I knew it was only a question of time before a photo of Miley Cyrus’ pussy leaks onto the internet. And here it is. The not so saint Miley didn’t learn from celebrities who were all caught wearing no panties in pussy revealing photos when getting in or out of motor vehicles. The paparazzi never sleep and an opportunity like a panty-less flash is something none of them would want to miss. And this is the result.
But as was the case with other pussy flash celebrity photos of the past, Miley Cyrus’ snatch also seems undeveloped and shaved like the only men in existence are those who prefer pre pubescent girls. Big roast beef there, but no labia minora.
The best thing about this pussy flash photo is the paparazzi in the background. The “eww, pussy” expression he has on his face is priceless. He can’t even see the upskirt. Maybe Miley farted?
I wonder what exactly goes through Miley Cyrus‘ head when she takes self shot photos of herself in bathrooms. She’s probably like: “Damn, that cleavage I’m sporting today looks awesome. I need to take a picture of it and post it on Twitter cause I’m so self obsessed with myself I couldn’t otherwise”. There’s not much of a cleavage in this picture anyway, but that’s probably why she shared it in the first place – to keep that fantasy going.
Do you know what Miley Cyrus is scared of? Apparently she’s scared of needles but what’s more important is why kids are always so scared of Miley Cyrus. In a video above, one year old girl shows how much she hates Miley Cyrus – at least that’s what her dad claims. While a song by Miley Cyrus plays, baby starts to scream, then when dad puts on Bon Jovi, baby starts to laugh. Dad is just plain dumb.
Dad thinks his baby hates Miley, but he has no idea what really is going on. If you take a closer look, it appears as though the dad had a Mac computer. Every baby, unless suffering from complete lack of intelligence is bound to puke when you put it before a Mac. Unless you play an old school Bon Jovi tune – certain Bon Jovi tunes are so epic, they even negate the bullshit Mac computers induce in people. Miley Cyrus can sleep well. She still has a long way to go before she can match Apple products with lameness.
I know where you’re coming from. I’d be scared shitless too if I was forced to face those monstrous horse teeth Miley Cyrus is sporting. She has one of the nastiest gaping filthmouth one can ever come across and to have it about eat you for lunch is bound to scare you for life. The fear in this baby’s eyes is undisputed.
Miley Cyrus is 17 year old and already has a tattoo. It’s under her left breast and says “Just Breathe”. Apparently the reason she had “Just Breathe” tattooed under her tit is to commemorate her friend Vanessa who died of cystic fibrosis in 2007. This is the first (and hopefully the only) tattoo Miley Cyrus had done and given that she’s only 17, her parents must have consented to it. I’m not gonna focus on the fact that the internet got flooded with bikini pics of Miley Cyrus last few days as she’s posed half naked for Vanity Fait when she was yet younger than now, so what’s the big deal with bikini. It does reveal the tattoo under her breast, but otherwise no big deal.
So what’s next for Miley Cyrus? Lower back tattoo? That’s what all skanks do so I’d expect Miley Cyrus to follow suit. As a woman, you can’t get any trashier than by getting a lower back tattoo done. It’s like the Devil’s filing you in a category of lost souls who seek refuge in being cheap.
Oh, and let’s hope the “Just Breathe” tattoo is really meant to show support for cystic fibrosis research. Hopefully it’s not a reminder to let her know that she needs to breathe in order not to die. Barack Obama has teleprompters to tell him not to forget breathing but Miley Cyrus doesn’t. Would a tattoo under a breast be enough to keep you alive?
Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst decided to tie a knot and remove himself from the pool of available bachelors by marrying Esther Nazarov. Fred Burst used Twitter to express his true feelings in April of this year – yeah, people who use Twitter rock like that. He said Esther Nazarov is his true love and that he has never known true love until now and blah blah all that stuff that Twitter can be good for. To show he means business, Fred Durst also posted a picture of a wedding ring Esther Nazarov will have worn. Come today, Esther Nazarov and Fred Durst are a married couple. File Esther Nazarov under “another successful gold digger”.
Is it me or does Esther Nazarov really look like Miley Cyrus with those nasty upper gums? You know how unpleasing Miley Cyrus looks when she smiles and upper gums get exposed like she’s a fucking horse, right? Well, Esther Nazarov suffers from the same awfulness. Maybe women who have big upper gums give good head. I wouldn’t know, I only do anal (yeah, I wish). If she makes Freddie happy, then good luck to them. Couple that licks upper gums together, stays together.
