Yes, Lady Gaga has saggy breasts. Shocked? I’m not. I’m only shocked that so many of you are falling for her marketing game. She’s got you all fooled and I’m on the bandwagon only because whole society follows. I’ve tried though, I have to admit. When everyone started buzzing about Lady Gaga, I pulled out the photos, pulled out my junk and started jerking off but it didn’t work. How can someone get excited over saggy breasts of such epic proportions. At least we know she doesn’t have a penis – which is sort of apparent from the set of pictures… unless she found a way to skillfully tuck it in her ass so well that it literally disappears from view.

Lady Gaga is like Megan Fox – not so perfect anymore. While Megan Fox has toe thumbs, Lady Gaga has saggy breasts. But it doesn’t end there. On top of that she’s also a terrible musician, awful piano player, sucky songwriter and a lame dancer. Yet still, she’s admired and jerked off to. I must be missing something. Those saggy breasts must be keeping me confused.

Photo infestation of saggy breasts mounted on Lady Gaga’s chest in the gallery below. Yuck!

Photos of Lady Gaga and her saggy breasts by Fame Pictures

What is it with closeted homosexuals who go out of their way to hide which way they’re swinging? Gay people are generally accepted nowadays so what’s with that masquerade where you get married to a woman and join scientology even though it’s beyond doubt that you’re gay all about? Pictured above is John Travolta. The pictures were taken after the actor was done having a dinner with a male friend. Somehow all that dining made him so excited he exited the building with his zipper down. Such embarrassing moment happened to each of us at least once in their life so there’s not much to it, but I can’t wait for the day when John Travolta comes out of the closet and admit that he’s gay. Or maybe he could simply play it safe and say he was bi. Issue solved

Below is the gallery of pictures of John Travolta with his zipper down after an intermezzo with a buddy:

John Travolta Zipper Down Photos by Pacific Coast News

This would be kind of funny if these pictures were taken on a set of a new Antonio Banderas movie and the beard was a work of some Hollywood make-up magician, but they were not. This is real beard Antonio Banderas is sporting. It’s thick, it’s grey and no matter how you spin it, it’s not hot. I can’t even distinguish those typical Antonio Banderas features underneath that beard. What kind of idea was it to let it grow out of control like this?

Perhaps Antonio Banderas has seen the video of the Epic Beard Man and this is the best impersonation he could pull off. Pretty desperate if you ask me. Antonio Banderas may have been a bad ass motherf%$ker back in a day, but now that the post was claimed by Thomas Bruso, Antonio Banderas has turned into a wannabe. Shave it off dude, it looks horrible.

The name of Dolph Lundgren is mostly associated with his role as Ivan Drago in the Rocky IV movie opposite Silvester Stalone. But it looks like Dolph Lundgren possesses many hidden talents most of his fan didn’t know about. For one – Dolph Lundgren can sing, has a very deep voice and does a pretty decent rendition of Elvis Presley’s “A Little Less Conversation”. Even though Rocky IV was filmed back in 1985, Dolph Lundgren still has it and can deliver a punch. In the video below, he’s seen rocking the drums before smashing wood blocks and cubes of ice. Dolph Lundgren – man of many new talents we didn’t know about. Check out the video below:

Claudia Schiffer was once the most coveted supermodel of the world. All my friends had her pictures on their dressers and posters on the walls. These days are long gone, because time doesn’t stop for anyone even if they once were a famous supermodel. Claudia Schiffer is pregnant and pregnancy often means deterioration of woman’s looks. However, judging by these Claudia Schiffer pregnant pics, despite her age, she looks mighty good. Aside from those distasteful shades, I’d say Claudia Schiffer is one super hot MILF.

There is no doubt that her body is covered in stretch marks and likely looks nothing like when we saw her in bikini back then, but I still maintain that despite triple pregnancy, Claudia Schiffer remains one of the finest woman around. Being originally German, she’d still have that harsh German accent that’s bund to give the woody no matter what. Unfortunately, her vagina is reserved for Matthew Vaughn, Claudia Schiffer’s husband who deposited his naughty sperm into her womb causing that baby bump we see in the pics to develop.

Claudia Schiffer is expected to give birth to her third child in May of 2010. The pics were taken in London, England, the gallery is below.

