Barack Obama is Dead

Barack Obama is Dead

Fabricated story about the death of Osama Bin Laden took America by the nuts yesterday. Now here’s a thing: Osama Bin Laden is either not dead or died a long time ago. Whichever it is, he was not killed by any Americans on May 2, 2011 Pakistan time. After Barack Hussein Obama made a speech that Osama Bin Laden was killed, he went back to his white painted house and laughed his ass off at gullible Americans who fell for his crap AGAIN. And after he was done laughing, he called the Bin laden family and scheduled a beer with Osama or in case Osama did in fact die in the early 2000’s – told his family that business is doing good and everything is going as planned.

Let me say it again – Osama Bin Laden was NOT killed on May 2, 2011. I will leave the Americans to believe in the change they believed in when they got fooled by Obama the first time, because they are beyond the point of repair. You just can’t beat sense into them anymore as they will worship their idol to no end and will trample everyone who dares to speak otherwise. This type of ignorance warrants swallowing of the “Osama was killed” lie and licking off the residue right off the lips. But you, non Americans – what the hell is wrong with you? Can you really not think for a minute? If Obama said that flies are shitting penguins, would you believe that too? Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?

Dumb and Dumber

Dumb and Dumber

People who own an iPad send an undeniable signal to everyone around that they are dumber than a bag of wet mice. To pay more to be able to do less is a sign of lacking wits and limited brainpower. In other words, a person who owns an iPad is plain and simple DUMB. But to take that iPad to a public space and use it for everyone to see takes it to a whole new level. Yet that’s still nothing since one Spike Lee, a guy sporting an iPad in the photo above showed us that the level of dumbness is not finite. Using an iPad to take pictures with? Really, Spike Lee?

So if Spike Lee is the “Dumb” in this photograph, then who is the “Dumber” you ask? Well, just take a look at who Spike Lee is trying to photograph with his iPad – Barack Hussein Obama. Yeah, it doesn’t get any dumber than that. Unless of course Spike Lee is trying to smack Barack Obama over his head with that iPad – to beat the dumb out of him. Cause if that’s the case than we’d simply have the dumber without the dumb.

Monkey-Like Behavior of the Oprah Show Audience Members Explained

Videos of scenes from the Oprah Show showing audience members acting like they’re monkeys have been going viral, puzzling internet users with questions like: why do people on the Oprah Show regress to crying monkeys? I’ve looked at the video myself (seen above) and knew the answer right away. The audience members on the Oprah Show are all Obama voters. That explains it all. You can’t anticipate sane behavior from an Obama worshipper. They are dumbed down to the max already. They can’t get any dumber so acting like rabid monkeys is natural to them. There you have it – the monkey-like behavior of the Oprah Show audience members explained in just one short paragraph. Nothing more to add.

NYC Subway Penis Flasher vs Irritating Virgin Whore

Meanwhile in New York, some kool dude gets on a subway train, sees a dumb virgin whore and flashes his penis at her (allegedly). She spots a bit of manhood and starts screaming her nuts out, yapping like a virgin hooker with lower back tattoo that needs a set of sweaty balls down her throat. Not only that, she’s also a freaking hisser that hisses when she speaks and that’s beyond irritating. I hope the penis flasher never left her side and took her to the police station for needlessly irritating public with her stupid hissing. That shit should be illegal. If I were on that train, I’d be pissed for being forced to listen to a hissing whore and would demand repercussions.

Avatar Depression – New Condition You Experience After Seeing the Movie in 3D

Avatar Depression - New Condition You Experience After Seeing the Movie in 3D

It’s a new phenomenon. New medical condition. Many people who went to see Avatar in 3D report that they have experienced post movie depression upon realization that they were back on Earth, not on Pandora. The world seems grey after you have taken off the 3D glasses as the last line of Avatar credits rolls off the screen. This is what 2010 will be all about – people depressed because of a movie.

I have seen Avatar and loved it. Yes, it is a story that’s been beaten to death and yes, you know exactly what happens next, yet I still enjoyed it. After the movie I’ve moved on. But let’s put all movie making aside and focus on Avatar Depression. As you will see in a video below, CNN did a report about it and to get to the right answers, they’ve invited two seriously dumb people to comment on the phenomenon. Both have no clue what the eff they’re talking about and both are irritating to listen to.

Jo Piazza who’s an entertainment writer for CNN sounds like she’s got walnuts in her throat (or some other nuts) and what she says is so out of whack I was tearing my own nuts off to shove them down her throat so she could just shut the eff up. Obviously, Ms. Jo Piazza must have just found out about the internet yesterday. I don’t know why they employ people who spent last two decades living in a cave, but then again, it’s CNN. They also kiss Barack Obama’s ass which says it all.

Jo Piazza doesn’t understand the internet. She doesn’t know that what people say on the internet does not necessarily reflect who they really are. These people often have no other life so their on line acquaintances represent the community they want to fit in with. They will do and say anything they have to in order to get attention, for they lack it in real life. Jo Piazza has no grasp of this phenomenon whatsoever. How can she understand the Avatar depression phenomenon if sheer basics escape her lacking smarts.

Psychotherapist Stacy Kaiser was a little bit less clueless with her responses but also doesn’t get firm grasp of reality either. Then again, since her title bears word “psycho” she’s doomed to not understand what real people deal with and feel. Psychologists are as clueless about real people as they get.

People exaggerate. This simple premise is often overlooked by so called experts. People also pretend to be, have, or feel what they are not, don’t have or feel. That’s the way people are. Furthermore, people are affected by their surroundings. They respond to stimuli offered by those they are in contact with. If there is going to be something bad looking out of the Avatar depression, it will be in response to weak minded individuals giving in to the momentum created by attention seekers. However those weak individuals would flip sooner or later anyway. They just need the trigger. And Avatar Depression could easily be one if they focus on it intensively enough.

Duh, input from “experts” never ceases to amaze me. Just how dumb do you have to be to let bullshit out of your mouth on national TV. And how dumb are the people to eat that along with cherry on top. We’re doomed. The world is grey and flat. I want to live on Pandora. The video is below:

Avril Lavigne = Dumbest Woman Alive (proof)

Avril Lavigne = Dumbest Woman Alive (proof)

I’m not sure if she’s the dumbest, but she sure as hell is not smart. Avril Lavigne dropped out of school when she was 16 and thank God she got lucky with music otherwise she’d have nothing but prostitution left for her – or so it seems. Luckily she at least has a pussy and vagina so being a hooker would go easy for her. As a fat, hairy, bald guy I don’t have those options.

Avril Lavigne’s geographical skills are comparable or worse to those of Miss Teen South Carolina. And that one is near ultimately dumb. Avril had a concert in Montréal and told her fans at the show that she’s happy to be back home in Ontario. LOL, you dumb ass. Montreal is in Quebec. You’re French Canadian Avril Lavigne. Have nobody told you that before?

That’s embarassing. Especially since she’s Canadian born. She should know at least her own goddamn country. If she was playing a line of concerts in Bhutan and would confuse their little provinces there – that would have been excusable, but as a bearer of Canadian passport and having been born here – Avril Lavigne deserves the “dumbest person of the week” award. Hands down..