Beer Steak Bullshit

Paparazzi got a million dollar shot capturing the pics of Prince William’s naked penis as he was pissing in the field during a polo game. I don’t know what one would expect from a pic of a penis - it kind of looks like a penis to me, but fact be told - it’s a royal penis. That one penis that belongs to future king of Britain. Or as Brits would say - that’s Willy’s willy…

I’m not posting no pics of Prince William Naked Penis on here. But if you’re a fan of watersports or just like seeing pics of penises, the uncensored version of heir’s to the British throne’s piss gushing, uncircumcised penis can be found on the link below (it’s NSFW):

Prince William Penis Pics - Pissing and Uncircumcised

It’s official - Karolina Kurkova has NO belly button. That’s one complete belly button FAIL. Karolina Kurkova is a popular Victoria’s Secret model and VS reps admitted that she’s got no belly button so their digital artists fix up her skin and give her something that resembles belly button. FAIL!

That’s more FAIL at one spot than I can handle. Isn’t Victoria’s Secret a lot about lingerie and shit - aka stuff that requires models to show their navel? Are Victoria’s Secret people so short of models they must use a model without belly button and hire photoshop artists to make her have one. Isn’t there a plethora of beautiful women out there who have complete bodies suitable for bikini modeling without the need for digital belly button? Why Karolina Kurkova? What’s so special about her? I mean I’d stick my horny finger in her pie hole any day, but there are so many “complete” models out there who not only look hotter than Karolina Kurkova, they also have… well - a fucking belly button. Karolina Kurkova has got none and I only hope her pussy is not sealed the same way either. That would suck. Guy can always fuck her in the ass, but damn… piece of shin where you expect a cavity? Victoria’s Secret - why?

Pic below is priceless. Other Victoria’s Secret model is actually staring at Karolina Kurkova’s Belly Button and has no fucking idea what the heck that shit’s all about. Photoshoppers did some pathetic job fixing it so to a regular masturbating manwhore like me it’d look normal upon first glance, but it’s not. How awesome - Karolina Kurkova Belly Button FAIL!

Plus if you look at the pic on top - Karolina Kurkova has got no labia either. There’s just a gross overused camel toe. No labia. That woman is a big FAIL. I’d still finger that shit.

People’s magazine has published their annual Sexiest Man Alive list for 2008 and I really don’t know what the fuck they’re smoking. According to People’s, the sexiest man alive is Hugh Jackman Australian actor best known as Logan/Wolverine from X-Men trilogy. And while yes - he’s done a great job on Logan, and as Gabriel Van Helsing in that other movie he stared in - the sexiest man alive? But then again, what do I know about men and sexy… If it doesn’t have vagina, it’s not sexy to me. Actually, that’s not quite true, Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel is fuckable even to a deviated straight male with no morals

Speaking of vaginas - why exactly is Zach Effron on People’s Sexiest Man Alive list? I’m sure that guy has a vagina. He must have more make-up in his purse than any chick in a whorehouse.

By being voted People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2008, Hugh Jackman has joined the ranks of Matt Damon, Brad Pitt or George Clooney (the latter two had been voted People’s Sexiest Man Alive twice).

Kellie Pickler looked stunningly hot on the red carpet at the CMA Awards 2008. Kellie has definitely grown into a hot woman since she first appeared on TV as an American Idol contestant. Even though she didn’t win the CMA 2008 Awards, the internet community seems to agree that her performance was the best. I have to admit, Kellie Pickler looks smoking hot in that dress. I don’t know if it’s the red carpet that makes her so attractive, but I swear I saw the cleavage smile at me when I looked at it first…

Kellie Pickler Image Credit: Frank Micelotta/Getty Images

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It’s a “hot blonde country singer” here at Beer Steak Industries. Introducing Amanda Henkel right after a little video by Kellie Pickler. Unlike her previously profiled fellow co-country singer, Amanda Henkel is from the south. Louisiana to be exact. Do all girls in Louisiana have big tits and blonde hair?

Amanda says her country influence started when she was driving around with her mom in a Cadillac and mom would play tracks by Waylon Jennings. Before becoming a country singer herself, Amanda Henkel used her big tit assets and had quite a career going as a Hawaiian Tropic rep. That’s not much of a career though. Just about every ho I know has been their rep. Sounds like being Hawaiian Tropic CEO gets you a lot of pussy.

Amanda Henkel abandoned the career of a “model” and went on to singing. Her first album was recorded in 2007 at Capitol Studios in Los Angeles. “Climbing Up Mt. Everest” - her first single is making successful rounds among country music lovers. When will hot bitches start sucking bloggers’ cock

Kellyn Lindemann is daughter of Bo Black and like her mother, she’s trying to get her ass into PlayBoy. Bo Black appeared on the cover of PlayBoy in September, 1976. Her daughter Kellyn Lindemann hopes to get her “life’s career” as far and is already auditioning for Playboy’s centerfold by participating in “The Girls Next Door”. Aside from big tits, Kellyn Lindemann doesn’t have what it takes to be the next sex symbol, but she definitely closer to a Girl Next Door than Carin Ashley who’s just plain plastic.

Unlike her mother, Kellyn Lindemann was already proncing around topless. Bo Black was actually wearing clothes when photographed for PlayBoy. But Bo said she was proud of her daughter so it’s all good. She’s probably proud her daughter was able to suck her way through important cock to get on E! despite her age (Kellyn Lindemann is 29 year old) and not exactly Barbie doll like facial features.