After the wedding that went down in Las Vegas, Fred Durst resorted to Tweeting again: “Cheers to the universe from me and my lovely wife Esther Durst!! We are now one and complete. :o)” I wonder if he tweeted about the wedding night blowjob. Imagine that: “Dude, Esther is totally licking my ballsack. That’s so awesome. WTF woman, pull that shit out of my ass you bitch. Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about. more pee please!”
Let’s hope this marriage doesn’t end up in pooper like his first one.
Miley Cyrus loves to show off her boobs. She does. Nevermind the pedobear, this is the fact – Miley yrus loves to provoke and have her boobes out just enough so her nipples and areola are covered. One more thing she likes to do is show up with her clearly homosexual boyfriend Justin Gaston. That guy is gayer than American Football.
Miley Cyrus boobs decided to go for a little jog with her homosexual boyfriend Justin Gaston. The two picked the best place for jogging ever – a road. There are cars behind them, cars before them, exhaust smog, paparazzi and pedo bear everywhere you look. Makes sense right? If your name is Miley Cyrus, this is exactly the place where you’re gonna show how much your boobs flop, isn’t it?
To top it all up, Miley’s choice of jogging wear consists of bikini bathing suit, fashion sneakers and jean shorts. Was she really jogging or just showing her boobs off to the paparazzi? I’m sure Billy Ray Cyrus approves. Whatever draws more attention to his little ho and makes more monye is fine with him.
More pics of Miley Cyrus Boobs Flopping Up and Down in the gallery below:
Miley Cyrus and Justic Guston Picture credit: Wenn, Splash
Miley Cyrus Racist Scandal turned the web upside down and Asian Pacific American group (OCA) is not impressed. In her racist tirade, Miley Cyrus slanted her eyes which is believed by Asian Pacific American to be a mockery of Asians.
In a picture leaked on the net, Miley Cyrus is seen with a group of gay friends slanting her eyes, which is a common impression of an person of Asian descent. Miley’s gay boyfriend Justin Gaston is present too, but he’s not slanting his eyes, he’s lavishing that vibrating anal plug he’s got on full up his ass.
An Asian American is present in the picture, he’s not pulling no slant-eyed stunt, but then again – how would that work out? It’s like telling a fat person to blow up his cheecks to make himself look fat. It’s stupid, cause he looks fat to begin with.
But anyway. Not impressed with Miley Cyrus going racial, Asian Pacific American issued following statement to TMZ:
“The photograph of Miley Cyrus and other individuals slanting their eyes currently circulating the Internet is offensive to the Asian Pacific American community and sets a terrible example for her many young fans. This image falls within a long and unfortunate history of people mocking and denigrating individuals of Asian descent. Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimized the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted her many Asian Pacific American fans. The inclusion of an Asian Pacific American individual in the photo does not make it acceptable.”
Justin Gaston, 20 year old underwear model and rumored boyfriend of teen virgin Miley Cyrus models in International Jock man’s underwear. Dude would make perfect emo kid.
Photos are from 2007, but Justin Gaston was a big nobody until he was spotted hanging around with Miley and photographed chaperoning her on the way to church. Miley says she’s a virgin anyway and we all believe her, cause she’s got that halo around her head.
Tarina Tarantino is known for her jewelry designs that bear pop culture spirit combined with contemporary segments. Based out of Los Angeles, California, Tarina Tarantino has built a strong brand of jewelry designs that are popular on an international scale. I wasn’t able to find out whether she does genital jewelry too. She needs to learn that shit. Some chicks have undeveloped labia and need to decorate it somehow. Tarina Tarantino could make a killing at it. Besides – Tarina Tarantino Genital Jewelry Designer has a good ring to it.
Some of Hollywoon A-List hos decorate themselves with jewelry from Tarina Tarantino. Miley Cyrus wears her jewelry, so does Paris Hilton, Avril Lavigne or Cameron Diaz. This type of clientele means a lot, of course so by now Tarina Tarantino has got her own boutiques in Los Angeles, New York, Milan, Osaka and planning a whole lot more. Talk about successful designer.
Check out her website to see what creations of one of the top jewelry designers from LA look like HERE.