Music

This is it! Michael Jackson is releasing new songs even though he’s dead. It all seems like a perfect plan. When millions of dollars are in play, mind games for general public that’s so easy to deceive are obvious. It’s smart economics is all. The news of his death took away the focus from potential child molesting and put back the label of the king of pop. Album sales are soaring ultimately eliminating growing debt Michael Jackson had to put up with during his “officially alive” days. After so many plastic surgeries, I wouldn’t be surprised if he had undergone one more – a surgery to cut off his penis and paste on vagina. The he’d be able to move to the Arabic country and wear scarf covering his entire face except from the eyes. No one would question which that “woman” covers the shit out of her face so he could live undisturbed and negative publicity free.

Michael Jackson This Is It music video is below:

Hold your pedo dicks. This is not a child exploitation site, I’m just posting a video that’s on YouTube. This little girl is 9 year old and is from Peru. She’s re-enacted the music video of song Toxic by Britney Spears scene after scene. While production of the cover is pretty impressive, watching a 9 year old pulling off adult moves screams Pedo Alert big time.

It is important to recognize that anywhere in the world this girl will be seen as cute and awesome for pulling this off. In North America people will be outrage and will call for censorship of the internet. The land of the free!

The video is below. It contains footage of a 9 year old shaking her booty to Toxic the same way Britney Spears does in the same video:

I’m impressed. Pink is an old wench, but she still sports very sexy bod to die for. And despite being so old and used up, Pink did not hesitate to go near naked on the stage to perform for her fans in a string costume and some funny glitter that covered her nipples and “Pink”. Much respect to an old woman for showing off some skin. World needs more naked “pink”. There’s so many double sense sentences one could make using her name it’s sickening. Anyway, enjoy small gallery of pictures of Pink near naked in string costume below:

During one of her miserable live shows, people from the Green Mile have had enough of Lady GaGa and her bullshit screaming and turned the electrocution switch on. Bitch Lady GaGa kept yelling like he does at her fans (lol, she has fans?) until the most desired moment of silence. Oddly enough, after live electrocution, when there is that moment in the video showing Lady GaGa burnt to a crisp getting covered by a blanket, that’s got to be the only one time in her life she actually looks half decent. Otherwise she’s vomit inducing. Cool video )

Legendary rockers Aerosmith played a gig at Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota last night and somehow the sound system went poof during “Love In an Elevator” so Steven Tyler decided to improvise on stage to keep the audience entertained while techs are busting their asses to make their failed PA work. And as he was entertaining the masses with his ass shaking, Steven Tyler fell off stage. And what happens when a public person falls? Internet responds laughing their effin asses off. By now the blogosphere floats in all forms of Steven Tyler jokes and all I can say is: watch the Steven Tyler Falls Off Stage Video and pay close attention at around 21 second mark, cause you “Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing.” Hahaha, lame, I know.

For 61 years of age, Steven Tyler still knows how to thrust his crotch forward and dance around the pole. A little tumble off the stage won’t set him off. He’ll be back to bone some more screaming chicks in no time. The Steven Tyler Falls Off Stage Video is below:

Check out the lyrics for the song The Warning by Eminem in whcih he responds to the song Obsession by Mariah Carey. Here’s the video for Eminem The Warning

Eminem The Warning Lyrics

Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I’m pissed off
Sit back homey relax, in fact grab a six pack, kick back while I kick facts,
Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the same exact tat that’s on Nick’s back
I’m obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect you to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick
When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out
You probably think cuz it’s been so long if i had something on you I woulda did it by now
On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fuck I do
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, faggot
You think I’m scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt who made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you fucking had to be drunk to fuck me?
Second base? What the fuck you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping. It’s gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted early cos ejaculated prematurely and bus all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you and don’t you dare say it isn’t true.
As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you.
I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. This is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain’t even a third of the way through.
Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ”whore”, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the amounts of wine.
Like I fuckin’ sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But fuck it now i’m about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.
I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs if I hear another word so don’t go opening your jibs cos every time you do it’s just another load of fibs
I ain’t saying this shit again, ho. You know what it is.
It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I’ll release every fucking thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot
(Slim Shady I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It’s nothing)
Guess what I’ll do?
I’ll refresh your memory when you said ”I want you”
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you’re cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass I do
(I’m Mary Poppins, b)
And I’m Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin’ at you
So if you’ll still be my (babygirl)
Then I’ll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I’m right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I’m movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone
If she don’t (sing this script?) then I’ma just keep goin
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!)

Eminem released a rap song titled The Warning in which he disses Mariah Carey like there’s no tomorrow. The Warning is Eminem’s response to Mariah Carey’s song Obsession (if you don’t remember that song anymore, don’t worry, hardly any song from Mariah Carey is worth remembering). When Obsession was released, Mariah Carey was asked whether it was about Eminem but she said it wasn’t. Turns out she was telling lies and Eminem responded with class. The Warning holds nothing back. The rap goes right under the skin and crawls in there like parasite. Awesome work on that one, Eminem. Great lyrics. No official video, but play the YouTube video above as it has the audio for the song, which is all you need.

Not that anyone cares, but the most intriguing part of The Warning’s lyrics is when he says that he pictures of questionable nature. Who would want to see Mariah Carey naked? Chirp… chirp… chirp… Well, ahhhh!

Mariah Carey is likely going to respond to this after she’d collected the poop from her underwear, but she won’t do it in style. Eminem will destroy her again. She can’t stand up to Eminem’s ability to write really powerful lyrics. He totally slayed Mariah Carey and her current clit licker Nick Cannon. Actually I wouldn’t be surprised if we have never heard of Mariah Carey again. She’s gonna depart on a deserted island and pray every day so no one discovers where she hides. Nice work on The Warning, Eminem. Got to love when a capable dude completely destroys a stupid ho.

I know, I know. Rickroll is so 2008, but it ain’t over for Rick Astley yet. How about Never Gonna Give You Up to the music of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana? When it comes to “some people on the internet having too much time on their hands” – you know that whoever came with an idea of mixing Rickroll with Nirvana has plenty of it. Go ahead, play the video and get Rickrolled by Nirvana. Now I can say I’ve seen it all!

Watch Video Feed with live coverage of Michael Jackson’s Memorial Service and funeral from the Staples Center in Los Angeles (AEG) here. Michael Jackson’s golden casket is at the memorial, no open casket as of this moment.

Michael Jackson’s Last Rehearsal Video emerged shortly after his death. Filmed on June 23, 2009, the video was released by Michael Jackson’s promotion company in London – AEG. It’s only over one minute ling but it shows full rehearsal in progress, including all lights, costumes, stage dancers and some fans in the audience. Looking at this Michael Jackson’s last rehearsal video it is apparent that Michael didn’t have the energy in moves in him anymore, however that’s to be expected. He was 50 year old afterall and out of life performing for years. Despite fancy costume he’s wearing, you can see that he truly was skin and bones (while I’m struggling with excessive fat – not fair).

The track you can hear in the Michael Jackson’s last rehearsal video is “They Don’t Care About Us”. I even forgot he made this song. While it was fairly popular back then, somehow it’s not one of the songs that’s deeply embedded in my head and never came up when I was thinking of Michael Jackson’s biggest hits.