Claudia Schiffer Pregnant Pics by Bauer/Griffin

I know where you’re coming from. I’d be scared shitless too if I was forced to face those monstrous horse teeth Miley Cyrus is sporting. She has one of the nastiest gaping filthmouth one can ever come across and to have it about eat you for lunch is bound to scare you for life. The fear in this baby’s eyes is undisputed.

See that creep circled in the photo? That’s 41 year old Marek Daniluk. Marek Daniluk is from Poland – need I say more? Now – see that hot chick in foreground of the photo? That’s flat-chested, yet still hot Keira Knightley. 24 year old Keira Knightley who’s best known for her role as Elizabeth Swann in the Pirates of the Caribbean and for having her breasts digitally enlarged in Chanel fragrance ads was leaving London’s Comedy Theater after her nightly performance of “The Misanthrope” on February 4, 2010 (the photo is from February 2, 2010) when she found out she had a stalker. And as if that weren’t enough, the stalker was Polish which makes the matters so much worse.

Marek Daniluk groped at Keira Knightley as she was leaving the theater and in his Polish creepiness wouldn’t leave her alone and kept asking irrelevant questions and demanded answers even though Keira Knightly didn’t feel like talking to some Pole. Marek Daniluk was arrested and appeared before the City of Westminster court on February 6, 2010 for his uncalled for actions. The prosecutor learned that the Polish national may be suffering from mental challenges. They didn’t know that? They could have just ask me. I wouldn’t even have to see the creep and I would instantly know by just being told that he was Polish. Those people are unstable and invasive. You go to London, UK and all you see are friggin Poles who infested that beautiful city with their bull crap. Is anyone surprised that it was a creepy Pole groped at Keira Knightley and had to be apprehended for his actions?

Keira Knightley and her circled stalker Marek Daniluk from Poland photo by Pacific Coast News

Mel Gibson was interviewed by Dean Richards of Chicago’s WGNtv in what was supposed to be the promo for Mel’s upcoming movie Edge of Darkness. Towards the end of live interview, Dean Richards asked Mel Gibson whether he saw himself as a better person after news of him having a drinking problem and going off on anti-semantic rants leaked to public, to which Mel Gibson responded that that was 4 years ago and it’s time to move on. Dean Richards concluded the interview by stating some final facts about the Edge of Darkness and bid Mel Gibson good bye by saying it was great seeing him back in the saddle, doing what he does best. Mel Gibson responded by distant Bye Bye while he was taking a sip and before cameras cut him off, he added simple “Asshole” as a period to his speech.

So on one hand Mel Gibson insists that it’s time to move on and on another he calls a reporter an asshole, showing that he’s still at the same spot where he was 4 years ago when his racist, anti jew rant leaked. And an asshole came shortly after Mel said he has done all the necessary “mea culpas” and hopes the public doesn’t dwell on events from 4 years ago. I don’t know about you, but me thinks that by concluding his interview by calling Dean Richards an Asshole, Mel Gibson has shown he has not done all the necessary mea culpas and remains the asshole king of all assholes. Video of the interview is below:

Tamara Mellon is a multi-millionaire, president of Johnny Choo designer shoes company and a former girlfriend of Christian Slater. She doesn’t look too bad for an old hog, but don’t let those finely defined breasts underneath the bikini deceive you. Tamara Mellon had plastic surgery done on her tits and when she’s in any position other than upright, they look horrendous. You know how skin wrinkles up along the sides of woman’s torso when she has silicones in her breasts and bends over? Yeah, that’s what Tamara Mellon looks like thanks to plastic surgery. Other than fake tits, Tamara Mellon looks mighty good in the bikini for a 43 year old MILF.

Tamara Mellon photo by Bauer Griffin

Brittany Murphy who died last Sunday starred in a movie called Deadline. Before her death, Brittany posed for a poster for said movie in which she is depicted lying dead in the bathtub. A DVD rental company RedBox is now trying to remove all of the posters from outdoor displays and 19,000 kiosks that still contain the graphic. RedBox claims that it will take 7 to 10 days to complete the emergency recall entirely. Some reports say that when dead body of Brittany Murphy was found by her mother, she was lying in the bathtub. If that’s true, that would make the existence of the poster really shocking and ironic. Meantimely, the preparations for Brittany Murphy’s funeral are well under way.

As it was with Heath Ledger, Brittany Murphy did not ring many bells for many people, but after her shocking death her name is all over the place and revenue for the movies she starred in will likely go up. That’s why The Dark Knight cashed in so much. Deadline will probably earn way more than production company anticipated. Death has some serious magic to it.