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Back from Cuba

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Beach in Cuba

I have just returned from an epic 7 night adventure in wonderful Cuba. Now I’m back to freezing Edmonton, it’s middle of the night and unfortunately my luggage got lost. A bit of a sad ending to the most awesome adventure of my life, but I still hope SunWing will be able to track my shit down. I have two boxes of finest Cuban cigars and a bottle of aged Cuban rum there. Fuck all the clothes and toiletries…

I’m too tired right now, got to get some sleep. The adventure was worth it, I’m glad i didn’t go for an all inclusive vacation… Cuba for the win :)

Video of Astronaut Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper Losing Tool Bag in Space

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

This is the video of that tool bag female astronaut Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper who lost the tool bag worth $100,000 in space.

Video actually shows gross negligence on behalf of astronaut Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper who let go of the tool bag, likely thinking that it will float right next to her, but the tool bg decided to float away while the dumb bag astronaut watched it go away for good.

According to NASA, any debris floating up in space can reach the speed of 22,000 miles per hour. Any particle flying at that speed can cause severe damage to a craft controlled by people. NASA actually reports that had to replace 80 windows on their space crafts that got damaged as result of collision with small objects, such as a drop of paint that fell off during careless painting by another astronaut.

Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper was spacewalking with her tool bag in effort to clean and lube up a joint on a solar panel outside the international space station. She said her grease gun exploded on her which is why her clumsy hands let the tool bag with all her tools float off. Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper is part of seven member crew on Endeavour. Another crew member - Stephen Bowen provided his tools so the greasing effort was accomplished.

Victoria Ann Chacon - Why Did I Not Have a Teacher Like That?

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Victoria Ann Chacon - Why Did I Not Have a Teacher Like That?

Shit like that really pisses me off. Why did I not have a teacher like Victoria Ann Chacon. This 27 year old cougar bought a cell phone, gave it to some minor kid and started sending him topless pics of herself. Moronic kid must not have got the memo. If I had a MILF teacher sending me naked pics of herself to a cell phone she bought for me, I’d reply with an sms message with directions to a closest dumpster so I can get my first anal sex experience. Victoria Ann Chacon - that name itself gives me an itch. Fucking annoying shit - why teachers like that never taught at schools I’ve attended?

Victoria Ann Chacon, a teacher of the Somerset Independent School District was charged with distributing harmful material to a minor and was dismissed. The moronic kid to whom she was sending topless pics was not her student. Still moronic.

Victoria Ann Chacon allegedly met the 14 year old San Antonio boy at the church (I should start attending church masses if that’s where all horny cougars who want to fuck go).

Chen Jun - a Man Who Killed Model Diana O’Brien

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Chen Jun - a Man Who Killed Canadian Model Diana O\'Brien

Pictured above is a fine young man from Shanghai by the name of Chen Jun. Chen Jun admitted to killing Canadian model Diana O’Brien by repeatedly stabbing her after she caught him trying to steal her laptop. Chen Jun, who’s a migrant worker from eastern China’s Anhui Province is now facing a death sentence in China.

22 year old Diana O’Brien thought her vagina was worth crap loads of money and left for Shanghai. After two weeks of realizing her vagina wasn’t worth all that much she started planning to come back home to Salt Spring Island, British Columbia, Canada. On July 7, 2008 - a month before the Olympic Games in China, Diana O’Brien was found in a pool of her own blood.

18 year old Chen Jun had a trial yesterday and admitted that he walked into the apartment where Diana O’Brien lived because he saw the door open. Diana O’Brien caught him stealing her notebook, Chen Jun pulled out the knife. She ran to the stairwell, he ran after her. She was clumsy and couldn’t run, he was young and athletic so he caught her. And started stabbing her like there was no tomorrow.

The body of Diana O’Brien was discovered by the janitor the following morning. She was already modeling in heaven. Shanghai police had video surveillance footage that lead them to Chen Jun who was arrested 4 days after the murder. Chen claimed he’d lost the job and needed money to get back home. He went to the choker instead. The final verdict is yet to be delivered, but according to Chinese laws, Chen Jun could be facing capital punishment.