Kellyn Lindemann only appeared on the show for a very brief moment but it was long enough for her to tell that she’s a daughter of former PlayBoy model and it was also long enough to make a half naked promenade. E! blured out her nipples though.

Pictures on top if form a family album and features Bo Black with her daughter. Below is the scan of original picture Bo Black had published on the cover of PlayBoy and a pic from Kellyn Lindemann’s website.

Another Disney chick graced us with slutty naked pics scandal. Adrienne Bailon, the oldest member of The Cheetag Girls pop band went all skanky on camera, saved those nude pictures on her laptop, the laptop got stolen, nude pictures hit the web. That’s a no compromise sequence of events that anticipates all slutty Disney whores. Still, Vanessa Hudgens remains the sluttiest of the Disney whores.

25 year old Adrienne Bailon had her laptop which magically contained nude pictures of herself got stolen at JFK airport (I don’t get how people get their shit stolen at airports - there’s security personnell everywhere). The label representing Adrienne Bailon and The Cheetah Girl got a phone call from a dude who said he had the laptop which appears to belong to Adrienne Bailon and was willing to return it for $1000 cash.

Meeting was set up, anonimouse man returned the laptop but slutty nude pictures were gone. Fast forward few days ahead - internet gets flooded with naked pics of Adrienne Bailon. Of course it does. We need to see her naked booty too. How unfair would it be if finder kept her slutty ass for himself. Share nude pictures. Everyone wants to see some naked cheetah.

Adrienne Bailon says she went slutty and took nude pictures for her boyfriend - Robert Kardashian, who’s a brother of that other fake-ass skank Kim Kardashian. BTW, what’s up with Adrienne Bailon’s boobs? Does she have fake tits too?

For more nude pictures of The Cheetah Girl visit Adrienne Bailon Naked Pics from Stolen Laptop

Hugh Hefner needs not worry for loss of belowed Kendra Wilkinson who fled to rub her vagina against the big toe of Hank Baskett. His replacement makes for Kendra three fold. Kristina and Karissa Shannon, blonde twins who decided it was their turn to pass on some of their own vagina juices onto the face of Hef himself got the wish granted. And the twins don’t waste nobody’s time. They stripped naked, threw vaginas in the air and Playboy photographers snapped. These are the Kristina and Karissa Shannon Naked Pics.

I still think Hef has terrible taste in women. He always goes after plastic looking fake blondes and calls them girls next door. he needs to pull his head out of his old man’s ass and figure out that we’re not in the 60’s. Girls next door today mean something else. Kristina and Karissa Shannon are not them. However they get extra brownie points for being clit licking twin sisters. Must be fun to rub vaginas with a twin sister with whom you’ve grown up since your first day on this Earth. I understand Hef, he got himself a treat. Too bad all he can do is watch Kristina and Karissa rub their vaginas together and double dildo each other. Wander if he watches them naked.

Kristina and Karissa Shannon Naked Pics below. I had to camouflage the vagina of that one of them (God knows which one it is… can’t tell them apart). Must keep the site work safe, most readers read it at work. I actually write it at work, but my boss is off till Monday

I’m so awesome. As I was typing the title in, I made a little typo and it resulted in “Hank Baskett - Pics of a Stud Who Pasted Kendra Wilkinson Pussy”. I’m not sure how one can “paste” a pussy but maybe it has something to do with pasting herself on face of Hugh Hefner which Kendra Wilkinson surely has sufficient experience with.

Hank Baskett… that’s right. The stud he stole Kendra Wilkinson’s pussy right of Hugh Hefner’s face and pasted her on his dick. I wander if these guys play sports together. I can imagine it going something like this:

Kendra Wilkinson takes her panties off, lays on her back, hips high up, vagina spread wide open. Hank Baskett makes a run for it with a football, makes a throw aiming for vagina. If the ball goes all the way to the vagina, he gets 1 point, if it goes in sideways, he gets 2 point, if it goes all the way in the ass, that’s a score of 3 points. There are extra bloody points if he scores during her period…

All right. That’s enough for a Friday morning juicy visual. Pics of Hank Baskett below. Oh, and I forgot to add. Kendra Wilkinson gets points by batting the ball off with her clitoris.

I have got no respect for moronic celebrities who go overboard with plastic surgery. Lisa Rinna is one of them. Those lips are gross. What was she thinking?

In an interview with In Touch Magazine, Lisa Rinna admitted that she realized she had gone too far with plastic surgery when she saw recent pictures of herself. Lisa had previously tried Botox and when filler Juvéderm injection became the next best thing, she went right for it and started injecting shit to her face. Next thing she sees is this pair of deformed, over injected lips Jocelyn Wildenstein style.

Lisa Rinna is 45 year old actress best known for her long term role in Melrose Place. The thing with her is - she doesn’t think she looks too bad, she just thought it was time to put off injections for a while. Lisa - you look awful, dear. That shit has deformed your face and you should have stopped long ago. Don’t fool yourself - it’s not making you prettier, it’s making you deformed. When you smile it looks painful and warped, like bad photoshop. Pull your head out of your ass and quit with that plastic surgery enhancements before your face falls apart like Michael Jackson.