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People’s magazine has published their annual Sexiest Man Alive list for 2008 and I really don’t know what the fuck they’re smoking. According to People’s, the sexiest man alive is Hugh Jackman Australian actor best known as Logan/Wolverine from X-Men trilogy. And while yes - he’s done a great job on Logan, and as Gabriel Van Helsing in that other movie he stared in - the sexiest man alive? But then again, what do I know about men and sexy… If it doesn’t have vagina, it’s not sexy to me. Actually, that’s not quite true, Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel is fuckable even to a deviated straight male with no morals

Speaking of vaginas - why exactly is Zach Effron on People’s Sexiest Man Alive list? I’m sure that guy has a vagina. He must have more make-up in his purse than any chick in a whorehouse.

By being voted People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2008, Hugh Jackman has joined the ranks of Matt Damon, Brad Pitt or George Clooney (the latter two had been voted People’s Sexiest Man Alive twice).

Pictured above is a fine young man from Shanghai by the name of Chen Jun. Chen Jun admitted to killing Canadian model Diana O’Brien by repeatedly stabbing her after she caught him trying to steal her laptop. Chen Jun, who’s a migrant worker from eastern China’s Anhui Province is now facing a death sentence in China.

22 year old Diana O’Brien thought her vagina was worth crap loads of money and left for Shanghai. After two weeks of realizing her vagina wasn’t worth all that much she started planning to come back home to Salt Spring Island, British Columbia, Canada. On July 7, 2008 - a month before the Olympic Games in China, Diana O’Brien was found in a pool of her own blood.

18 year old Chen Jun had a trial yesterday and admitted that he walked into the apartment where Diana O’Brien lived because he saw the door open. Diana O’Brien caught him stealing her notebook, Chen Jun pulled out the knife. She ran to the stairwell, he ran after her. She was clumsy and couldn’t run, he was young and athletic so he caught her. And started stabbing her like there was no tomorrow.

The body of Diana O’Brien was discovered by the janitor the following morning. She was already modeling in heaven. Shanghai police had video surveillance footage that lead them to Chen Jun who was arrested 4 days after the murder. Chen claimed he’d lost the job and needed money to get back home. He went to the choker instead. The final verdict is yet to be delivered, but according to Chinese laws, Chen Jun could be facing capital punishment.

Chen Jun Photo by Associated Press

Mamma.com is a search engine that’s simply not making it (an impossible game nowadays). Mark Cuban is a multi-billionaire that’s simply making it. Mark owns Dallas maverick NBA team, an HDTV cable network, HDNet and few other successful ventures that push his worth to nine digits. Today however, Mark Cuban was charged with insider trading by the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) in connection with sales of Mamma.com shares. This is how it went down:

Mark Cuban purchased the stock of Mamma.com - a search engine that appeared to have potential but this game is firmly dominated by Google, Yahoo and MSN. Everyone else is simply out of on-line search game. Mamma.com, despite what seemed as potential, didn’t make it anywhere. The traffic to Mamma.com dropped 66% within a span of last year which clearly showed that the website is a big loss. Mark Cuban first purchased Mamma.com stocks because he thought it was gonna be the next big thing and with low overhead it had, the purchase seemed solid. Now it appears as though Mark Cuban has used his insider information and got rid of Mamma.com stock just before it dropped avoiding approximately $250k in losses he’d have to incur had he not have the insider information.

This is what Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) refers to as Insider trading and this is what Mark Cuban is charged with. Mark Cuban allegedly sold his 600,000 shares after he learned that Mamma.com was going to offer new stock for sale. This offer would dilute the value of shares he owned so he liquidated them, committing insider trading crime.

This is Whitney Houston? Really? Shouldn’t she have denture falling out of her mouth and labia hanging over her underwear? That can’t be her!

The picture above is supposed to be the cover for Whitney Houston’s new album titled Undefeated. I’m not entirely sure what it is I’m missing here, but Whitney either hired an insane team of photoshop artists or she’s just returned from the deep forests of far east where she’d spent time with tribe secret monks who know the secret to eternal youth.

That would also explain the title - “Undefeated”. She’s gain some supernatural powers out in that wilderness. There’s probably a giant “cougar” hiding behind her heel. Run, Whitney Houston’ll get you…

Anand Jon Alexander, 34 year old fashion designer from Los Angeles was found guilty of 16 counts of rape and sexual assault. There were originally 23 charges filed against Anand Jon Alexander accusing him of raping 9 women.

The jury of Los Angeles County Superior Court was deliberating for 5 days before delivering final sentence - Anand Jon Alexander was found gulty of 14 felony counts and two misdemanor counts against seven women.

Because the case involved multiple victims, Anand Jon Alexander is facing mandatory life sentence and won’t be eligible for parole until 67 years later.Being 34, this means he may get out of the choker when he’s 101. They batter have super advanced viagra by then if he still feel like raping. Having to spend 67 years in prison as Bubba’s toy, this bitch’s gonna think twice.

Anand Jon Alexander was born in India. I’m not sure what their customs are, but he should have known better. Luring models to his apartment, brainwashing them that he’s gonna make them big stars and have them promenade on a catwalk just so he can get in their pants and stuff their vaginas with his Indian dick - that’s a no no, mister.

