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Warriors of Goja at The Ultimate Talent Show India

The most interesting part of this video is the female judge. Her mouth is so big she could blow four dicks at once and they’d still feel like they’re fucking a bucket of water. The video is from a show in India called The Ultimate Talent Show. And the group of boys who call themselves Warrior of Goja delivered. Their act is off to a slow start but picks up soon after. Too bad Indian TV editor keeps adding useless sound effects to the video and too much slow motion. Otherwise the Warriors of Goja showed how tough they are. They just went at it full throttle start to finish all the while the female host held her face and showed the hollowed mouth that was made to suck meat of huge girth.

The Warrior of Goja could start their own Indian version of Jackass. Having had their head run over by a car, eaten glass, pulled a car with teeth, had concrete blocks bashed on their chest and gone stack-up fakir on a bed of nail piled up on one another – I mean… damn! Chuck Norris must be pissed to have his match in India.

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Prince Charles Dancing with Villagers in Tolasar, India (photo)

Prince Charles Dancing with Villagers in Tolasar, India (photo)

Prince Charles of Great Britain is in India attending the Commonwealth Games. Through his busy schedule, Britain’s heir to the throne was able to find a moment to visit the villagers and was even photographed dancing with them. Cool on Prince Charles.

Photo from Tolasar village near Jodhpur in India’s state of Rajasthan was photographed on October 5, 2010 by Sunil Verma for Reuters.

27 Year Old Nitinkumar Patel Urinates on Women in Jersey City

27 year old man identified as Nitinkumar Patel was arrested after several complaints from women came that he urinated on them at a bus stop in Journal Square, Jersey City. Law enforcement officials confirmed that at least 7 women complained that they have been urinated on in the last three months. Nitinkumar Patel was eventually caught in the act and arrested while urinating on a 16 year old girl.

According to the New Jersey Department of Corrections, Nitinkumar Patel spent 6 years in prison for aggravated assault convictions and was released in January 2009. Looks like it didn’t take him too long to get arrested again – only this time it’s for urinating on women. What the hell? But then again, without racial prejudice, after the video showed an image of said Nitinkumar Patel, I was no longer surprised. He looks like he came from India or Pakistan. In countries like that, it is normal for men to piss and shit in public. That’s why those countries look like public dump sites.

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Lindsay Lohan Documentary About Child Trafficking in India – BBC Trailer

Lindsay Lohan Documentary About Child Trafficking in India - BBC Trailer

Lindsay Lohan may have spent whole last week sun tanning in St. Barts with fiasco in the end, but apparently she’s been busy trying to get her PR in order by filming a BBC sponsored documentary about child trafficking in India. Yes, by looking at Lindsay Lohan’s past, one would have to be blind to not have noticed what desperate attention whore she is, but she must have hired good publicist to put her in path of this documentary cause that’s just about what could work.

Lindsay Lohas is useless as actress and unable to score any decent gigs and whoring herself out as lesbian is getting old, so what could she do to stay in spotlight and improve her public image? How about a documentary about child trafficking in India. That should work. Many people will see it as an effort to make change in child’s life, others could simply see Lindsay Lohan in a movie, regardless of whether it’s a documentary or not so it will give an impression that her acting career is not completely dead… And then there are those of us who believe that she doesn’t care one bit about child trafficking in India but it’s a good opportunity to put her name back in the spotlight so she jumped right on it.

BBC has released first trailer from the upcoming documentary featuring Lindsay Lohan which is now available on YouTube. You can watch the trailer below. There isn’t that much to see yet, but could be interesting.

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Bing Maps Adds 41TB of Aerial and Birds Eye Photography – Awesome

Bing Maps Adds 41TB of Aerial and Birds Eye Photography - Awesome

The baddest search engine on the internet – Bing, just got badder. Formerly known as Virtual Earth, Bing Maps offers an awesome Birds Eye View feature which allows you to see some areas of the planet from the air, but under an angle, which offers pretty clear perspective of said area. This unsurpassed feature just got better on August 4, 2009 after folks from Microsoft Corporation added 41TB worth of aerial and birds eye photography to Bing Maps. That means there will be many more places covered at higher resolution and many more offered from birds eye perspective.

Bing Maps has a really cool demo site located at http://bingmapsupdates.cloudapp.net/ which has a really cool slideshow that will take you on a virtual tour throughout the planet. It’s a fascinating ride and I recommend everyone checking that link out. It also shows new places that Bing Maps added to their depository and has icons to indicate whether the area has aerial view or whether it also has birds eye view. Check it out, it’s really cool. Make sure you roll your mouse over Map Options and click Play Slideshow. They just sit back and indulge in your personal “around the world in a few minutes” tour.

