and has not been heard from since.

The case of Maximilien’s death was closed in 2002 for lack of evidence, but took a strange turn in 2004 when Julia Lemigova got a phone call from Cécile Brossard who told her she knew the truth regarding her son. Cécile was probably just pissed that Julia was doing better as gold digger than her who also sucked on banker’s dick but never got to spawn his kid and collect heavy paycheck.

So that’s the woman who swapped one billionaire dick for one celebrity clit. She knows how to keep the gold digging money flowing through. Bloody Russians. Martina Navratilova is now going though legal crap with her ex girlfriend who wants some checks for sucking on the tennis clit as well. It’s all about the money.

Next time you go to see a Philadelphia Eagles game (lol, who in their right state of mind would want to go to see a football game?), don’t be surprised if you see a dog wearing an official Michael Vick Dog Jersey. As it turns out, the NFL Shop sells customizable dog jerseys that you can have labeled with name and number of your “favorite” football player. As we all know, everyone’s favorite football player is Michael Vick. He’s a good kid, right? Michael Vick would never hurt a fly, never mind a dog.

If you head over to NFLShop.com by clicking on that link, you’ll be able to customize your own dog jersey and own this memorable piece of NFL history along with name of Michael Vick and #7 on it. Dress your pooch up in it and take him/her to a game. I’m sure ladies will be all over you. You can even save up if you order more than one Michael Vick Dog Jersey from said NFL Shop. Up to 20% savings if you buy 4 or more items. Wow!

I have the feeling that NFL Shop’s gonna experience increased sales of previously unknown proportions. Who wouldn’t want to dress up their dog in official NHL Michael Mick Dog Jersey? Four different sizes are available. Funny thing is – any attempts to customize your jersey with “Ron Mexico” or just “Mexico” fail. You can’t dress up your dog in a Ron Mexico jersey, but it’s OK to buy a Michael Vick one. Go figure.

Michael Vick went on 60 minutes to make his first public address since release from jail. CBS provided full length video of the charade so I actually went and watched it. Needless to say, Michael Vick came out will all the polished words you can imagine. It was nice to listen to him turning from a bad guy who tortures animals into a nice guy who wouldn’t hurt a fly. Some mighty words you pulled off there on 60 Minutes, Michael Vick, let’s see if you can stand by them in the years to come.

James Brown interviewed Michael Vick and i found him a really good interviewer. He’s a man at the right spot. He asked the very important question whether words that Michael Vick spoke during the interview were words of his PR team or words of Michael Vick. The response was that it was Mike Vick speaking. He sounded convincing, but I’m having hard time swallowing all this high profile talk. He said exactly what would be the right thing to say – that he’s remorseful for organizing dog fights, that he realizes what he did was wrong, that he re-thought his life and became a different person after serving time in jail, that he hopes the public and NFL give him a second chance, blah blah.

Perhaps the most powerful PR move on behalf of Michael Vick and his team was to bring Wayne Pacelle, the president of the US Humane Society along and work by his side to remedy his past actions. 60 Minutes also got exclusive footage of Michael Vick talking to some kids and appealing to them to love their animals whatever it is they have. So from now on we will only see brand new Michael Vick. The animal abuser is the past, the role model is the future. At least that’s what Michael Vick would like everyone to believe. His PR team trained him well for this 60 Minutes interview. Watch the full length video above.

Marius Zaromskis was a complete underdog at the Welterweight Grand Prix Dream 10 MMA Championship in the Saitama Super Arena in Japan this Monday. All bets were on his opponents yet he sent them both to the land of always growing daisies for the night. After Marius Zaromskis knocked out Hayato Sakurai in the semifinals fight of the Dream 10 welterweight Grand Prix by a vicious kick to the head, he was lined up to fight Jason High in the finals.

Prior to the Marius Zaromskis vs Hayato Sakurai fight, experts were saying that Japanese organizers let Hayato Sakurai fight Marius Zaromskis because they wanted to see a Japanese fighter advance to the finals and it was generally believed that Marius Zaromskis could never measure up to Hayato Sakurai. They were wrong. One kick to the head sent Hayato Sakurai down to the ground and referee atop of Marius Zaromskis to stop him from annihilating his opponent who looked like he didn’t know where the eff he was. Since ref interrupted the beat down, this win counted as TKO for Marius Zaromskis.

But that was just the beginning. The best was yet to come a few hours later when Marius Zaromskis entered the ring to fight Jason High for welterweight belt. 2:21 into round two, Marius Zaromskis delivered brutal kick to the head of Jason High followed by a devastating punch knocking Jason High the eff out of this world for a good while. Jason High was frolicking with daisies in the land far far away while Marius Zaromskis was celebrating victory. Mixed Martial Arts fans all over the world were shocked and Marius Zaromskis carved his name deeply into the annals of the MMA. Video of his fight against Jason High with brutal knock out is below. Great fight for any fan of mixed martial arts:

Lesley Visser has been voted the #1 US female sportcaster. The photo above is of Lesley Visser – that’s what top felame sportcaster in the US looks like. Not bad, eh? Now take a look at Federica Fontana – The Italian SportsCaster. People who voted for Lesley Visser are probably the same people who voted for Angelina Jolie as the sexiest female actor. Ewww!