Those models are rather wonky too, though. None of the bitches reported anything to police. They just came out of the woodwork when charges were already filed against Anand Jon Alexander. Many of them retained relationship with the cock-sucker afterwards and travelled with him to other parts of the country.

To juice it all up towards the end, Anand Jon Alexander was convicted of the following:

rape, lewd acts, sexual penetration by a foreign object, using a minor for sex, possessing child pornography, attempted oral copulation, sexual battery and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

There are further charges against Anand Jon Alexander in Texas and New York. The rapist apparently kept a journal of his adventures with models and gave each attributes, such as: “swallows very well”.

Kellie Pickler looked stunningly hot on the red carpet at the CMA Awards 2008. Kellie has definitely grown into a hot woman since she first appeared on TV as an American Idol contestant. Even though she didn’t win the CMA 2008 Awards, the internet community seems to agree that her performance was the best. I have to admit, Kellie Pickler looks smoking hot in that dress. I don’t know if it’s the red carpet that makes her so attractive, but I swear I saw the cleavage smile at me when I looked at it first…

Kellie Pickler Image Credit: Frank Micelotta/Getty Images

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It’s a “hot blonde country singer” here at Beer Steak Industries. Introducing Amanda Henkel right after a little video by Kellie Pickler. Unlike her previously profiled fellow co-country singer, Amanda Henkel is from the south. Louisiana to be exact. Do all girls in Louisiana have big tits and blonde hair?

Amanda says her country influence started when she was driving around with her mom in a Cadillac and mom would play tracks by Waylon Jennings. Before becoming a country singer herself, Amanda Henkel used her big tit assets and had quite a career going as a Hawaiian Tropic rep. That’s not much of a career though. Just about every ho I know has been their rep. Sounds like being Hawaiian Tropic CEO gets you a lot of pussy.

Amanda Henkel abandoned the career of a “model” and went on to singing. Her first album was recorded in 2007 at Capitol Studios in Los Angeles. “Climbing Up Mt. Everest” - her first single is making successful rounds among country music lovers. When will hot bitches start sucking bloggers’ cock

Kellie Pickler has been my favorite since her Hungary fiasco at Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? However, she’s a hot ho and can sing, even though I’m not a fan of country or whatever you call that music. Kellie Pickler performed her song “Best Days of Your Life” at CMA Awards 2008 in Nashville last night. The 2008 rendition was the 42nd of annual CMA Awards and Kellie Pickler who’s native of Albemarle, N.C didn’t win. She was outbeat by Lady Antebellum.

Congrats to all the winners. Kellie Pickler CMA Awards 2008 video is below. This was the first time I’ve heard Kelly Pickler sing… I’ve got to admit she looks pretty damn good in skin tight leather. Even with that slutty blond hair.

Kellyn Lindemann is daughter of Bo Black and like her mother, she’s trying to get her ass into PlayBoy. Bo Black appeared on the cover of PlayBoy in September, 1976. Her daughter Kellyn Lindemann hopes to get her “life’s career” as far and is already auditioning for Playboy’s centerfold by participating in “The Girls Next Door”. Aside from big tits, Kellyn Lindemann doesn’t have what it takes to be the next sex symbol, but she definitely closer to a Girl Next Door than Carin Ashley who’s just plain plastic.

Unlike her mother, Kellyn Lindemann was already proncing around topless. Bo Black was actually wearing clothes when photographed for PlayBoy. But Bo said she was proud of her daughter so it’s all good. She’s probably proud her daughter was able to suck her way through important cock to get on E! despite her age (Kellyn Lindemann is 29 year old) and not exactly Barbie doll like facial features.

Kellyn Lindemann only appeared on the show for a very brief moment but it was long enough for her to tell that she’s a daughter of former PlayBoy model and it was also long enough to make a half naked promenade. E! blured out her nipples though.

Pictures on top if form a family album and features Bo Black with her daughter. Below is the scan of original picture Bo Black had published on the cover of PlayBoy and a pic from Kellyn Lindemann’s website.

Another Disney chick graced us with slutty naked pics scandal. Adrienne Bailon, the oldest member of The Cheetag Girls pop band went all skanky on camera, saved those nude pictures on her laptop, the laptop got stolen, nude pictures hit the web. That’s a no compromise sequence of events that anticipates all slutty Disney whores. Still, Vanessa Hudgens remains the sluttiest of the Disney whores.

25 year old Adrienne Bailon had her laptop which magically contained nude pictures of herself got stolen at JFK airport (I don’t get how people get their shit stolen at airports - there’s security personnell everywhere). The label representing Adrienne Bailon and The Cheetah Girl got a phone call from a dude who said he had the laptop which appears to belong to Adrienne Bailon and was willing to return it for $1000 cash.

Meeting was set up, anonimouse man returned the laptop but slutty nude pictures were gone. Fast forward few days ahead - internet gets flooded with naked pics of Adrienne Bailon. Of course it does. We need to see her naked booty too. How unfair would it be if finder kept her slutty ass for himself. Share nude pictures. Everyone wants to see some naked cheetah.

Adrienne Bailon says she went slutty and took nude pictures for her boyfriend - Robert Kardashian, who’s a brother of that other fake-ass skank Kim Kardashian. BTW, what’s up with Adrienne Bailon’s boobs? Does she have fake tits too?

For more nude pictures of The Cheetah Girl visit Adrienne Bailon Naked Pics from Stolen Laptop