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Meet Barack the Barbarian, merciless, topless, axe wielding predator who’s on a mission to square up with The Screeching Enchantress Sarah the Palin. The not-so-politically-incorrect comic book series Barack the Barbarian will be published this year in June. According to British Daily Mail, there will be two comic books in the Barack the Barbarian series:

The Righteous Retribution of Barack the Barbarian pictures US president Barack Obama in a fight with sword wielding, black latex bikini clad screeching enchantress who makes my happy in my pants. The long haired blonde with her hot mouth open to take on foreign objects has body of a goddess, strength of a gazelle and attitude of Xena the Warrior Princess. I’m not even sure why Barack the Barbarian would want to kill the hotness like that. Perhaps he’s a necrophiliac and liked to do them dead. Which is understandable, cause when she’s dead, she ain’t gonna tell you off when you shove your dick up her ass.

Barack the Barbarian: Quest for the Treasure of Stimuli shows super muscular Barack Obama presiding over Kickassistan with some ugly, probably HIV infected ho with Botox stuffed lips and fat ass clinging onto his leg. In this comic book, Barack the Barbarian takes on his nemesis Sarah the Palin who wears her signature librarian glasses, wearing wolf skin bikini and a cape.

Barack the Barbarian comic book series will be published by Devil’s Due – Chicago based comic book and cartoon publisher. Smart move on their behalf – smart business move I should say. Anything that involves controversy will get people talking and the more people talk, the more money in their pocket. Free advertising, ya know. And judging by the cartoons released so far, they are looking to picture the characters as naked as it goes, without making them naked. Hence no one will be able to label their cartoons a pornography, yet it will be revealing enough for any loser geek from the basement to rub one off to it.

According to the press release, Devil’s Due Barack the Barbarian comic books will also feature other political figures, including former US president George Bush (Overlord Boosh) and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (Sorceress Hilaria), Dick Cheney (Chainknee of the Elephant Kingdom), John McCain, Rod Blagojevich, Nancy Pelosi, and others.

Check out the gallery with Barack the Barbarian cartoons below:

What kind of ownage is this? Bill Clinton, former US president goes to kiss his wife Hillary and get totally snubbed. Hillary completely turns around leaving Bill Clinton to kiss the air while her head is turned and then she kisses Barack Obama. Hillary totally snubber her husband Bill Clinton for Barack Obama. How retarded is that?

The video is just too damn funny. Not funny for Bill Clinton, but the way he got denied a kiss… That is such a FAIL.

Here’s the video as the undisputed proof that Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama Are Fucking each other. The video comes form Jimmy Kimmel Show so it must be true, right? Let’s hope there’s gonna be a Hillary Clinton fucking Barack Obama sex tape soon. Maybe a blowjob, maybe anal sex, I wander where Hillary is gonna take the cum shot? We should have a betting poll. Where do you think Obama likes to cum when fucking Hillary and where do you think senator Clinton likes to take it when getting fucked by senator Obama?

At least I think that was a Chilean tranny attempt at English. Hillary Clinton’s biggest supporter in all of the world filmed another video to support female US presidential candidate. I think the idea was to leave a message in English, but even though I couldn’t understand a damn thing, I have no doubt it was deep.

La Pequeña should run for US prez. She’s a sexy twink, and looks good sitting on the desk. That would go well in the Oval Office. She could mask herself as furniture.

Vote for me, vote for me!

Speaking of over the top supporters of US presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton has a new big time supporter who doesn’t speak English – a YouTube star La Pequeña.

Don’t ask me what gender La Pequeña is cause I have no damn clue. That creature looks like a midget transvestite with unknown mission on planet Earth. Should I be scared or should I rejoice? I have no damn clue about that one either. I’m overall lost.

It is truly hard to tell which presidential candidate has bigger loons for supporters. John McCain has wanderful McCain Girls performing Raining McCain, Barack Obama has an ever obnoxious $5 whore Casey Knowles who spews hate on Hillary Clinton’s 3am commercial, and Hillary Clinton has La Pequeña in her full sexual beauty. Would you hit it?

By the way, the song in the background is by Hillary Duff, called “Beat Of My Heart”. Below is another video by La Pequeña for Hillary Clinton, this time also featuring her best buddy – Machine. Would you hit this?

Got to love Barack Obama supporters, their lameness as well as the lameness of Barack’s ads never fails. I personally think he’s the decent candidate out of those who are still running, but man oh man. His campaign and his supporters remind me of kindergarten mass.

The video above features Casey Knowles who completely owned herself. She was looking for her 5 minutes of fame and when an option came, when Hillary Clinton used stock footage which contained her silly ass when she was a kid for her 3am ad, she opened her mouth and let pure bullshit out.

Casey Knowles is a tool. Useless, counterproductive, mindless tool. But then again, there are millions of others so she just joined the crows really.

I’m not a big fan of Hillary Clinton but let’s look at what is happening here. Hillary Clinton’s team put together a “3am ad” using stock footage of a little girl sleeping and make it look as though the girl was scared. For the purpose of their commercial, they were looking for the footage that would make it look like the girl in picture was scared, they found that one with Casey Knowles, deemed it useable for their purpose and put together their commercial. Tool Casey Knowles then comes and opens her mouth with bullshit claiming that she was not scared when the video was filmed.

Casey Knowles, you fucking dumb ass, this is a commercial using commercial footage. It’s meant to deliver a message, it doesn’t meant that the actors appearing in it are experiencing the same feelings. Do you think when you’re watching a horror movie, the actors are scared to death? No, there is a whole production team behind the camera and the bad guy is a friend. Only on the screen it looks scary, you dumb ass.

On a positive note, at least this time around those lame supporters of Barack Obama didn’t label it racist, like it happened a week or so ago. That time some tool Barack Obama supporters claimed the ad was meant to look like a burglary with intentions to fear the black men who could break into your home while you’re kids are sleeping. Some of the bullshit of Obama’s supporters is mind boggling.

I wander how much Barack Obama paid her fat ass to make a tool of herself.