I have been watching is whole morning and can’t seem to get enough of it. The slideshow obviously focuses primarily on newly covered areas of Bing Maps (to show what those 41TB of data were collected from) but you will see many interesting places of the world. According to Bing Community bulletin post, new satellite imagery covers extra 189,000 square kilometers of the planet and includes more than 12,000 square kilometers of new Bird’s Eye Photography. During my first few minutes of enjoying the virtual tour I have been to Taiwan, Henderson Island, Luanda, Angola, Diego Garcia and Cardamum Amihi, Maldives, Leuven, Belgium, Goteborg and Malmo, Sweden, Denali, Alaska, Huahine and Moorea, French Polynesia, Kanggye and Gumi, South Korea, Tolyatti, Russia, Wellsford, New Zealand, Pasuruan and Chatrapur, India, Pavia and Crotone, Italy, Avila, Spain, Sydney and Fredericton, Canada, San Blas, Mexico, Brazzaville, Congo, Dakar, Senegal, Bourail, New Caledonia, Munich and Stuttgart, Germany, Tubukiniberu and Ijaki, Kiribati, Xinxiang, China, Leiden and Rotterdam, The Netherlands, Graz, Austria, Upolu Samoa, Jyvaskyla, Finland, etc etc. Sweet ride. Bing Maps rules.

Hilarious Complaint Letter from Virgin Customer to Richard Branson

Below is a complete reproduction of a hilarious complaint letter sent to Richard Branson, owner of Virgin Group, from a customer who has flown with Virgin Atlantic Airways from Mumbai, India to Heathrow in London, UK. This is one funny complaint letter, the dude (who is not named) really took time to express himself and does so with lots of passion and dedication. Enjoy:

Dear Mr. Branson

REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008

I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.

Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at the hands of your corporation.

Look at this Richard. Just look at it:

Hilarious Complaint Letter from Virgin Customer to Richard Branson

I imagine the same questions are racing through your brilliant mind as were racing through mine on that fateful day. What is this? Why have I been given it? What have I done to deserve this? And, which one is the starter, which one is the desert?

You don’t get to a position like yours Richard with anything less than a generous sprinkling of observational power so I KNOW you will have spotted the tomato next to the two yellow shafts of sponge on the left. Yes, it’s next to the sponge shaft without the green paste. That’s got to be the clue hasn’t it. No sane person would serve a desert with a tomato would they. Well answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in:

Hilarious Complaint Letter from Virgin Customer to Richard Branson

I know it looks like a baaji but it’s in custard Richard, custard. It must be the pudding. Well you’ll be fascinated to hear that it wasn’t custard. It was a sour gel with a clear oil on top. It’s only redeeming feature was that it managed to be so alien to my palette that it took away the taste of the curry emanating from our miscellaneous central cuboids of beige matter. Perhaps the meal on the left might be the desert after all.

Anyway, this is all irrelevant at the moment. I was raised strictly but neatly by my parents and if they knew I had started desert before the main course, a sponge shaft would be the least of my worries. So let’s peel back the tin-foil on the main dish and see what’s on offer.

I’ll try and explain how this felt. Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it’s Christmas morning and you’re sat there with your final present to open. It’s a big one, and you know what it is. It’s that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about.

Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing. That’s how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this:

Hilarious Complaint Letter from Virgin Customer to Richard Branson

Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking it’s more of that Baaji custard. I admit I thought the same too, but no. It’s mustard Richard. MUSTARD. More mustard than any man could consume in a month. On the left we have a piece of broccoli and some peppers in a brown glue-like oil and on the right the chef had prepared some mashed potato. The potato masher had obviously broken and so it was decided the next best thing would be to pass the potatoes through the digestive tract of a bird.

Once it was regurgitated it was clearly then blended and mixed with a bit of mustard. Everybody likes a bit of mustard Richard.

By now I was actually starting to feel a little hypoglycemic. I needed a sugar hit. Luckily there was a small cookie provided. It had caught my eye earlier due to its baffling presentation:

Hilarious Complaint Letter from Virgin Customer to Richard Branson

It appears to be in an evidence bag from the scene of a crime. A CRIME AGAINST BLOODY COOKING. Either that or some sort of back-street underground cookie, purchased off a gun-toting maniac high on his own supply of yeast. You certainly wouldn’t want to be caught carrying one of these through customs. Imagine biting into a piece of brass Richard. That would be softer on the teeth than the specimen above.

