27 year old man identified as Nitinkumar Patel was arrested after several complaints from women came that he urinated on them at a bus stop in Journal Square, Jersey City. Law enforcement officials confirmed that at least 7 women complained that they have been urinated on in the last three months. Nitinkumar Patel was eventually caught in the act and arrested while urinating on a 16 year old girl.

According to the New Jersey Department of Corrections, Nitinkumar Patel spent 6 years in prison for aggravated assault convictions and was released in January 2009. Looks like it didn’t take him too long to get arrested again – only this time it’s for urinating on women. What the hell? But then again, without racial prejudice, after the video showed an image of said Nitinkumar Patel, I was no longer surprised. He looks like he came from India or Pakistan. In countries like that, it is normal for men to piss and shit in public. That’s why those countries look like public dump sites.

21 year old Alexandra of Kerrville, Texas is very competitive and let things really get to her so she got double owned on a catwalk of America’s Next Top Model. It was brilliant! When a biotch who thinks too much of herself falls on her mug promenading her fat ass before the people, the feeling of happiness soars in the sky like angels. But when the same biotch collects herself and thinks she can still pull it off, but gets subsequently owned by a swinging gong, you know the world is instantly becoming a better place. The only thing that could make it better is having said Alexandra come on camera in tears and say that she’s very competitive. This video made my day. The pictures of that gay guy in yellow suit who does those gay movements with his hands and says things like “Wow” and “She’s Mad” only make it so much better.

The swinging gong told Alexandra straight up what everyone was thinking – she doesn’t belong on America’s Next Top Model and needs to get off that catwalk cause she’s too fat and ugly. When in doubt, listen to the gong.

This is the recording of the 911 Emergency Call Corey Haim’s mother Judy Haim made after her son collapsed. The dispatcher who took the call definitely sounds very unwholesome and difficult to understand, which is also apparent from Judy Haim’s difficulties to make out what he was mumbling. She was clearly distressed over the collapse of her son but she made more sense than the 911 dispatcher himself.

The Corey Haim 911 Call was made on March 10, 2010 after the actor collapsed and was found not breathing, which is what Judy Haim told the operator. Given that 911 calls are often a matter of life and death, I’d imagine someone with more distinct speech pattern to give instructions to people on the other end of the line that could save lives. This dispatcher seemed so uninterested and uninvolved I’d be frustrated out of my mind if I had him on the phone and someone close to me dying in my arms.

Not only has the 911 dispatcher failed to comfort distressed Judy Haim, he failed to provide her with clear instructions on what she could do to potentially save him and eventually hung up on her cause he could not be bothered talking to her anymore. How idiotic is that? Who hired that guy to such important post that has no room for douchbags? Corey Haim 911 Call video is below:

The Diamond Maruti Car Circus in Delhi, India performs one of their dangerous acts called the Wall of Death. The ride involves riding of the motorcycles and driving of the cars on a circular wall while your vehicle is in near horizontal position.

Carlos Slim Helú, a Mexican guy who controls telecommunication industry in Mexico ranks are the world’s richest man for 2010 ousting Bill Gates and Warren Buffett. According to just published Forbes list of billionaires for 2010, net worth of Carlos Slim Helú is $53.5 Billion US, which half a billion more than Bill Gates’ worth who ranked second with the sum of $53 Billion US. Given billions upon billions of his own dollars that Bill Gates gives to charities every year through Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, Bill Gates remains the richest man in the world despite Carlos Slim banking in an additional $500 Million.

Mexico, as we all know is a war zone. One of the most dangerous places in the world, right up there with other super dangerous countries such as The Philippines, riddled with gang wars that try to outdo one another with brutality. There are more murders in Mexico each year, than in Iraq and Afghanistan combined and that’s where the rule of Carlos Slim Helú is set in. Whether he’s the world’s richest man on paper for 2010 or not, Bill Gates remains the real richest man in the world. But take a look at who else is in top ten richest men in the world – mining and energy tycoons from south Asia and South America. The full list of World’s Richest Men for 2010 as published by Forbes is below:

1. Carlos Slim: $53.5 billion, telecommunications
2. Bill Gates: $53 billion, founding software giant Microsoft
3. Warren Buffett: $47 billion, shrewd Berkshire Hathaway
4. Mukesh Ambani: $29 million, petrochemicals in India
5. Lakshmi Mittal: $28.7 million, steel giant ArcelorMittal
6. Lawrence Ellison: $28 billion, founding software firm Oracle
7. Bernard Arnault: $27.5 billion, luxury brands Louis Vuitton and others
8. Eike Batista: $27 billion, mining and oil in Latin America
9. Amancio Ortega: $25 billion, South America fashion firm Inditex
10. Karl Albrecht: $23.5 billion, grocery discount chain Aldi

