I wonder what exactly goes through Miley Cyrus‘ head when she takes self shot photos of herself in bathrooms. She’s probably like: “Damn, that cleavage I’m sporting today looks awesome. I need to take a picture of it and post it on Twitter cause I’m so self obsessed with myself I couldn’t otherwise”. There’s not much of a cleavage in this picture anyway, but that’s probably why she shared it in the first place – to keep that fantasy going.
I always used to think that sideboob photos were hot, but then I saw this pic of Beyonce. It got me thinking – is there anyone less relevant than Beyonce in the music scene these days? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Not that she’s ever been relevant but that’s beyond point. If a woman whose music sucks beyond bearable limits loses the only thing that ever made her music bearable to begin with – her sex appeal, you know that she’s ready for a garbage bin.
Not only is Beyonce’s sideboob unattractive, she’s ales wearing an outfit that’s a complete miss no matter how you spin it. Not impressive in any way. Total FAIL to a point that not even a sideboob exposure could salvage it.
People who own an iPad send an undeniable signal to everyone around that they are dumber than a bag of wet mice. To pay more to be able to do less is a sign of lacking wits and limited brainpower. In other words, a person who owns an iPad is plain and simple DUMB. But to take that iPad to a public space and use it for everyone to see takes it to a whole new level. Yet that’s still nothing since one Spike Lee, a guy sporting an iPad in the photo above showed us that the level of dumbness is not finite. Using an iPad to take pictures with? Really, Spike Lee?
So if Spike Lee is the “Dumb” in this photograph, then who is the “Dumber” you ask? Well, just take a look at who Spike Lee is trying to photograph with his iPad – Barack Hussein Obama. Yeah, it doesn’t get any dumber than that. Unless of course Spike Lee is trying to smack Barack Obama over his head with that iPad – to beat the dumb out of him. Cause if that’s the case than we’d simply have the dumber without the dumb.
I’m filing this post under Celebrity even though Kristin Cavallari is not really one. However as she demonstrates in this picture, she has mouth big enough to deep-throat a horse dick which rightly deserves her a dedicated post on Beer Steak blog.
The blowjob mouth Kristin Cavallari appeared in the show titled Laguna Beach, which was kind of a prequel to The Hills. She however turned the offer by The Hills down and decided to go on her own and become a movie star. It didn’t work out for her. Despite her undeniable ability to suck big cock, the offers to star in big Hollywood productions were just not coming.
And so Kristin Cavallari deployed her blowjob mouth on someone at MTV and appeared on some show but the show was taken off after a year and Kristin was sent to being broke again. If it were me, I’d advice her to try a career in porn. She’s decent looking, has big mouth and producers are always looking for blowjob talents who can take on monster dicks. I’d pay to watch her suck one dry.
Remember Tatiana Kozhevnikova – Woman with Strongest Vagina in the World. Obviously, Tatiana Kozhevnikova went through a lot of inter vaginal training to gain muscles strong enough to squeeze the shit out of a penis that enters her snatch. And what Tatiana Kozhevnikova was able to do with her vagina, now every woman can achieve with her mouth. Introducing Facial Flex for Better Blowjob.
I was first introduced to the magic of Facial Flex when I saw the video below. Middle aged woman demonstrates how to use Facial Flex though her accompanying comments suggest that women should do it in order to tone their facial muscles. I say the women should train their facial muscles for better blowjobs. Everybody knows that women are useless when it comes to blowjobs these days. The golden era of blowjob is long gone and an average straight male living in the 21st century has little to no chance to experience the pleasures quality blowjobs. Women lost their ability to give good blowjobs and it should be in their foremost interest to resurrect this ages long skill and become good at it once more. Facial Flex can help.
With this simple device, you can tone your facial muscles, but most importantly – stretch your lips so you can deepthroat a penis all the way in and squeeze it tightly with your goddamn lips, not your teeth. It does not feel good when you go all chainsaw on man’s Johnson with your teeth. Your teeth should not be scraping the skin off a dick, instead, your lips should be delivering smooth and tight friction for maximum enjoyment. And swallow the load bitch. What’s it with women today spitting that shit out. It’s full of proteins that will help you in your efforts to retain clean and sexy complexion. Learn how to blow properly already. To suck at sucking is the worst way of suckage imaginable.
BTW, I don’t endorse Facial Flex. As a woman, you should not need to buy anything to deliver decent blowjob. Train with something you can find around the house but do watch the video below cause facial expressions and mumblings are priceless.
This picture says it all – Smoking Marijuana out of a bong brings you closer to Mother Nature who is everything to us. Marijuana Bong symbolizes the unity of Air, Fire, Earth and Water and when consumed, it makes humans closer to having superpower. The morale of the story – smoking marijuana out of a bong is natural, it’s normal, it’s healthy and it is what mother nature intended of us to do. Legalize Weed NOW!
This is as close to an upskirt pussy flash pic of Kate Middleton as we can get at this time. The future queen of England plays it classy and wears underwear, but the watchful eye of the paparazzi is ever present so young girl with sexy legs cannot possibly avoid getting an upskirt photo of herself taken. As long as Kate Middleton keeps the future ruler of the Commonwealth happy in bed, all will be fine. Women like Kate Middleton are an inspiration to all gold diggers out there who don’t particularly look like supermodels but are hoping to score big one day. As you can see, it’s possible. Kate Middleton pulled it off. It took for her to behave classy, but she did it and now she’s set to marry Her Royal Highness Prince William of England. Nice score.
While I wasn’t able to confirm it 100%, but this is allegedly a photo of Rupert Grint aka Ron Weasley from the Harry Potter movies smoking marijuana from a bong. It certainly does look like Rupert Grint and since he’s officially of the age of majority, he’s capable of making life changing decisions on his own. Puffing weed out of a bong is by far the smartest life changing decision a young man can make. The lawmakers may disagree, but thousands of years of medical use of marijuana stand behind my statement. Comon Rupert Grint, pass this bong around. We all need to smoke weed to spare ourselves from having to buy expensive pills which have side effects and are in a long run damaging to our health.
When Portland, Oregon police officers pulled over a car driven by Kevin Signalness, they found him with his pants unzipped and a pornographic magazine laid on the passenger seat. Kevin Signalness admitted to masturbating while driving. I wasn’t aware of any law prohibiting masturbation during driving, but judging by the mugshot, it is illegal and the masturbating driver was taking in by the police before he could wreak havoc on the road making sure he milks his member dry.
You know, at one point in my life, I saw a vibrating vagina with power connector that plugs into a car lighter. It was intended for car drivers so they could enjoy an intimate moments while still keeping their hands on the steering wheel. I’d say Kevin Signalness needs one of those.
How insignificant – Kate Middleton was photographed out shopping. Days from her marriage to future King of England and she still has it all together. Kate Middleton – the woman who is on her way to become the Queen of England. The wife of the heir to the throne – it does have an amazing ring to it, doesn’t it? It truly requires no exaggeration to state that Kate Middleton could not have dreamed of a better husband. She’s about to become royalty.
Is there a lesson to learn? Yes, there is. Girls need to take notice that if they retain skinny figure, stick to decent behavior in public and suck a mean royal cock, they too may luck out and become a queen of some large and powerful nation one day. If Kate Middleton could pull this off, anyone can. Do it and the rest of your life will be all about shopping and attending fancy functions.