Chen Jun Photo by Associated Press

Mamma.com Has Mark Cuban Charged with Insider Trading

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Mamma.com Has Mark Cuban Charged with Insider Trading

Mamma.com is a search engine that’s simply not making it (an impossible game nowadays). Mark Cuban is a multi-billionaire that’s simply making it. Mark owns Dallas maverick NBA team, an HDTV cable network, HDNet and few other successful ventures that push his worth to nine digits. Today however, Mark Cuban was charged with insider trading by the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) in connection with sales of Mamma.com shares. This is how it went down:

Mark Cuban purchased the stock of Mamma.com - a search engine that appeared to have potential but this game is firmly dominated by Google, Yahoo and MSN. Everyone else is simply out of on-line search game. Mamma.com, despite what seemed as potential, didn’t make it anywhere. The traffic to Mamma.com dropped 66% within a span of last year which clearly showed that the website is a big loss. Mark Cuban first purchased Mamma.com stocks because he thought it was gonna be the next big thing and with low overhead it had, the purchase seemed solid. Now it appears as though Mark Cuban has used his insider information and got rid of Mamma.com stock just before it dropped avoiding approximately $250k in losses he’d have to incur had he not have the insider information.

This is what Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) refers to as Insider trading and this is what Mark Cuban is charged with. Mark Cuban allegedly sold his 600,000 shares after he learned that Mamma.com was going to offer new stock for sale. This offer would dilute the value of shares he owned so he liquidated them, committing insider trading crime.

Anand Jon Alexander Sentenced to Life in Prison for Rape

Friday, November 14th, 2008

Anand Jon Alexander Sentenced to Life in Prison for Rape

Anand Jon Alexander, 34 year old fashion designer from Los Angeles was found guilty of 16 counts of rape and sexual assault. There were originally 23 charges filed against Anand Jon Alexander accusing him of raping 9 women.

The jury of Los Angeles County Superior Court was deliberating for 5 days before delivering final sentence - Anand Jon Alexander was found gulty of 14 felony counts and two misdemanor counts against seven women.

Because the case involved multiple victims, Anand Jon Alexander is facing mandatory life sentence and won’t be eligible for parole until 67 years later.Being 34, this means he may get out of the choker when he’s 101. They batter have super advanced viagra by then if he still feel like raping. Having to spend 67 years in prison as Bubba’s toy, this bitch’s gonna think twice.

Anand Jon Alexander was born in India. I’m not sure what their customs are, but he should have known better. Luring models to his apartment, brainwashing them that he’s gonna make them big stars and have them promenade on a catwalk just so he can get in their pants and stuff their vaginas with his Indian dick - that’s a no no, mister.

Those models are rather wonky too, though. None of the bitches reported anything to police. They just came out of the woodwork when charges were already filed against Anand Jon Alexander. Many of them retained relationship with the cock-sucker afterwards and travelled with him to other parts of the country.

To juice it all up towards the end, Anand Jon Alexander was convicted of the following:

rape, lewd acts, sexual penetration by a foreign object, using a minor for sex, possessing child pornography, attempted oral copulation, sexual battery and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

There are further charges against Anand Jon Alexander in Texas and New York. The rapist apparently kept a journal of his adventures with models and gave each attributes, such as: “swallows very well”.

California Gay Marriage Ban - Proposition 8 Results

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

California Gay Marriage Ban - Proposition 8 Results

California Gay Marriage Ban results are still not fully available, but it looks like it’s gonna win. The proposition 8, if voted in could change the constitution of California to ban gay marriages and only recognize bonds between a woman and a man as valid.

Proposition 8 came only six months after gay marriages were given green light by the California Supreme Court. Now it looks like the light may go back to red. Estimated 18,000 gay marriages took place in California since the lift of ban - first of which was between Phyllis Lyon and Del Martin aka Daughters of Bilitis and they also may be the last.