In all fairness to Lesley Visser – it’s hard to compare any female to Federica Fontana so it’s all good. Given that she’s 56 year old – she looks pretty fine for her age. Doing sportscasts for CBS, Lesley Visser beat 36 finalists to become the No 1 voted female sportscaster in the US, followed by Andrea Kremer of NBC, Robin Roberts of ABC and ESPN, Michele Tafoya of ESPN and Hannah Storm of ESPN. Gratz

Nicole Bobek was once a talented figure stater but opted for a short lived career change. According to New Jersey’s Hudson County Prosecutor Edward DeFazio, Nicole Bobek played a vital role in the drug ring that distributed methamphetamine (commonly referred to as meth). Nicole Bobek and 18 other people from the math ring were arrested during a successful drug bust that ended its operation. Prosecutor Edward DeFazio says Nicole Bobek was part of “the upper echelon of this (meth trafficking) ring”.

Nicole Bobek is now 31 year old, but back in her better days (pre math) she did pretty good as figure skater. Her biggest achievement was the title of a US champion in 1995 and a bronze from the World Championships in Figure Skating. The meth ring she was a part of operated primarily in New York where they were selling $10,000 worth of meth per week. The drug was brought to New York from the West Coast. The ring Nicole Bobek was part of may have also been involved in bleaching $1 bills and reprinting them as bills of larger denomination. Counterfeiting equipment and guns that were in rings possession were confiscated by the police.

Nicole Bobek had run ins with the law before. Even as 17 year old she was arrested and charged as a minor with first degree home invasion. She’s currently being held in New Jersey on a $200,000 bond where she was extradited from Florida as fugitive from justice. If found guilty, Nicole Bobek could face up to 10 year in prison. What sad end to what once was a decent figure skater. Meth’s not good for you, m’kay?

It’s Friday afternoon, we need some items for men. Bia and Bianca Feres are identical twins form Brazil. The twins practice synchronized swimming and almost made it to the Olympic Games in Beijing to represent their home country of Brazil but didn’t make it on the boat. It makes no difference to the fact that they are one extremely hot couple of beach bodies. Surprisingly enough, the Feres Twins don’t look typically Brazilian. They are actually hot and natural. Both are naturally blond, have their own boobs and no penis in the underwear. Nice feminine look to both of them and that must be the first time I’m saying that about a Brazilian chick – I’d hit that. OK, I’m lying, I’d even hit a tranny if it came down to it, I’m so sex deprived but it changes nothing on the fact that Bia and Bianca Feres are ridiculously hot.

To make good use of the fact that Bia and Bianca are identical twins and that they both look incredibly hot, MTV Brazil employed the twins and gave them their own show. I can already see piles of North Americans buying new satellite receivers that can get Brazilian channels. Portuguese may still be an issue, but who cares what two blonds blabber about, just show those asses and we have a deal.

The gallery with lots of pics of Feres Twins is below. Nice material.

Romanian tennis star Simona Halep who sports 34DD tits is going for breast reduction because her melons are getting in the way when she’s playing tennis. In a recent interview with British The Sun, 17 year old Simona Halep said:

This fall I’ll have a breast reduction operation. The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. It’s the weight that troubles me – my ability to react quickly.

I could not be in any more support of this breast surgery. First of all – anything more than a handful is a waste and secondly – if her tits are this big now that she’s 17, they’re gonna sag and drag along the road as she walks once she’s 27. Besides, we live in the 21st century. The time of ugly, big breasted women of the 60’s are over. We have internet now and know that real men prefer smaller breasts. You’re not only going to be able to play tennis better, , you will also look better. Get rid of that tumor on your chest. There are only advantages to it.

I have long been the supporter of smaller breasts and perhaps now that Simona Halep is going for breast reduction it will open up the eyes of many women who are considering plastic surgery to have their breasts enlarged – nobody cares for big tits. The only breast surgery that makes sense is breast reduction. Whether you do it for reasons similar to Simona Halep – aka to be able to perform in your profession better, or whether you do it to look better and to appeal to wider range of men, breast reduction should be the only plastic surgery any woman gets done on their chest.

Simona Halep – lead the way. Show women that having breast reduction can make them more successful and hotter looking. I’m looking forward to the “after pic” of hotter you. In the meantime, let’s take a look at “before pics”. Yeah, tits too big!

…and a video of Simona Halep playing tennis with those giant boobs grossly bouncing up and down:

PS – I’m on vacation in Iceland until June 10th. There may be no updates until I have returned to good ole Canada.