I was exhausted. All I wanted to do was relax but obviously I had to sit with that mess in front of me for half an hour. I swear the sponge shafts moved at one point.

Once cleared, I decided to relax with a bit of your world-famous onboard entertainment. I switched it on:

Hilarious Complaint Letter from Virgin Customer to Richard Branson

I apologise for the quality of the photo, it’s just it was incredibly hard to capture Boris Johnson’s face through the flickering white lines running up and down the screen. Perhaps it would be better on another channel:

Hilarious Complaint Letter from Virgin Customer to Richard Branson

Is that Ray Liotta? A question I found myself asking over and over again throughout the grueling half-hour I attempted to watch the film like this. After that I switched off. I’d had enough. I was the hungriest I’d been in my adult life and I had a splitting headache from squinting at a crackling screen.

My only option was to simply stare at the seat in front and wait for either food, or sleep. Neither came for an incredibly long time. But when it did it surpassed my wildest expectations:

Hilarious Complaint Letter from Virgin Customer to Richard Branson

Yes! It’s another crime-scene cookie. Only this time you dunk it in the white stuff.

Richard…. What is that white stuff? It looked like it was going to be yoghurt. It finally dawned on me what it was after staring at it. It was a mixture between the Baaji custard and the Mustard sauce. It reminded me of my first week at university. I had overheard that you could make a drink by mixing vodka and refreshers. I lied to my new friends and told them I’d done it loads of times. When I attempted to make the drink in a big bowl it formed a cheese Richard, a cheese. That cheese looked a lot like your baaji-mustard.

So that was that Richard. I didn’t eat a bloody thing. My only question is: How can you live like this? I can’t imagine what dinner round your house is like, it must be like something out of a nature documentary.

As I said at the start I love your brand, I really do. It’s just a shame such a simple thing could bring it crashing to its knees and begging for sustenance.

Yours Sincererly

xxxxx

According to confirmation British Telegraph got from Paul Charles, Virgin’s Director of Corporate Communications, Richard Branson did call disgruntled customer and apologized saying that he was sorry the guy didn’t enjoy their award winning food which is served and is popular on their flights to and from India.

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Sandip Soparrkar – New Boyfriend of Britney Spears from India

Sandip Soparrkar and Britney Spears

By bumping her coochie pie with Sandip Soparrkar, Britney Spears has officially reached a whole new bottom. WTF is she thinking? Why does she hook up with all those weird characters from Middle East and South West Asia? Plus look at that guy Sandip Soparrkar. He’s got “GAY” written all over his face. Are there not enough straight guys in the world for girls to hook yo with? I mean “HELLO”… I’m right here, have no pussy to stick my dick into and Britney Spears flies to India to spread her vagina for a gay loon? That’s fucking disturbing.

Sandip Soparrkar is a choreographer from Bollywood who put together Britney Spears’ Womanizer video. Sources say that Britney Spears met Sandip Soparrkar at a party thrown by Madonna – here’s another fine girl who wastes her vaginal juices on bumping some weird characters from weird parts of the world, WTF?

True love that developed between most famous vagina in Hollywood and gayest choreographer in Bollywood during filming of Womanizer had Britney Spears fly to India to deliver her vagina right to the bed of said Sandip Soparrkar. I bet he keeps pink dinos under his blankets he’s so gay. The most disturbing shit is, that Britney Spears sneaked out of Hollywood to rub her pussy on gay’s face without anyone noticing. They were bumping it in India and no paparazzi had fucking clue where she was.

To make things funnier, Britney Spears calls her new boyfriend Sandy. She’s obviously the man in the relationship, she puts on one of strap-ons from Sandip Soparrkar’s collection and butt fucks the Indian till the content of his prostate explodes through his dick. Duh!

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J.K. Rowling Upset Over a Hogwarts Replica

J.K. RowlingJ.K. Rowling might be the second-richest female entertainer in the world according to Forbes, but she can’t always get her way when it comes to money. An Indian court tossed out a claim made by the “Harry Potter” author that sought damages from the organizers of a four-day religious carnival for building a replica of Hogwarts Castle. Rowling and her publishers wanted the equivalent of $50,000 from the organizers, but the Delhi High Court disagreed. The court did, however, order that characters from the massively popular book series not be used in the event and say that permission to exhibit the castle would expire on October 26. The castle is constructed out of canvas, papier mâché and bamboo. …