Final results have not yet been released as not all votes have been counted, but gay people who gathered in San Francisco to protest Proposition 8 hope California gay marriage ban proposition won’t become reality. Preliminary results suggest otherwise.

I’m a little bit torn on issue of gay marriages. I myself am not gay, but have many gay friends and… well, love watching lesbians. I’d be in support of gay marriages, if gay people wanted them solely because they want to be with their loved ones. However, gay marriages are all about money and collection of benefits from the government. That kind of makes the whole point of love between same sex couples diminished and whole fight for rights of gay people to marry moot.

Anti Proposition 8 photo: Reuters

Cancun - Mayan Word for Golden Snake

Friday, October 31st, 2008
Cancun - Mayan Word for Golden Snake

Cancun - Mayan Word for Golden Snake

Mayan Word for Golden Snake is… Cancun. But some experts on ancient Mayan language claim Cancun actually means “Nest of Snakes”.

Mayan civilization is fascinating. According to Mayan calendar, some significant change could occur in 2012. Actually, the calendar does not particularly points to a change, Mayan calendar ends on December 21, 2012. There are records proving that Mayans understood stars and predicted many a happening that took place in the future. Their calendar goes long after the end of their civilization and then it comes to an end in 2012.

There’s certainly a lot of fascinating details surrounding the Mayans. Next time you go to Cancun, you will know that the name of it is based on a Mayan word for Golden Snake.

Eve Mazzarella - Journey From Maid to Mortgage Scam Millionaire

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Eve Mazzarella - Journey From Maid to Mortgage Scam Millionaire

Eve Mazzarella started her Las Vegas journey as a maid after she’d dropped out of Seattle high school because she got pregnant. Las Vegas real estate market was becoming hot so Eve Mazzarella took a course and obtained a real estate certificate allowing her to start a career in the housing market. That was back in 2000.

By 2006, Eve Mazzarella was one of top “30 under 30″ realtors in the US. Her sales for the year reached $13.8 million and all competition was impressed with her success. She seemed to be talented, hard working and determined all of which contributed to her success - in the eyes of others.

The things took sudden turn in March of 2008. Eve Mazzarella and her husband Steven Grimm were indicted on six counts of bank fraud by the U.S. Attorney for Nevada and FBI raided their house the day after. It appears as though Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm took advantage of lax money lending policies, arranged sales on certain houses, took a mortgage and walked away from it. The whole process worked something like this:

Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm would pay few thousand dollars to a person with good credit who would pose as a buyer of a particular property. Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm applied for a mortgage on the straw buyer’s behalf. The buyers were instructed to offer the seller more than an asking price, and the difference was to be used on repairs and/or remodeling. This repair money was then send to the company controlled by Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm after the deal closed. Newly acquired property was then transferred into a limited liability company owned by Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm who subsequently hired another straw buyer who was paid to purchase the same property in the same way - for a higher price which was purposefully over inflated in order to cover for repair/remodeling done by the seller. This process was repeated over and over until there were no more straw buyers to buy it for any higher price. The last straw buyer ended up with his/her name on the loan which ultimately lead to their default notices, destroyed credit and unless they were really wealthy and capable of buying their way out of it - bankruptcy.

According to assistant U.S. Attorney Brian Pugh, Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm defrauded $8.7 million in their little mortgage scam games. The case is on going.

Water Painting Fountain in Canal City, Hakata, Japan - Impressive Video

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

I’m either easily impressed or this shit is totally bad ass. This is Water Painting aka creation of images with water. Impressive minds from Japan came with an idea of building a water fountain that would be programmed to squirt water in such sequence so as to “paint” shapes with water. The idea became reality and the water painting fountain can be seen in a shopping mall of a Canal City in Hakata, Japan.

Canal City Hakata was built around an artificial canal and the shopping complex houses several impressive fountains but water painting one takes the cake hands down.

The technology behind the water painting fountain is similar to that of an inkjet printer. Hundreds of nozzles are controlled by microchips to deliver precise streams of water at right times. The results are impressive – water painted images and words.

One of the most impressive videos I’ve seen in a while. I really want to go to Japan…