Photo of 2010 World’s Richest Man Carlos Slim Helú of Mexico by Bloomberg News

Funniest Craigslist Ad yet! Mom’s beloved son went off to college so she’s trying to sell some of the stuff she found in his room, such as this, Large Fist Paperweight. Now that her son is gone, mom should explore new sexual practices with the milkman or the postman. She may be able to find out what black fist made of floppy silicone rubber is for. Good she never caught her son’s unflushed poop in the toilet. She’d be surprised with its girth, after having fist sized dildo up his ass. Funny as hell!

Dutch fellow Jan likes Michael Jackson a lot. So he auditioned to be a part of Move Like Michael Jackson show in Holland. The video above is the dance he pulled at his audition and I have to say I agree with the judges (I admire their politeness in this matter). Jan definitely has a passion for Michael Jackson and his dance was a sincere shot at the show. He needs to learn how not to stare at his feet but look at the audience instead, cause that’s the first sign that you are lost. Pros know that their feet must do the job without the dancer looking at them. Jan failed at that.

Regardless, judges had some supportive words to say to Jan even though he was told “No” by all of them. I give young fellow a thumb up for trying. You go Jan, believe in yourself. You can do it

Attention whore extraordinaire also known to some as Kate Gosselin will be on TV again. She made it! Yes, Kate Gosselin will be a star in the 2010 edition of Dancing with the Stars. Full line up of “Dancing with the Stars” stars was revealed last night after grand finale of The Bachelor. And since the “Who is on Dancing with the Stars 2010″ question is killing you, let me get right down to it. So without further ado, below is the full list of failed stars who will get one more chance to get on TV:

• Kate Gosselin – irritating fame whore who would make even the likes of Lindsay Lohan blush
• Pamela Anderson – owner of nastiest fake tits and overused expert in fake orgasms vagina
• Nicole Scherzingerorhwatever – failed pussy cat queef
• Chad Ochocinco – hand egger with small dick
• Jake Pavelka – LULz The Bachelor who just picked Vienna something to be his pickle licker
• Brenda Walsh – she’s still alive?
• Aiden Turner – All My Children kid
• Neicy Nash – Reno 911 ho
• Erin Andrews – thanks for the peep hole video
• Evan Lysacek – gay figure skater
• Buzz Aldrin – Apollo 11 astronaut

So there you have it, the cast of Dancing with the Stars 2010. Are you gonna watch the grace, cause I’m not.

South American country of Chile was hit by a massive 8.8-magnitude earthquake on February 27, 2010. This is a set of photos documenting the devastating effects of the Earthquake in Chile but I fear that even though Chile was struck much harder than Haiti, they will not see as much international help because unlike Haiti, Chile doesn’t base their existence on looking poor and whining.

An 8.8-magnitude earthquake is an extremely powerful shake. The epicenter of the earthquake was only a little more than 300 kilometers from Santiago de Chile – nation’s capital city and 115 kilometers Chile’s second-largest city Concepcion. The earthquake destroyed the infrastructure affecting many areas, including Santiago which was left in darkness while buildings and bridges around were collapsing. Many areas were flooded and ocean resorts wiped off the face of the planet after tsunami evoked by the earthquake mercilessly struck the coastline.

Below is the gallery of photos documenting the devastating effects of the 8.8 magnitude earthquake in Chile. It’s a horrible tragedy.

Photos from various sources collected by Boston.com Big Picture.

United Arab Emirates remains one of the more dangerous countries of the world, a country with proven track record of torture, child slavery, unfounded imprisonment and rape, but it’s also a country where the tallest building in the world is. Burj Dubai Skyscraper has been everything but success it was supposed to be for UAE – the opening was delayed and almost didn’t happen but then they had to close it down again and it’s just gonna go on like that. Still – Burj Dubai remains the highest man made building in the world and to give an impression what it looks like being on top of the world, I’m posting the picture of the view from the top of Burj Dubai. Keep in mind – do not financially support UAE unless you have no other way around it. Don’t take a trip to this predominantly Muslim country. Instead go to a civilized country where people and children (damn kids) are treated with dignity.